- Hi, I'm Luke James and I'm at Buzzfeed
and I'm here to read your thirst tweets.
First thirst tweet.
Luke James got them lemme bite ya butt eyes.
You know, I have been known to bite some booty, you know,
these, you know, it's crazy.
Luke James can put it on my butt.
I know how auto correct works
and I know that on is supposed to be something crazy,
but nah, what?
What's all the butt jokes?
I mean, butt stuff.
This is really nasty.
There's nothing like really,
like nobody want to make love?
Listen, Luke James can sing me right out of the panties
I rarely rare.
Ooh, wow, okay.
You rarely wear them.
You commando.
Don't worry, I'm commando too.
Luke James' skin is so smooth
I just wanna lick his face.
I'm into it.
Don't be random, though.
Like we need to be like, having great conversation
inside the moment and then it happens.
Not some creepiness, like I hug you
and all of a sudden, you lick my face.
You know, I stay moisturized.
I do shea butter.
Shea butter, baby.
Noah, aka Luke James, can get this face ride
with his fine self.
Crying laughing, sad face, sad face.
Aww.
Hashtag star on fox.
(clicks tongue)
You lucky I'm down with the shits, okay?
You come and ride my fucking,
come and get it.
Hydraulics and all, you feeling me?
Put your ass in a coma.
I got my Invisalign in too, you ready.
Y'all want to get nasty with me?
I'll get nasty with you.
I wonder how Luke James' lips feel.
I wonder too, 'cause I love me, you know?
Sometimes, I got to kiss myself.
They feel like home, if that means anything.
Like a place you want to be, where you belong.
Luckily, my mom don't like to get on the internet
so I can say all the shit I want to say.
Get into it.
I think everybody should do this every morning
because it would like, make the world a better place.
Somebody wants you,
somebody wants you to do ridiculous, nasty,
filthy things to them.
That's love in another kind of way.
You have to see it that way.
Does something for your morale.
You know, right now, I feel like I could go get a job.
I haven't had a celebrity crush since I was a kid, aww,
but Luke James ass man,
he a full meal at my favorite restaurant.
I like that, thank you.
Eat me up, all right?
My confidence is on another level right now.
This feels good, this is a drug.
Luke James can do what he want with my body.
You damn right, I'ma do what I want.
Pretzel your ass, you know?
I don't know, this is crazy.
(chuckles)
What?
(groans)
I want to eat Luke James' ass.
Okay. (laughs)
I'm with it.
I'll well kept.
I'm a clean sucker.
Ain't nobody say they want to have a baby.
I'm trying to bring some love into the world.
Nobody want to just be here?
Stay with me?
Y'all just want to do things and get away?
Nobody say they want to stay.
Luke James is pure sex.
Yes, I am.
That's lit, though.
People think that of you,
'cause I don't really see that of myself.
I am here for every piece of Luke James' body and voice.
Every damn piece.
You sure.
Everything about me,
that was close to what I'm looking for.
Luke James can sing one note and have you wet in the draws.
Yes, yes I can.
Forecast, soggy.
Hey, fellas, come to my show.
Bring your raincoats.
It's going down, baby, okay?
But only if she wants to.
Don't be no punk, all right?
I want Luke James to put twins in me.
See, I've been waiting.
I've been waiting for somebody
that want to have a baby with me.
Twins though, that's a lot.
I mean, let me just start with one, 'cause you know, two,
that's hard, that's a whole 'nother thing of life.
Two at one time?
Okay, I'll try.
I think I have to be on top for that.
I heard that's kind of how twins happen.
I've now experienced a full body orgasm
after that performance.
Thanks, Luke James.
Told you I caught do it.
(laughs)
I'm a master
at all of that.
I make love to make more love
and that it what it is, children.
That's what we all need today.
The world would be a better place
if everyone were to try to make love
with people who love you.
I really appreciate all of you.
Thank you so much, Buzzfeed.
That really did something well to my morale
and I feel loved in all the right places.
My new single is called Go Girl.
Feel good about yourself.
Go Girl.
Album coming January 2020.
I'm Luke James, this is Buzzfeed thirst tweets,
and we out.
Thank you so much.