- Are those my boobs?
- Yeah.
(Lauren laughs)
I'm not good at drawing women's bodies.
- No. I love it! I love it!
You were not incorrect when you said
like Picasso-esque.
(laughter off screen)
(Bach Cello Suite Number 1 Plays)
- Are you sure?
- [Interviewer] Hello!
- Hi
- [Interviewer] And take your masks off.
- [Devonte] Alright.
Oh!
- [Lauren] That's bright. Nice.
Hi.
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
- I'm Devonte.
- I'm Lauren. Nice to meet you.
- Pleasure to meet you.
- I really like your earrings. Those are cool.
- Thank you. I like your eyes.
- Thank you.
- They are really bright and blue.
- [Interviewer] What are you doing here today? (both laugh)
- Stripping and being painted.
- Getting naked and doing art.
- Yeah. - And are we going to be
painting stick figures today, or...?
- Maybe.
- I'm going to try to show Picasso out.
- I'm going to set my standards low.
- I feel like ...
- Like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, kind of.
(laughter)
(upbeat string music plays)
- Oh!
- Your turn.
(indistinct)
(upbeat string music)
- Ooohh.
- (sigh) Okay. This is where I start.
Would you like me to go first?
- Yeah. We could do it
(both speak) - at the same time.
- I was going to say.
- Three, two, one.
Drop it.
Oops. Sorry.
- (exhale) Oh, it's cold.
- Hi.
- Alright.
- [Interviewer] Who's going to get painted first?
- I don't know.
I'll paint you first.
- You'll paint me first? (exhale)
- [Interviewer] You ready?
- Ready.
- All right. Drop it, boy. (snaps finger)
Thank you. Okay.
What pose are you thinking?
- This is the pose I was thinking.
Like, this is my body, right here.
This is me.
- Yeah.
(string music)
- What are you looking for in your dating life right now?
- At the moment? Just kind of like exploring people.
There's no better way to figure out
what you want then by sampling.
You can call my dating life sampling.
- Sampling.
- That's my love life.
- [Interviewer] Devonte, ask Lauren what her type is.
- Lauren,
- What's up?
- What's your type?
- You know, I hate to admit it,
but it usually is like
the skinny little skater boy.
But I'm trying to reform my ways.
How about you? Do you have a type?
- If I'm specifically looking for something?
I don't look for anything at all.
Because then I'm just,
who knows what I'm turning a blind eye to?
- Uh huh.
- So I don't really like saying
I like, have a type.
- Type is just like aesthetic for the most part too.
So it's like, that's not even...
- It's like a genre of music.
You can't like one genre of music forever, you know?
- Yeah. That's a good way to think about it.
How confident would you say you are
like in your physical self?
- Honestly, it changes.
Like some days I'll really be proud and love my
body and you know, physically and all that.
Like yeah, shit. Damn I look good.
You know, out of the shower-type thing.
- Yeah.
- And then other days where it's just like,
man, I feel like shit!
And for me, this is going to help.
- I was going to say, yeah,
did you think that this would maybe like
help combat some of those thoughts
that you had?
- Yeah, I feel like this is going to be
like more therapeutic for me.
- [Interviewer] Ask Lauren what she thinks
your biggest insecurities are.
- Oooh. What do you think my biggest insecurities are?
- Hmmm.
I feel like every dude is insecure
about like their dick.
- I'm just going to say it isn't my dick.
- It isn't your dick? Okay.
- No, my nose is my biggest insecurity
because I got, literally got bullied
for it all the time.
- Uh huh.
- And I got told I was Aladdin,
and I was like... it growing up as a kid,
it really like affected me.
- I noticed your nose earlier,
and I actually liked it.
- That's the first person to say that they like my nose.
- Yeah. Like, I've got a funky nose too.
And I feel like people point out sometimes.
And it's like, bro, it's like...
- It's a nose!
- Yeah!
- Do you have any like rituals in the morning
when you're getting ready?
- Affirmations.
- What kind of affirmations do you like?
Like pretend I'm your mirror.
- I will... Today I will be successful.
I will be phenomenal.
I will find inner peace.
I will prosper.
If I fail, I fail forward.
If I win, I win.
I rise up. I am relentless.
I will be victorious.
I will change the world.
I will be legendary.
I will ascend.
I will be divine.
I will. Today.
I will!
There we go.
- Oh yeah.
That was like a cool benediction.
- How's the painting. Is it completed?
- I think so.
- It's not what I expected it to be.
But are you ready to see my masterpiece?
- Yeah.
- Okay. This is how I see you today.
- [Interviewer] (laughing)
- I'm just amazed by it right now.
I didn't...
I was expecting like, like literally,
Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
- Yeah.
You've got to undersell yourself
and then everyone will be blown away. Every time.
- It worked, you just blew me away.
What are the dots?
- Like... you just had like energy
popping off you and stuff. And like,
you just have a fun little vibe around you.
So I thought this is my representation
of your fun little vibe.
- I like the representation.
- Are you ready to put your robe back on now?
- Yeah.
- Oh, I was like, you can stay naked, I guess.
(both laugh)
(upbeat string music)
- Are doing it? Are we good?
I feel like I'm ready.
- [Interviewer] Yeah, whenever you two are ready.
- Okay. Okay. Yeah.
I guess we just go for it.
I don't have any poses whipped together.
- I can see you're comfortable in your own skin.
- Yeah. Thank you.
- It's how you're carrying yourself right now.
What are you proud about, about your body?
- I'm proud at how much of a tank it is.
I'm pretty resilient.
I love that about myself.
- Good. Durability, right?
- Yeah. Durability.
- There you go.
- Very durable.
- What's your favorite tattoo?
- Oh, okay. I knew you were
going to ask this.
It's so hard to pick one.
You know, the ones that I had in my head
for the longest were these cuffs.
- Ooh yeah. Those ones caught the eye.
- And I got them because
I have really long legs
and pants are always way too short on me.
So I was like, all right,
I'm going to slap some cuffs on there.
And now, whenever I like look down
and my pants are a little too short,
I think "That's cute!"
Not like I don't like that.
- I see it. - Do you have any tattoos?
I don't think I saw any.
- I didn't think you noticed any.
Yeah, no, I don't have tattoos.
- Do you want any?
- Yes. - What are you going to get?
- I want a neon pineapple on my heel.
And why? I don't know.
I just...
- Hell yeah!
- I love pineapples.
- [Interviewer] Ask Lauren
how many people she's seen naked.
- Hey Lauren...
- Hey. (giggles)
- How many people have you seen naked?
- A lot.
- How much is a lot?
- I'm going to guess 30 to 40,
somewhere around there.
- I don't know if that's good or bad.
I don't really think that seeing someone naked
is a bad thing.
- I think I'm sampling. Yeah.
- Your sampling...
Have one of your samples ever been non-hetero?
- You know, putting like the labels on it.
I guess you could throw the label bisexual on it.
I don't know. I like people.
- Do you have any securities about the size of,
you know, what most people compare
to the size of the breast or the the size of the ass?
- Yeah. I've definitely felt insecure about that.
But in recent years,
the functionality of having small titties
beats ever wanting to have knockers.
- Small boobies need love, too.
- Thank you.
Is it ready? Can I see it?
- This is...(sighs)
Ta-da!
- Oh!
- You know, you can see your tattoos.
- Uh huh.
- You know, this one really sticks out.
It's like, you know, just
standing out right there.
I did the hair color, the green.
- Where's the green?
Oh, the one stripe of green.
- I tried.
And this is...
- Are those my boobs?
- Yeah.
I'm not good at drawing a woman's body.
- No! I love it. I love it.
You were not incorrect when you said like Picasso-esque.
- [Interviewer] (laughs) How was that?
- Yeah.
- That was fun.
- Yeah. I was a little nervous at first,
but then we got settled.
- Yeah.
- How would you feel about going on another second date now?
- Another second date?
- Yes. Something like that.
- I would enjoy that.
I think that that would be entertaining.
- I think we'd have more fun.
- Yeah, clothes on this time, maybe,
spice it up.
- Yeah, spice it up a little bit, you know.
(both laugh)