Sneaky Advertisements
You all know what I'm talkin about,
it's when those companies try to get away with some crappy products
by sneaking around details and drawing you with good deals
There's countless products out there that companies make seems SUPER AMAZING! on the ads or
in the commercials, and then you buy it and it's complete crap
So, here's some tips companies on whether you should sell your products or not
because we, the consumers are very sick and tired of your sneaky little plans and stuff
If you have to hide something about your product, don't sell it
Ok, how do we say this product will completely blind you if you get it in your eyes?
How about we just say that, blindness is pretty serious and we don't want anyone getting hurt
But we can't have people looking at the bottle and seeing that they could get blinded and get scared and not buy it
Jeremy, how about we write do not let come in contact with face?
But that makes it seem not as serious
Exactly
Jeremy, make the print really small and put it at the back and the bottom of the product
If you have to hire actors or write a script for the people on what to say about your product, don't sell it
Ok, so what you're gonna say is; I love this product. It saves me countless hours of work
But I haven't even use the product before
How do I know if it does?
Just say it and we'll pay you a lots of money, ok?
Don't try to make things seem better by making all the warnings all proper.
So you're saying that if someone were to drink this, the product will slowly break down their stomach wall
causing the stomach acid to digest itself, resulting in serious injuries and maybe even death in a matter of days
Yes, that's correct
Not. For. Consumption
If you have to "woo" people into buying your product with gifts, don't sell it
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If you're selling a medicine and the side-effects are worse than the actual problem, don't sell your product
Side effects may include: sneezing, itchy or irritated eyes. Runny nose, dizziness, sore throat, depression, suicidal thoughts or actions, vomitting
Some forms of cancer and memory loss
Some deaths have also been reported
Errrr that sounds like a lot of side effects for just curing allergies
Yes, but it's worth it
But most of the side effects include what allergies actually are
like sneezing, itching or irritated eyes, runny nose and sore throat
It's basically like you're paying money for allergies
Yes, but it's worth it