All right.
So that's Kids Say The Darndest Things
and it's such a great idea.
I used to love that show.
Did you watch it before?
Yes, I watched it growing up and I totally loved it.
Yeah.
So when you got offered this, it was like a no-brainer?
It was super easy.
When they said, "Tiffany, do you want
to do Kids Say The Darndest Things," I was like, "Yes!
I am still young, I would love to be on this show."
They're like, "No, to host it."
I was like, "All right, cool.
That's still making my dream come true."
It's hilarious.
All right so you're doing a special, right?
Yes.
All right.
What is the name of the special?
It's called Black Mitzvah, and it's coming out on my birthday.
And on that day, I'm actually having a bat mitzvah for myself
because I'm a grown woman now.
Are you studying?
Yeah, I'm studying and everything.
To get the bat mitzvah?
That's very difficult, isn't it?
I mean, I know how to speak Japanese.
How difficult can Hebrew be?
Do you speak Japanese?
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Ooh.
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
Yeah.
What is that?
What did you say?
I just said, "Yeah, I speak Japanese.
Do you know how to speak Japanese?"
Wow.
I mean, "Do you speak English?"
I asked you if you spoke English.
Barely.
When did you learn Japanese?
I learned Japanese about eight years ago.
I was doing comedy for the troops in Japan
and I fell in love with the soap operas.
And it's like one of my goals to be on a Japanese soap opera.
I want to be the first African-American woman
to be on a Japanese soap opera.
I bet you can do it.
If that's what you want, then do it.
All right.
So in the special you talk about lazy strippers,
which I would like to understand what
that means, "lazy strippers."
Oh, yeah.
So you know the strip culture is really popular right now.
And I've been to a few clubs and I've
noticed that there are a lot of lazy ones
that aren't really putting forth a lot of effort.
You know what?
I can show you better than I can tell you.
I would love to see it.
You want to see this?
Do I?
OK.
They're gonna play my new song that I
got with Todrick Hall, who's also
one of Taylor Swift's friends.
Go ahead and kick the song.
[MUSIC - TODRICK HALL AND TIFFANY HADDISH, "DRIPEESHA"]
(SINGING)
Drip, drip, dipping.
Todrick.
Are you ready?
She ready.
OK, welcome to my ass class.
I'm-ma teach you how to bounce a piece of ass fast.
It's time to twerk for Dripeesha, please.
Clock your head to the side, hands on your knees.
Right cheek, left cheek, right cheek, left cheek.
Now stick your tongue out.
Right cheek, left cheek, right cheek, left cheek.
Very good
Let's go.
Come on.
Right, right, left, left, right, left right.
Right, right, right, left, right, left, right.
Right, left, left, right, right, right, left, right left, right,
left, right, left.
Both cheeks now!
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Pause, take a break.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Make it vibrate.
Then you circle, circle, circle.
Then you drop, drop, drop.
Do a split, look back and make it pop, bitch.
I'm Dripeesha.
Look at that drip, drip, drip.
Vroom vrooming that whip, whip, whip.
I don't need you.
Dripeesha.
Look at that drip.
I don't need you.
Looking so good, will you let me come?
Drip to the "ee" to the "sha."
Diamonds like damn, booty like duh.
Twerking on him--
Yeah.
Oh, oh.
Oh!
[APPLAUSE]
(SINGING) Bounce that ass Dripeesha.
Bounce that ass Dripeesha.
Bounce that ass.
Drip, drip.
Bounce that ass Dripeesha.
We'll be back.
That's Tiffany Haddish.
Hi, I'm Andy.
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so you can see more awesome videos.
Like videos of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things
like ball peen hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities--
if you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMING]
[BLEEP]
God [BLEEP]!