I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas Tree
Wait, why am I typing out the lyrics?
They're right up there, just look.
Well, it appears I have no choice...
I'll just have to tell jokes for the next three minutes!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
He had no body to go with!
What did the skeleton eat for Christmas dinner?
Spare Ribs!
Why are Skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their Skin!
Umm...
Sorry, guys
I'm bone dry
I've been run down to the bone on these jokes
It takes a skele-ton of creativity to come up with these.
Sooo......
Merry Christmas to all! And to all a Bad Time!
Unless it's not Christmas anymore...
Then... Happy Easter, I guess? Enjoy your Birthday?
Wait, then why are you listening to Christmas music?
This is starting to make my skull hurt...
Well, whatever time of year it is, I hope that it is merry!
And with that, I bid you farewell.
I swear this wasn't me. - Alex