It's 2020. Who works inside anymore anyway?
[Swatting bugs furiously]
I hate nature!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Where'd you get that vest?
Yeah, I think I need another monitor. Three's just really not cutting it for me these days
Made my microwave soylent today with the heat of my laptop running a kernel task
Yeah I'll have the the dogfish head API oh
I mean IPA, sorry i've been coding all day!
This free coffee tastes like garbage.
Yeah did you see Ken Jee's new video?
What an idiot!
Okay meetings...?
Meetings are for analysts.
Meetings are so useless, dude.
You want to have a quick pow-wow? Talk about that uh
that issue we're having before?
So...how long has your model been running?
You really can't rush the exploration process.
That's why data science doesn't really fit into a project management philosophy
By definition: all scientists are data scientists.
Mom, can you get me a smoothie?
Columbus meets Columbo
Starry eyed explorer meets skeptical detective
Yeah, my work's pretty complex. I don't know if you'd really understand it
Half hacker, half analyst.
Does this shirt make me look like a business stakeholder?
You know what a pirate's favorite programming language is?
[from behind the camera] R?
No he -- he loves R but his first love...
'twas the C.
Yaarrghhh....
I should get back to my model.
God this data sucks
Yeah the model's training.
A data scientist's learning curve is
formidable.
Check out the podcast i sent you in slack
Humans are hooked. Machines are learning.
I'll fill you in on that in the stand up
[Furiously typing]
What what is big O?
What do you mean that data doesn't exist
Don't worry, we'll get to it in the next sprint.
They have a smoothie bar at their office?
Why don't we have one of those?
Where did i put that notebook?
I think of data science as more of a
practice than a job.
Is that in testing? Let's just put it in prod.
Oh that's in prod! We should probably roll it back to testing.
What do we even use dev for?
I should buy a boat.
I don't want to say it here just -- i'll just slack it.
STATA? STATA is for STATA-sticians
I'M a scientist.
i don't want to say it here just i'll just slack it
Hey whoa! You -- you check your slack
I'm not a statistician how would i know that
Meetings are so useless, dude.
Oh check! check your slack.
Yeah we'll groom the backlog have you groomed this yet
Don't worry we'll get to it in the next sprint
oh what uh model's training
Model's training!
What is big O?
Look man I'm not a software engineer
i mean that sounds like an engineering task
sounds like a task for one of the project managers
honestly it sounds like a product manager's task
Sounds like uh one of the business guys should take care of that
well it sounds like a business stakeholder's task
okay but did you cross validate? ;)
Have you tried container -er -er -er?
Okay but who is the end user?
you know?
I just dev everything local
Wait we have a new AI manager?
MISTER GPT-3?
Wait he's taking everyone out for a brew bike tour later today?
I mean...
Let's give him a chance, right?
oh god i crack myself up