>> OH, MY GOODNESS, THE FOOD LOOKS AND SMELLS AMAZING.
>> CHARLES, YOU MADE IT. STOP FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS.
>> WELL IT DOES LOOK GREAT. >> YEAH, WHAT ARE WE WAITING
FOR? LET'S EAT.
>> HEY. HEY.
HEY, LISTEN. THANKS FOR LETTING ME TAG ALONG
TO FRIENDSGIVING. >> HEY, I'M A STRAGGLER TOO.
>> THAT'S WHAT NEIGHBORS ARE FOR.
>> YEAH, I SECOND THAT. I'M SECRETLY KIND OF HAPPY THAT
MY FLIGHT WAS CANCELED BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF MY PARENTS DOG,
LIKE A POODLE WOLF, KNOCKS ME DOWN, AND DOMINATES ME.
>> THAT'S WEIRD. YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT, THERE ARE NO THANKSGIVING SONGS.
>> ARE THERE NONE? >> THERE ARE SOME.
WHAT ABOUT "COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN"?
>> YEAH RIGHT. LIKE THE ROCK SONG.
>> YEAH. [ HUMMING ]
YEAH. >> I GUESS THAT PROVES THERE'S
NO FAMOUS THANKSGIVING SONGS. >> NO, NO.
THIS ONE'S FAMOUS. YOU KNOW IT.
♪ CAUGHT HIS EYE ON TURKEY DAY
AS WE BOTH MAKE PUMPKIN PIE ♪
♪ SHE FLASHED A LITTLE SMILE
MY WAY CAN SHE TELL I AM SHY ♪
>> YES, THAT'S IT, YES! >> YEAH.
>> NO, I DEFINITELY DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
WHY DON'T WE JUST EAT? >> NO, NO, YOU KNOW IT.
HEY, YOU SING THE GIRL PARTS, AND I'LL SING THE GUY PARTS.
>> GREAT, YEAH, WE'LL SING IT, AND THEN THEY'LL KNOW IT.
>> YEAH. >> YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW. ♪ I TOOK HIS HAND
SHE TOOK MY HAND WE WALKED INTO
THE SHED ♪ >> YOU TWO DON'T KNOW EACH
OTHER? >> NO.
♪ OUR CLOTHES CAME OFF WE NEVER SAID A WORD
MY THING GOT SCARED AND MY FACE GOD RED ♪
>> THIS IS NOT A THANKSGIVING SONG.
>> WHY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> NO,
WELL, IT TAKES PLACE ON TURKEY DAY, IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF A --
>> Together: COOL, SAD STORY. >> HIS THING GOT SCARED?
>> YEAH, CAUSE HE'S SHY. >> YEAH.
>> YEAH. >> OKAY, WE TRUST YOU, IT'S THAT
FAMOUS THANKSGIVING ROCK SONG. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'D KNOW IT
IF YOU LIKE HEARD THE MUSIC. >> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I SAW A SYNTHESIZER IN THE CLOSET WHEN I WAS HANGING UP MY
COAT. >> OKAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T THINK THAT HAS ANY BATTERIES ACTUALLY.
>> I HAVE DOUBLE As RIGHT HERE. >> OH, GREAT.
HERE WE GO. >> ARE YOU READY?
>> YEAH, YEAH. ♪♪♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE IN THE NUDE
THAT'S HOW WE SPENT OUR NIGHT ♪
♪ NEVER TOUCHING SOMETIMES CRYING
PRETENDING WE'RE ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HIS THING WOKE UP FOR JUST A SEC
BUT THEN GOT SCARED AGAIN ♪
♪ THE SUN CAME UP THE SQUIRREL WATCHING
WE LAUGHED AND CRIED AGAIN ♪
♪♪♪ >> THEN --
YEAH, THERE'S A SPOKEN PART. >> SPOKEN PART.
>> IT'S MORNING, I HAVE TO GO. >> BUT I'M EMBARRASSED.
I FAILED YOU! >> ARE THEY GERMAN?
>> YEAH, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THANKSGIVING THERE.
>> YOU DIDN'T FAIL ME. YOU TRIED YOUR BEST, AND I LOVE
YOU. GOODBYE!
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
[ LAUGHTER ] WOW!
WHAT A TURKEY DAY NIGHT! ♪ I NEVER SAW
HER FACE AGAIN AND SHE NEVER
SAW HIS THING ♪ ♪ NOW EVERY TURKEY DAY
THAT COMES THEY HAVE THIS COOL ROCK SONG
TO SING ♪ >> SO YOU KNOW THIS?
>> YES, I GUESS I DO! >> OH WAIT, IS IT THIS?
♪ NOW EVERY TURKEY DAY THAT COMES
THEY THINK OF HOW THEY MISSED THEIR CHANCE ♪
♪ OUR LIVES ARE SHORT OUR LOVE IS REAL
NOW WE DO THE TURKEY DANCE ♪
♪ OUR LIVES ARE SHORT AND LOVE IS REAL
NOW WE DO THE TURKEY DANCE ♪
>> OH! [ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ALL KNEW THAT SONG.
>> OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST THE MAGIC OF THANKSGIVING.
>> WAIT, WHERE DID SHE GO? >> SHE'S GONE.
JUST LIKE THE SONG. >> WHERE DID YOUR FRIEND GO,
BETH? >> SHE WASN'T WITH ME.
I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HER. >> NO.
>> WELL, SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
>> WELL, OUR CAR KEYS ARE GONE. >> AND DIDN'T YOU HAVE A TV
THERE? >> I THINK SHE STABBED ME!
DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A STAB? >> IT DOES.
♪ LIFE IS SHORT AND LOVE IS RARE ♪
>> STOP SINGING, CALL THE POLICE!
♪ WE DO THE TURKEY DANCE ♪
>> I'M BLEEDING REAL BAD. I'M BLEEDING BAD.
OH. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]