(energetic cinematic music)
- [Boys] Shut up!
(school bell ringing)
(incoherent mumbling)
- (grunts) You can't sit with us!
- I'm not sitting with you.
- Yeah you are.
You're exactly six feet away
which means people are gonna think you're in our group
at observing textbook COVID safety rules.
- So what?
- So, scooch down another foot
so people don't think we associate with you.
- Fine I don't wanna sit with you guys anyway.
- Oh, that's not gonna work for me.
- [Shayne] Every high school in 2020.
- Hey!
Cheater, I saw that.
Cody, you're cheating on your test!
- No.
- Yes.
You got the answers on the inside of your mask.
- No I don't.
- Yeah, then riddle me this tough guy.
Where's all that ink on your face coming from?
- They're tattoos.
I joined a gang.
A math gang.
- Okay.
Proud of you.
- Thanks.
- [Courtney] 2021's gonna be better right?
- I think Jimmy as a crush on me.
- Why do you say that?
- Because he keeps looking at me in class.
- [Emma] How do you know he's looking at you?
It's a zoom class.
- Emma, I'm a narcissist just let me have this.
- [Emma] Okay.
- [Shayne] Yo, six feet dude.
- Johnson, stop doing the WAP dance!
No, get off the table!
- Principle Jalandhar.
- What?
- If we can't switch to distance learning
can we at least require students to wear masks?
- Do you have any idea how hard that would be
to enforce a school-wide policy
dictating what students can or can't wear?
- No, no I guess I don't.
- Whoa, what are you doing
wearing that spaghetti strap in here?
We have a very specific no spaghetti strap rule!
- But you just said--
- No, no, no, masks are different, okay.
They're new an confusing.
Meanwhile, we've been policing women's bodies since forever.
- Yeah, that's right.
The world hates women.
- That's right.
Go patriarchy!
- (mumbles) Yeah, go patriarchy.
- [Courtney] Get away from me!
Not just cause I don't like you.
- Hey Amy.
I know remote learning's going a little tough for you
so I wanna make this feel
as much like normal school as possible.
I got your back.
- Thanks dad.
- Where do you think you're going?
- To get a snack.
- Not without a hall pass you're not.
And also, you've been wearing
those same sweatpants for what?
Three days now?
Get it together girl.
(laughs)
Also, also, meet me outside after school.
We're gonna go key moms car as our senior prank.
- Aw, thanks so much dad.
This is just like high school.
You're the best.
- Oh my god!
Amy loves her dad!
What a loser!
- This is why I have low self-esteem.
- Oh no baby, it's me, it's me.
It's dad.
- It's okay.
The only people who like me are my OnlyFans.
- What? - What?
- [Shayne] What's a hug?
(energetic music)
- Hey guys.
Can you tell I'm not wearing any makeup under my mask?
- [Olivia And Kimmy] Not at all.
- Okay.
- Give me your chicken sandwich bitch!
- [Courtney] I can't come to school, my WiFi's down.
- So if you remember PEMDAS,
the multiplying goes before dividing.
Sorry, Mary Beth, could you sit down
we can't see your face.
- [Mary Beth] No sorry.
- And why not?
- [Mary Beth] I worked really hard on this outfit
and I need to show it off.
- Okay well, we've all seen it so you can sit down now.
- [Mary Beth] No you can't make me.
Not until everyone compliments my outfit first.
- Okay sure, yeah.
Will all of my students please unmute themselves
and compliment Mary Beth's very pretty,
very important dress.
(chattering)
- Oh my gosh, you guys!
Thank you so much.
You didn't have to say all of that.
Keep going.
You like the color?
It's a good material right?
It's like a polyester blend.
It just moves.
- [Courtney] Yo dude, you're muted.
- I think Jimmy and I are breaking up.
- What?
I didn't even know you guys were dating.
- Yeah that's because we weren't able
to hold each others hands
or sit on each others laps during lunch
but we definitely dated
and it was intense.
(cell phone dinging)
(keyboard clicking)
(cell phone dinging)
I don't think I'll ever be able to love again.
- I'm never gonna know a love like that.
(crying)
I don't even know if I'm capable
of loving someone that much.
- You'll never leave me.
(sobbing)
- You let it out, queen.
(sobbing)
- My pores, I have a disease.
Ink face.
- Ink face, squiditice.
- Squiditice.
- Get back in there.
Get back in the womb.
I was just in sex ed
so I know what I'm taking about.
- I can give you a tip.
(laughing)