- I really enjoy a single pint.
If I have more than one, I get really full.
- Really, yeah?
- But it's my favorite one-drink, drink.
(upbeat music)
- It's kind of like, right.
I enjoy eating two loaves of bread a night.
- Okay.
- So that's why I drink many Guinness a night.
- But you're shitting for weeks.
- I like to feel like a fancy boy sometimes.
All right.
Can't always just be cider,
sometimes I want an umbrella.
Sometimes I want a sparkly bit hanging off the side.
- The more accoutrements the better?
- Yeah.
- What would you put with Guinness?
It's probably going to be like some sort of vodka base.
I don't know what you would make Guinness cocktails with.
I never imagined Guinness would work
as a mixer for a cocktail.
- Oh baby.
- Why is yours bubbling and mine isn't?
- Because they like me the best.
- Smells nice.
- I need to let mine settle.
'Cause yours is nice and settled.
- Mine was probably made yesterday, was it?
Here's one we made earlier.
- It just looks like a regular pint.
- I remember,
♪ That summer in Dublin, ♪
♪ the Liffey it stank like hell ♪
♪ and somebody was walking down Grafton Street. ♪
- Sláinte, that's Irish for cheers.
- [Both] Woo.
- That's a Guinness and blackcurrant.
- I taste some blackcurrant.
- How much blackcurrant is in there? Not a lot.
- Yeah. I know old people like to do that
just before they go into having 16 pints,
they'll have one of these
and then they'll be like, now I'm good.
- You've left it standing for too long though, Sean,
and it's gone flat, it's all head.
- Do you know when people do this
and it's like the most annoying thing in the world.
When someone does that to your pint?
- Yeah, I do.
- It's nice. I mean like Guinness is nice.
- Guinness is more than nice, Seamus.
- Guinness is fantastic.
- Guinness is everything.
- A lot of people will be like,
"Oh, you know it's sacrilege to,"
- Mess with a Guinness?
- Yeah, exactly.
- They do serve it, but I'd imagine,
- You'd get a few, "ugh".
- I don't think he'd know what a purple Guinness is.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Instead if you said a Guinness and black,
he'd know what you mean.
Or a Guinness and blackcurrant.
- A daytime Guinness.
You go, sometimes you have your sleepy, Guinness.
You have your dinner, you go to the pub with your dad,
you sit there.
You know, you have one, turns into five.
- We should get like a full pint at the end,
just as a reward for drinking all this shite.
- Just a normal pint.
- It's an adulteration of the Guinness.
What can you do?
Wouldn't call it a Guinness cocktail, now mind you.
Bit fancy, just add a bit of blackcurrant
and call it a cocktail.
Bit of a cop out.
- We wouldn't call it a purple Guinness.
We call it Guinness and Blackcurrant.
'Cause that's what it is.
- Yeah.
- We tell it like it is, right.
- You'd walk up and you'd go,
"Ah, can you ruin a pint of Guinness for me please?"
(upbeat music)
- Hello darling, cheers.
- Cheers.
- Spiffing hey.
- Chin, chin.
- What's this? It's fizzy.
- You say something while I down this.
- It's like Saturday night with the girls.
Wow, wow, me.
It's the "Desperate Housewives" or what's it called?
What's that housewife show?
- It looks like coffee, is it coffee?
Is it coffee? Is it espresso martini coffee?
- I remember when I evicted everybody.
(man laughs)
- "The Real Housewives".
I feel like I'm in the "Real Housewives" of Dublin.
And I'm the one. I'm the blonde one.
- Well now, that's an espresso Guinness
if ever I've had one.
- You didn't like it?
- No.
- Well, the head is gone off it.
- Oh, this tastes like garbage. Get me some more.
- Is there coffee in this?
- Oh yeah.
- I've only just started drinking coffee.
This would make you want to stop.
- It's like an espresso martini.
- It's like an iced coffee espresso martini.
- This is divine.
- I like it a lot.
- What is this?
- I can't even taste the Guinness though.
- Is this something for like scouring the inside
of a reactor core?
- Can I make a point right now?
Can every video from now on just be
we get a pint of Guinness
and then whatever else comes along.
- I'll bring my own Guinness.
- It's actually like really easy to drink.
- Will I down it?
- It looks like dirty toilet water
when you hold it up to the light.
It's like when you flush four times
and you still can't get things to leave.
- It's nice but it's also...
- Rotten.
- It's real rotten.
- Oh she's doing it, I'm doing it.
I win, I'm the real OG, she's the loser. I win.
- Now I didn't get to enjoy it.
- Well, of course Ciara downed it.
She probably wanted the glass.
- Okay, sorry if Ciara downed it,
then I'm not going to,
- You think you can go toe-to-toe with Ciara?
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you go to a bar
and ask them to put coffee in your Guinness?
Or do you go to a coffee shop
and ask to put Guinness in your coffee?
- Tasty.
- I have a tad more decorum.
- I'm very intimidated by your drinking abilities.
- Why?
- 'Cause I used to be the OG
and then you came around and so,
- The OG what?
- She doesn't even know what it is.
- Guinness is nice,
but like Guinness with these other things,
it doesn't play well.
- This is someone who has snuck around all the tables
at a funeral and taken the dregs out of everyone's drink.
- Yeah it is.
- None of these worked well together.
- This I wouldn't say is an abomination to Guinness
because it's taking it and not changing it
but making it like something fun and flirty and better.
- I don't know who this is for.
- Imagine if someone was like Irish up that coffee
and they came back with that.
You'd be like, "What?"
(upbeat music)
- Is this warm?
Have you made Guinness tea?
- Oh.
- Cinnamon stick.
- Oh my God. So Christmasy.
- For God sake.
- Okay, just so you can see there.
I'll tilt it slightly.
There's a little bit of cinnamon.
Brian, do you like cinnamon?
- Things have taken a turn on the Try Channel.
Just having a nice cup of who knows what?
- Brian loves cinnamon.
Okay. Come on, pick it up.
Don't be shy.
- Christmas has come early.
- I shouldn't have bitten in to that,
that was a terrible idea.
- Did you bite a cinnamon stick?
It's not a chocolate flake.
- I thought it was a chocolate flake.
I didn't realize it was a cinnamon stick and I went.
- It's warm, it's body temperature.
- It's coffee, cinnamon.
Absolutely disgusting man.
- It's very nice.
But I don't, like where's the Guinness?
- I absolutely hate that on every level.
- I wanted to go home after this shoot
but now I've got to go and drink nine pints of Guinness
in order to make retribution to the Guinness gods
for this abomination you've put in front of me.
- These are legit.
Like these are really nice adaptations of a Guinness drink.
- It's a bit weak. If it was just made up with more.
(Lolsy screams)
Power cut?
- [George] Yeah.
- [Lolsy] Is the camera still running?
- [Camera Man] The camera's still rolling.
(Lolsy cheers)
- Look at us.
We're here to try stuff in the dark.
Yeah. Clink.
(beep)
- Okay, do you want to,
we can maybe use them as like a straw or something?
- Oh my God, you can.
Holy shit.
- It's mulled wine with Guinness in it.
- I've reconsidered this drink.
It helped us get through the panic of the lights going out.
You have to include that now.
We handled that like such pros.
There was no panic.
If that was Dermot, he would take his clothes off and panic.
- Oh Jesus!
- Oh it's the purge.
- That was incredible.
Good idea.
- Yeah. Most things in life can be used as a straw,
if you try hard enough.
- Where's your cinnamon?
- I threw it in the bin.
- You can't really compare this to a regular,
like it's so far removed from a pint of Guinness.
- This is as if you were drinking Guinness
directly out of somebody else's stomach.
- Doesn't it look like a bit of chocolate?
Doesn't it look like a flake?
Don't you want to just bite into it?
Eat that tree.
- It looks like a cinnamon stick.
- But it's nice.
- Yeah.
- I mean I'm feeling the cozy vibes you know.
- Guinness doesn't go well with anything.
- Apart from me and my personal relationships.
- [Man Off Camera] You wouldn't have this
on a cold winter's day?
- No, it has to be whiskey. Sorry.
- Jesus Christ. That is actually horrid.
(Lolsy burps)
- Oh, excuse me.
(upbeat music)
- It looks pretty fizzy but also dark in color.
So I presume there's quite a lot of Guinness.
- It was a Guinness slush puppy, but it's melting.
- Try Channel.
Guinness does have like a slightly coffee adjacent aroma.
- Does mine have ice? Yours has ice.
- It looks like a Coca-Cola from McDonald's.
- Can we guess what it's called?
- Can I draw on your one now, can I?
- Yeah of course, work away.
- I'm going to draw a big willy. Whoa.
- Delighted.
- Tiny willy sorry.
- Oh fuck me, what the fuck?
- It's called a Pirate Guinness.
- Beer and Guinness?
- It's Guinness and whiskey.
- It's got sugar and whiskey and Guinness.
- I love bourbon.
- It's called disco nightmare.
- It's called ah, get your sausages out of my drink.
- Who the fuck was Oscar?
Imagine him coming,
- Oscar Wilde, wild Oscar.
- Wild Oscar.
He was an alcoholic, man.
- Ah he was, among other things.
- Did you like that, you did?
- I love that.
Look at us now. Now we're happy.
- Now we're friends.
- My elbows are sweaty.
- Yeah. My knees are moist.
- The sweetness of that.
- It's a bit too sweet now but.
- Sweetness hurts old grandpa's gums.
In my day we didn't have sugar when I grew up.
You could just lick a rock and pretend it was sweet.
- You put a lot of whiskey in.
- You've really Frankenstein-ed us out of this.
- Oh my God.
Oh my God.
She's not a woman, but a beast.
- It feels like you took a lovely pint of Guinness
and you took a lovely whiskey and maple thing
and you've ruined both drinks.
- Yeah. It makes it very,
- Very, very smooth.
It's very, very creamy.
- I would rather a regular pint.
Are you okay?
- I'm just disappointed in myself.
- It's best not to, don't poke the bear.
- The more I drink it, the more I can drink it.
- Yeah.
(Lolsy laughs)
I was gonna say the same thing.
- This is very clearly the best.
- This is the best.
Well shit, you downed the rotten one as well.
What are you talking about?
- Yeah. I downed the rotten one because I was challenged.
- It's not bad, but I wouldn't,
it's just not as nice as a Guinness or as nice as a whiskey.
So... Are you okay?
(upbeat music)
- It looks like you dropped a lime in.
- Let me get yours.
- Please don't.
- John, did you drop a lime in our drink
and you're too embarrassed to admit it?
- It's fine my hands are clean. Oh shit.
- Jesus Christ.
- This is a safe space.
You can tell us if you dropped a lime in.
- Give it a sniff.
Give it a sniff.
- Seamus with the chat up lines, huh. Huh?
- My lime is happy out, all right?
You leave him alone.
♪ I had the lime of my life. ♪
- Oh this is fizzy Guinness.
Fizzy Guinness. Fizzy Guinness. No.
- God damn it.
This is a shit drink.
What is this?
How the hell am I supposed to drink this?
- Do you know what this is?
I know what it is.
Coke and lime and Guinness.
- Remember the Coke coffee drink?
Coke Black.
It tastes like Coke Black.
- Oh yeah.
- Is it Coke Black?
Bring back Coke Black.
- Is there Coca Cola in this?
- [Man Off Camera] This is a Guinness Black Russian.
- It's chocolate milk.
Sorry. I was so certain. I was so sure.
- That's not what a Black Russian is.
- There's only a hint of coffee though. Good job.
Only a whisper of coffee.
- It's too coffee. If it was less coffee flavor.
I think this would be nice without the coffee.
- No, but you got to like dip that.
No. Put your lips down. Down!
Oh my God I'm sorry.
- You're going to be a terrible mother.
- They don't work well together.
- Cold coffee's not a nice flavor.
- That's actually not bad.
I say going,
It's overwhelmingly limey which I really like.
- It is. It is.
Which I appreciate.
I mean, he dropped a whole lime in there.
That's not his fault.
Let's be honest.
- [Man Off Camera] How does this compare
to a regular pint of Guinness?
- Not as good.
Obviously not as good. None of them are as good.
- Well, the espresso martini thing was a bit of a vibe
but it is different.
- Don't give this to anybody ever again.
- I've had worse Guinness cocktails.
- What'd you think of it?
(both growl)
You're going to get animal sounds from us
for the rest of this video.
(Lolsy barks)
Sorry.
- If you have a pint of Guinness,
you start singing rebel songs.
If you have a pint of this, you start singing Abba.
- Oh my God, do you know any rebel songs?
- Yeah of course I know rebel songs.
♪ In the merry month ♪
♪ And the rocky road to Dublin ♪
♪ One, two, three, four five ♪
♪ Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road ♪
♪ And all the way to Dublin ♪
(Lolsy gurgles)
- I think the words Guinness and cocktails
should appear on menus, but not together.
- I think it's like things that go up your bum, right?
You could do them, but you shouldn't.
- Having a great time. Had a great day.
Thanks to everyone.
I want to thank my family.
I want to thank my friends.
- Mix it up a little bit.
Try a Guinness cocktail.
It'll probably make you love Guinness even more.
- Fuck Murphy's!
(Lolsy dings the glasses)
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