TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES
My name is jacksepticeye
and welcome to a game called a good husband
where my goal is to be the best damn husband that I?
Could ever be this woman is not even Gonna know what hit her
It's just going to be a big wave of awesomeness, okay press start to begin let's go um this is me, Mr
stick husband man, I may not look like much
I may look like the most feeble little man that ever was but I
Swear I am going to be a terrific husband if anybody and even any women out there need a husband
This is basically [my] application watch this look and fucking mow the lawn
What I can't hear you over the sound of how much of being a good husband I am.
Okay we didn't mow the lawn we motor strip in it. I couldn't even mow anymore, okay?
Let's get all wet, Let's get all wet and tasty, oh yes
Come on, I thought I was Gonna get wet.
Okay let's go inside and see if my wife is in there surely she is, oh wait
no, we're Gonna. Go get the mail
first watch This
is-
What-we have no mail, and also, we live on the edge of the universe
Where did I come from?
My-my job was off in the cosmos somewhere
wife! I mean...
um...honey pool dearest Jack's home.
Yeah, is she even here?
Or do I just like do stuff while she's not here um?
Get rid of these dumb trophies. I'm sorry these are from my college days, but- oh that was two years ago
Those are from my college days. I was an actual cow bench-pressing champion
I know that's not a normal thing over where you guys live but when you go to the college of BOSS
De- you, just benchpress cows, and I was a 17 years champion
I was in college for 17 years, but I mean-
I got good grades at the end damn it
All my accomplishments, all gone
all because blondie here wants me to-
No
Okay, we're gonna be a good husband
I'm not gonna say anything bad about my wife even if she is a bit- Oh hey look at this
Pay the bills
type, type, type, type
all bills paid I'm a good husband.
Oh, I can go first person
That's actually awesome.
Okay We're not gonna. Go first person. I have to h- hi, honey-poo dearist
stop blocking the tv is he me who I'm sorry Jesus christ what you do is complain, [you] got a drink wine
slowly my
inhibitions, love you
[fuck] was in that wine drugs. There's probably the drugs. He's gonna be so Fuckin easy vegan
Are you trying to make me angry when your head is pink with anger already?
Crazy, I'm so happy that I came home to you put the seat up. Oh
You lose points if you put it all crap
[I] just lost 20 points for no reason I thought I'd write on it took them away
And then brought them back look at my reflection. I'm a solid white. That's a metaphor. It's saying something about society
It's saying that I'm an all white male, and I should really just check my [fuckin] privilege
I'm gonna go back [to] kill myself. I mean mow the lawn again [one] year ago
This story is stupid. No one wants to hear. Why are they married to this woman I?
Mean well to be fair. I mean just look at her [white] look she may be a bitch, but look at those legs
damn
Ask her about to bed. Oh God here. We go
Um take care of that phil. I was trying to just pay it [uh]
I'm asking you about it. What's this bill for did you get a new masseur called Steve I?
Told you I did not want you to be going near that guy. He's very handsy. [I] think he's got a thing [for] you
Okay
Kitchen this is where [jack] excels. Have you ever seen a meal made by a king?
Oh, you're about to look at this eggs and Bacon Bakey eggs
[oh-ho], get those scrambled go did we make dinner? [I] think we did put the dinner on the table
She better like this. I gave you food
Watch TV with your wife - one can never have my alone time well, sorry
[pushed] my ass at work putting in all those numbers come home wife doesn't even love me. [I] cooked you dinner
[I] clean the dishes scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub scrub. This is how I clean dishes apparently cannot all please hemi
Oh, no, come on. Hope I could go in and get a beer. I need something to dull this pain of marriage
I'm Gonna go do some [hoovering] here. We go. Oh
Sorry dear
I couldn't hear all those compliments cuz I'm too busy hoovering the kitchen that you left all dirty
[oh], oh, sorry. I can't watch TV. I feel [a] hoover the grass
Yeah
It's funny thing that check out the trash can I put [my] wife inside the bag then
Cuz that would really be taken out the trash [haha]. Where do we take it out? It's already out
Don't say do I take it to the curb okay? [I] take it to the curb I kick her to the curb
You know I'm a strong independent man. I deserve more than this I deserve better
I don't I come home after a long day at work
I deserve more than that my wife shouted me to for more alone time. She was alone all day
[what] does she even want sure she doesn't hugs bitch about geraldine all day that she is a bitch though?
Did you hear that one time? Oh? Yeah her and mike [oh] [what] a bitch. [oh], there's a bin here
[maybe] I put it inside this there we go. I took it out
I thought I'd there was a lot of glass bottles inside Dad she drinking all my wine again um
Honey poo, I'm Gonna go upstairs. Take showers there, okay?
He loved you three months ago
What oh?
My God, it's like watching two care board boxes have sex
I knew she cheated on me with steve. I told you not to go near him. That's it
We're gonna go downstairs and smack her around a little [you] fuckin cheat on me, bitch. I'm watching that asshole. Oh leave me alone
Oh, I'll leave you alone. [I] leave you alone
grab your gun
Ha ha ha oh
This game just took a turn [for] the fucking awesome. Ha ha ha let's go down. We always have wait wait
Can I put down the gun click hey like mess with the toilet seat again shit?
[I] wanted to I wanted to mess with the toilet seat and bring down my points
I like bring it down to 360 and then I [can] [360noscope] her ass 360 divorce her ass
I'm going to call the cops call them. I don't care stop it. You're scaring me. Shoot her shoot her [oh]
My God he did it
Max can you turn on [in] 10 mood because I shot a woman or a seal [yet]?
Don't take this out of context for Fuck's sake [it's] just a hilarious game because it's not enough so nice
It's [gone] how to be a good husband. I thought you can actually finish it. Hey being a good husband not by murdering her
[it] was amazing [that] took the completely different turn than what I was expecting
That was way over the top. [I] shot my wife good nord, but that's actually a bad thing sit down a bad message
She was pretty punchy pretty much of a bitch though. I mean all my hard work
Slaving over and all those numbers sitting on my desk all day
Just thinking about coming home having a beer is that too much to ask [I] coming home
She [calling] me an asshole cook to dinner
Did she care no leaving her smelly ass sucks all over the fucking floor I [cleaned] see that as well
She's having sex with a sKI instructor
We don't even ski it's there's no snow out here
Did you see we lived on the edge of the abyss was nothing else which means I'm all alone now
How did I get to prison maybe my hMM? Maybe that's a metaphor?
Maybe my house was my prison all along, and I was trying to escape it
Maybe I didn't even shoot her maybe I shot myself [play] a nice message for this video
I love games like this hurts, [but] [she's] silly, and they're just like really short worn off
They're so much fun to do and just stick around with like the style of commentary hurry [up]
You just get in and do whatever the hell you want um I think there is one called a good wife as well
So I will play that as well afterwards just to balance it out
So nobody can say that I murdered a woman that I'm a sexist pig
But anyway, thank you guys so much watching this video if you liked it, but stir like banana face
Oh my [God] boys, and high-fives all round
Ash, wash, well. Thank you guys and they were sealing it out
Oh my God has been [slipping]. What is going on? [are] you fool? Oh?
I honestly had no idea what that game was about until I got into it [grabber] Gonna. Shoot your wife. That was just hilarious