- When you go to a game, I see you sometimes at the games,
and you're always right in the front row,
and you always seem to be talking to the players
during the game.
Of course, yeah.
What are you saying to them?
- I'm talking [BLEEP]. - You are.
Okay. - Sorry.
Beep that-- beep that out.
I'm sorry.
Nah man, I talk a lot of trash That's why I go.
I go there to sit court side to mess with the players.
That's literally all I go for.
It gets so bad because they can tell when I had too
many drinks because I'm slurring, going,
you ain't gonna make that shot!
I'll tell you a funny story.
I pissed-- I pissed James Harden off, so--
JIMMY KIMMEL: What happened?
I'm in Philadelphia, we're filming "Untouchable"--
JIMMY KIMMEL: Okay.
And I had a day off, so I decided
to go to the Sixers game.
James Harden is playing in the game, and the whole game,
the whole first quarter, he's just-- he's off,
and I was like, you know why are you off?
Because you're in my city.
Your beard stinks.
I hate ya.
I was like, I hate your cats.
I told him, I said, I think you got--
I think you got butt shots.
I was saying a bunch of stuff to him.
And he got mad.
He said, remember all this.
He said, I'm about to cook you.
I said, you gonna cook me?
Well put me in a pot, because I'm ready to be cooked.
We're talking like he's--
I don't even know why he's paying me this much attention.
At some point I was like, James this is very
unprofessional on your behalf.
You're not even supposed to be talking to me this much.
James went on to score 55 points,
and here's the bad part.
They beat us by 30, and with like a minute left,
he was dribbling the ball, standing in half court,
and he was just staring at me.
He goes, tell your team what you did to 'em, and I said--
I said, you keep your mouth shut, that's our business.
He's gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
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