- (React) Today, you're gonna be reacting to things
that were number one this week.
- Ah, fun, fun!
- (React) Alright, are you ready?
- I'm ready!
- (React) We'll start off with this week's number one movie
at the box office.
- It's Top Gun.
(ground rumbles)
Oh, is it Jurassic World?
- This came out already? I'm so upset!
- Oh snap, we the wild west.
- (Claire) We can't keep her here forever.
- No, you just shouldn't have made them, period.
- And they brought back the original cast.
- (Alan) Ellie Sattler. - Hey!
- (Ellie) Alan Grant.
- Oh my gosh, I need to see it.
- (Alan) You didn't come out all this way
just to catch up now, did you?
- Nah, she came to get a check.
- (Ian) Why do they always have to go bigger?
- Jeff Goldblum. Hey!
- I'm so happy that he's in this.
- I feel like the animatronics get so much more real
every time they make these.
- They were extinct for a reason!
- ♪ Dah-nah nah-nah-nah ♪ ♪ Nah-nah ♪
(both babbling)
- Tortilla challenge? I love tortillas.
- What's the tortilla challenge?
- (gasps) No!
- Oh! (laughs)
- (laughs) No way!
- No, you're allowed to dodge it?
Free my homegirl! Oh my God!
- They were relentless. Oh no.
- I'm so... (gasps)
- Oh. (laughs)
(Jillian laughs)
- One sploosh. Oh, sploosh. (laughs)
I knew, it sounded bad in my head,
it sounded just as bad coming out.
- That looks so fun!
- No one's willing to do this with me,
and I think they fear my power.
- (React) Well, we might have some left.
- Can you imagine, just cut...
- (React) Just cut to... - Bah, bah!
♪ (playful music) ♪
- (Max) Dear Billy... - Yes!
- Oh, this show is so good.
- (Sam) Without you, we can't win this war.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Steve) See you on the other side.
- Oh, Steve Harrington.
- (Robin) On the other side. (Jillian laughs)
- (Mike) People say Hawkins is cursed.
- Oh.
This looks so good.
- Since when did my homegirl start being able to float?
- Ah, I love this show.
♪ (intense music) ♪
- (Vecna) It's time.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- Per.
- ♪ Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm ♪
- Just like my momma used to sing.
- Millie Bobbie Brown is like 18 now,
how old was she when she first started this?
She was like... - (React) Like roughly Eleven.
- Yeah. There's, wow.
(React laughs)
- (React) Now before we leave the Upside Down.
- Ooh.
- (React) Here's the number one meme of the week.
- That was a smooth transition, I'll give it to you.
- My friends playing my favorite song trying to save me.
- (laughs) I don't even know what's going on here.
- My AirPods die, stop.
(laughs)
- Not the lift up, not the lift up!
I don't think I'd ever heard that song,
honestly, before Stranger Things.
- ♪ A deal with God ♪
- (narrator) Want a break from the ads?
- Literally, that would be me.
- (narrator) You'll receive 30 minutes of ad free music.
- Literally!
- Spotify murdering people.
- I mean, I have Apple Music Premium, so I can't relate.
- Get on that Premium, come on, now!
- Guess who's not running up that hill to make a deal with God?
(scoffs)
We are not swapping places.
- Don't, don't even.
- A healthy Coke?
- (woman) A healthy Coke using balsamic vinegar,
so I'm gonna give it a try.
Just a little bit.
- Balsamic vinegar?
- (woman) And then I'm doing a La Croix Berry,
she said you can do any flavor.
Look at that, it looks identical to a Coke.
- No, no, no, no! Just drink a Coke!
- (woman) Y'all. - Mm.
- (woman) That's delicious.
- You're lying! You're lying!
- You're drinking La Croix and balsamic vinegar
from a wine glass!
- (React) I'm sorry, it's what we've got!
- Oh.
- This is a sponsored ad.
You can put it on your salad, and in your drinks!
- Ugh. - (React) Try it out.
- ♪ Ah ♪
- Okay, so I have to act like, that I'm on TikTok.
Hey y'all, so I've been seeing this trend everywhere
on my TikTok page, and I just had try it.
So you already know, I ran to the store
to get some balsamic vinegar, 'cause I was fresh out, duh!
- One shot of vodka.
- Just a little bit of balsamic vinegar.
- Should I do a little more?
I think I should do a little more. (laughs)
Oh my God, it kinda looks like it.
I can't!
Guys, you cannot tell me that doesn't look like it,
no, 'cause it smells so good, like... (laughs)
- Who said that that tasted like soda?
- What the [censored]? Straight vinegar.
- Mmm!
(smacks lips)
(taps table) No, they're literally the same.
Like, I don't know what people are talking about.
That was actually so good!
- That does not taste like coke.
It tastes like sour water.
- I do think it needs a little more balsamic vinegar.
(React laughs)
Mmm!
Delicious! Just like mom used to make.
- Never feed me that ever again.
- (React) What does it taste like?
- Balsamic vinegar and water!
Man stops, oh I saw this, this was so cute,
and I don't even like cats!
- Oh!
(Izzy clapping)
- It is so cute, look at him. Picks it up,
and a whole horde of them show up.
- (man) Oh no, it's a whole, oh my gosh!
- (gasps) Oh my gosh, where'd they come from?
- The way they just peaked at him first.
They said uh, he has one of our brothers.
- That's cute!
- Oh my goodness, I would love to be ambushed
by a whole platoon of kittens.
- Rise children! The chosen one has spoken!
- I don't really like cats, but that's adorable.
- I'd probably be sneezing all over the place,
but I think it's worth it.
- (React) Fun anecdote,
the second most liked Reddit post this week
was him giving all of them a bath.
He took them all home, and gave them a bath.
- That's so precious!
- ♪ Don't just stand there ♪ ♪ Let's get to it ♪
♪ Strike a pose ♪ ♪ There's nothing to it ♪
- I'm obsessed with this moment.
- ♪ Don't just stand there ♪ ♪ Let's get to it ♪
- What am I looking at?
- Selena Gomez is part of the squad, what?
- You better keep an eye out for Selena!
- I think Paris Hilton skipped out
on like a DJ gig or something like that.
- (React) Not just any DJ gig,
she was supposed to DJ for Joe Biden
and like a Presidential summit like meeting,
and she's like mm, nope, I have plans.
- (narrator) Madonna locking lips with Britney on the dance floor.
- She deserves to be happy.
- (narrator) Early 2000s, when the pair had that
infamous kiss at the 2003 MTV Video...
- Oh my God! Tongue and everything!
- My gay heart is literally screaming at that.
- (narrator) Kiss at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards.
- (Paris) That's what's hot. - Wow.
- (narrator) The couple said I do in an intimate ceremony.
- Cute, cute.
She so deserves to be happy.
- (React) Alright, now let's take a look at
the number one technological advancement of the week,
which is also simultaneously
one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen.
- Is it gonna be the robot sex dolls?
- (React) What? (buzzer rings)
- (reporter) A senior Google engineer who says one of the company's
artificial intelligence systems has become a sentient being.
- This is Skynet, this is literally turning into Terminator.
- (reporter) And was thinking and reasoning.
- Uh huh, I don't do...
- (reporter) The senior engineer says he had a chat with it,
a conversation, he kind of interviewed it.
He's published a really long blog.
- Stop.
- (reporter) But it's a very interesting read,
in which he asked it a series of questions.
- Stop.
- (reporter) And the responses that it gave were fascinating,
on a range of subjects.
And he asked it things like do you like the story of Les Miserables?
And this chatbot talked about feeling sorry for one of the characters.
It talks about being afraid of death,
being afraid of being switched off.
It talks about understanding feelings of happiness and sadness.
- Y'all seen I, Robot?
- Oh hell no, it has emotions?
- (reporter) I mean, one of the responses,
I've never said this out loud before, but there's a very deep fear
of being turned off.
- Chatbot being turned off would be like death for me?
- I mean, I'm scared of being turned off too. (laughs)
The robot is like I'm scared of the ick. (laughs)
- (reporter) I mean, are we talking about a sentient being?
- I feel like it's safer if I stay quiet on this one.
- This is what happens when you mess around
with technology too much,
we're gonna get taken over by Skynet.
- (Justin) Hey everyone. - (gasps) Why did he...
- (Justin) Justin here. - Hello?
- (Justin) Obviously.
- What in the Lazy Susan from Gravity Falls is that?
Is he okay?
- (Justin) As you can probably see from my face,
I have... - I feel so bad for him.
- (Justin) This syndrome called...
- His tattoos look good though.
- (Justin) Ramsay Hunt syndrome,
and has caused my face to have paralysis.
As you can see, this eye is not blinking.
- That is sad. That's really unfortunate.
- (Justin) I can't smile on this side of my face.
So for those who are frustrated by my cancellations
of the next shows...
- He had to cancel tours and everything.
- (Justin) I'm just physically, obviously not capable of doing them.
But obviously, my body's telling me I gotta slow down.
- (sighs) Poor guy, man.
- (Justin) And I'll be using this time to just rest and relax
and get back to 100%.
- His health is like important, like everyone's health is important.
He has to take care of what he has to do.
- First of all, I commend him for canceling his shows,
'cause I know a lot of people are still gonna be bitter online,
but the fact that he can't even open his mouth
to the full potential, it's like, you're gonna hear him,
like, mumbling his songs. That's insane!
- (React) Now, to finish off our list. - Woo!
- (React) Let's take a look at the number one Disney movie
releasing this week. - I wonder what it could be?
It's not like I previously saw it, 'cause Sierra messed up.
Is it Buzz Lightyear? Oh woah! (laughs)
- Aw!
- (Buzz) After a full year of being marooned...
- I'm so glad they made this. It's so sweet, aw!
- Buzz Lightyear, is this like a Toy Story situation?
- (Buzz) Our first test flight is a go.
- This feels like an animated Marvel movie
outside of the fact that it's Chris Evans voicing him,
I'm pretty sure, but it just like, the storyline of it,
it just feels really cool.
- Ah, to infinity and beyond!
I was so hyped when I first saw the trailer for this.
- Aw!
Okay, but where's Woody?
I feel bad for him, he probably feels left out.
- See, that's a good trailer.
- I'd be down to see Buzz Lightyear.
It's be cute as a little date. (laughs)
If I had somebody to go on a date with!
- Buzz Lightyear, plus it's Chris Evans.
- (React) Oh yeah. - That man is delicious.
(both laugh)
That man... - (React) Has...
(both laugh)
- Like this is a way to start summer, I guess.
Dad, what were you doing in like June of 2022?
Oh, you know, drinking balsamic vinegar.
- Ah! Thanks for watching this episode.
- Which of these number ones were number one to you?
Let us know in the comments.
(Izzy claps)
(Izzy laughs)