Russians are some tough people
These guys though might prove to be the exception
When wing chun goes to Russia, here's what vodka does to it
[slapping]
While exhibitionists think of their bodies as art this video artfully teaches you how to use a man's ego against himself
[laughing]
In this fight a capoeira fighter shows that he has some cool kicks that can sometimes backfire
oh [laughing]
[crowd laughing]
Oh
[crowd laughing]
Ken Shamrock is one of the pioneers of mixed martial Arts and UFC
In this later fight in his career his opponent has quite a move for him. Let's watch
And of course Shamrock wins
What if you have one guy holding you from behind and another about to attack from the front?
How would you deal with that?
Step behind and on the other side and then stand up
And this is going to use this guy against this guy
Wait how did that just happen?
Let's watch it again
when I stand up and hope you can see his body start to shift when I stand up quickly
He's going to go flying and this foot is gonna depending on how close this guy is is gonna come up
and hit him right in the schnoogies here; right in the schnoogies here.
I'm not sold Army man
I don't think I would be able to make the guy's foot go into the other guy's schnoogies.
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For those of you who disobeyed your Sunday school teacher or slept in Sunday school
You do not want to mess with these nuns
Just look at the power in that chop
And check this out
bam don't want to be hit by her
Look at them all of the nuns in this convent going through all these kicks and punches
Wow, and look at this: they even do throws. My God, look at that judo throw...ow right in the schnoogies
if you're an atheist
Watch out
Here's a good tip you want to just slow-mo anything you want to make look badass
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Flawless just flawless
Let's go to the east. This definitely embodies the Samurai spirit
[yelling]
check this guy
[yelling]
I don't know what this is
All right screw that let's go to the internal martial arts. Look at these guys honing
their Chi or their Kai or whatever they're honing. Oh wow they can even control this guy wow
And whoa...force field time!
[Guy spasming]
Oh My God he's convulsing.
Now the women try. Ooo ouch ouch ouch. It didn't work on the ladies.
Oh My God, I guess this internal martial art doesn't work with the ladies
This guy on the other hand his chi is able to- look at this he can whoa do these back bends
Making her dance...Forget ecstasy or LSD
Wow
He's got some power right here. He okay. She's jumping like a little bunny
Hitting the wall. Oh. he's going through a door. He's showing us through a door now. This is a oh
Woah woah woah
Wow, so his power is able to be transferred through a door. Look at this. She's convulsing
His powers he can't even control his powers anymore. He's so he's so oh my God
hope this lady doesn't die what did you do to her you little chi Master
and finally let's um see what happens when you've combine Michael Jackson moves
with Karate or whatever martial art this is
[laughing]
[kiai]
I guess these are moves for the bedroom. I assume
I don't know
[counting in foreign language]
[laughing]
This looks like a standard martial-Arts promotional video
but then something funny happens in the background
Let's zoom in
[work at that pace for a while and then quickly]
dude learn to catch man come on ruining the shot there
This cutie pie is teaching women how to defend against guys. Now the sexual tension is palpable
You can literally palp it look at that. It's almost like the beginning of a porno
So this technique right here involves an eye poke. So now she does it
Ow!
Hey, hey, hey don't actually poke him in the eye. You're practicing come on.
Here's what to do if someone pulls your ponytail
[yelling] [yelling]
Man, if I ever just heard that yell in real life I'd probably cut off my own head
[yelling] [yelling]
This next one is the master of all fails
Some sort of wing chun person teaching you how to defend against Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu guys
There's a top comment that says it better than I do
Quote not a single BJJ takedown was attempted that day
Absolutely charging into someone and rolling over is not a takedown
He's doing his nunchucks inside which you know is just not a good idea
and he's gonna wish that cap he's wearing were a helmet
This next guy is doing basketball dribbling moves with his nunchuck. You know he's got some skill right there
Ouch.
If at first you don't succeed try again
[laughing]
Told you! Don't do it at home!
Yes, his little daughter just called him out
This next guys got two nunchucks wow look at him
Oww
Looks like having two nunchucks didn't even prepare you for the ultimate attack.
Ooh!
And let's end with this oldie.
This is probably one of the most original ones.
Ow face plant right there.
And he keeps trying he keeps trying! Ooooh!
Don't ever smirk unless you can really pull it off
all right look at that smirk right there.
You're just asking to be face planted
A-plus for effort though he keeps going
[crashing noise] My God are you ok?
Oom-Pah music
Why are these guys slapping the heck out of each other? Well it turns out
This is actually the national sport of Bangladesh and Nepal
This contact fighting
originated in India and it's popular throughout Southeast Asia and Iran
I have no idea if these people from Philadelphia were inspired by South Asian Slap fighting
But if they were they have a long way to go
Let's get professional here
Here's a ninjutsu expert's deadly technique
[loud yelling continuous]
So, what did we just see?
Ladies and gentlemen you're about to witness without doubt the most savage and terrifying self-defense form known to man
According to you right?
What if you're trying to run away?
But your attacker chases you and what if he or she runs faster than you do?
What are you gonna do if he or she is about to catch up?
Just when you hear that
He's right on your tail right about ready to reach out and grab all you're gonna
Do is just drop down in a fetal position like this now
He's not expecting this so when you drop down, and he's still running
He's gonna fall over you and when he falls over you you're in a control position
He's trying to figure out how to get his balance back
Well becoming a turtle is now becoming fashionable in self-defense
And you know as a kid I actually did this one time
I was playing a game of tag and I fell and I cut my legs and arm
But the person trying to catch me fell over me and hurt himself, too
So I guess as a kid I was a self-defense master
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This old-school self-defense tutorial teaches women the basics on how to defend themselves. It is filled with
Hilariously bad acting and some epic techniques. Let's take a look
anticipate a potential problem
Get up and walk away
So that guy with his crazy mullet has been thwarted
But what if he were more physical?
give a hard
Twisting pinch to the soft skin on the inside of the thigh. It may not look much
But there are a lot of nerves in that area
And it can really hurt
What if you're a student on a college campus and a guy in an ugly trench coat hits on you
Now talking is one thing but touching is another and a satchel full of books makes a formidable weapon
Her anger and indignation are used swiftly and positively
While exhibitionists think of their bodies as art this video artfully teaches you how to use a man's ego against himself
[laughing]
Let's go back to the park bench and see what you should do if someone gropes you from behind
Now a two-handed attack directly from behind
it's surprisingly easy because the attacker leaning over you is partly off-balance watch it again.
And finally, it's not a good self-defense video unless it has at least one technique on how to handle the rare naked choke.
The first thing to do with this kind of arm lock is to turn your head to the side
This relieves the pressure on your windpipe and lets you breathe
then counter-Attack
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