-Can I just say, you look fabulous.
-Stop. -Like, fabulous.
[ Cheers and applause ] -I want to be you.
-[ Chuckles ] Okay. -Can we -- After this,
can I try that on? -We can do freaky Friday.
We can switch. -Yes! I love it.
-Yeah. -She wants in for sure.
[ Laughter ] So, Nico, we're so excited
to have you here. You've just been so successful
over the past few years with "Superstore",
with "Crazy Rich Asians." Here's the thing.
You also have the social life to prove it,
which is, like, amazing. Because --
-Finally. [ Laughter ]
Tell me about it. You were recently at --
casual -- J.Lo's house party. -I mean --
[ Audience oohs ] -Tell me everything.
-Listen, I mean like -- so, recently she had a telethon --
-Mm-hmm. -To benefit the victims
of the hurricane in Puerto Rico.
And so me and Lauren Ash and Mark McKinney
from "Superstore",
we were invited to do the celebrity phone banks.
So we went to do the telethon, and we showed up,
and Ellen was there and Jamie Foxx was there.
Jared Leto was there. [ Audience oohs ]
He was looking fine.
Homeless, but fine. [ Laughter ]
Yes, I would still sleep with him.
[ Laughter ]
But, yes, we did the telethon, we were answering the phones.
And you know, like, we're not as famous as some of these people.
So people were getting really pissed.
They were like, "Who is this?"
I'm like, "I play Mateo on 'Superstore'."
"I want to talk to Ellen!" [ Laughter ]
"It doesn't work that way. I'm so sorry."
So as a thank you, J.Lo was like,
"We would like to invite everybody to J.Lo's house
for a pizza party." [ Audience oohs ]
-I was not expecting pizza party.
-I know! So, when you get invited to J.Lo's house
for a pizza party, you say yes. -Absolutely, you say yes.
-Absolutely. -You say,
"Yes, can I bring 10 of my friends?"
-Yeah. So, Lauren Ash and I,
we went, and we're the first ones there.
-Oh, no. -I know!
-No, no, no. -I know.
We felt like freshmen at a senior party.
Really awkward.
And after like an hour of, like, sort of like,
just being like the awkward people at the party,
we're like, "Girl, we need to go."
There's too many famous people here.
It's J.Lo's house. This is crazy.
Like, we need to call an Uber and go home.
But you know what?
She lives in a palatial estate up in the hills.
-Mm-hmm. -I check my phone.
There's no service. -Oh, no!
-I'm like, am I really gonna have to go up to J.Lo
and be like, "Hey, girl, what's your Wi-Fi password?"
[ Laughter ] "What's your network again?"
[ Applause ]
-But is that what you did? -I'm like, "Gigli" is it?
Sure. Eventually somebody just gave us a ride down the hill.
Thank God. Yeah. -Your life sounds so hard.
But that's not the only thing. It's not just J.Lo's party.
You also went to Angelina Jolie's house party.
Who are you? Who are you?
-I'm never gonna be invited to anybody's house after this show.
-No, you will. You'll be invited to mine.
-Oh, thank you. Thank you. -Fabulous.
-So, my boyfriend was on "Survivor."
-Mm-hmm. -And so we got invited
to the live "Survivor" finale.
And so we were hanging out backstage,
and Angelina Jolie is a huge "Survivor" fan.
-Mm-hmm. -So, she was also at the finale.
And so, backstage I see her come out of the dressing room,
and we kind of, like, lock eyes.
And I was like, "You're Angelina Jolie."
And then she sees me, and then she was like,
"Oh, hey, I'm Angie."
I'm like, "I know!" [ Laughter ]
So, we kind of do a little small talk.
And she, you know, wisps away like an ethereal being.
And then a friend of a friend was like,
"We're all going to Angie's house after this.
-Angie? -Angie's house. Right? Yeah.
-Angie. -She introduced herself
as Angie. So I was like,
"Yeah. I want to go to Angie's house.
I want to be on Angie's list." [ Laughter ]
and I was like, oh, here's the plan.
We're gonna take an Uber to Angie's house.
We'll punch in the gate code. It'll open.
Boom -- We're at Angie's house. And that's what we do.
The gate opens, and it's amazing.
It's gorgeous. And she entertains us,
and she invites us to her home. She's very gracious.
-Mm-hmm. -You know, she was like in jeans
and a t-shirt just entertaining, like a mom.
-Mm-hmm. -There was like a plate
of, like, crudités and ranch dip in her kitchen,
like, from Costco. I was like, "Oh, my God.
Stars, they're just like us." [ Laughter ]
But then she was also like, "I had to find a home
rather quickly, 'cause I'm going through a separation right now."
"Oh, you mean from Brad Pitt?!" [ Laughter ]
Like I didn't know like
that she wasn't the most famous person in the world.
t was really just like, oh, my God.
I was just like, "What is happening right now?"
-I love that.