I've never been violated like that in all my life.
Not even once.
Well not since college.
I should go collect my fellow brahmin and go give those unruly little green buggers
a proper good thrashing.
Come now, we don't need to start a BEEF here.
How clever of you.
Hey dude, don't cow down to his bullying.
All right.
Might as well get it out of your system..
... Come now, dipshits, don't blow a blood vessel.
We should really get mooving.
That would be utter madness.
We shouldn't be too bull-headed.
Hey don't get mad, you're being a bit beef
jerky.
We should be done pretty quick, should only take a calf-hour.
You herd anything good lately.
I bet you'd taste good with a side of mash potatoes.
Took it too far didn't I?
Right okay sorry for... killing the mood?
FUCK YEAH, WE'RE BONDING!
Okay I think we're done.
Now we can get to the Q&A.
About this canon here-
Anyway, so about this canon-
Wait no one is going to mention the flying fucking phone booth?!
Feeling pretty desensitized at this point, dude.
Oh god.
I'm now the most normal person in this group.
And that terrifies me.
We can have a feel sesh later, right now we need to get on with things.
The Hot Topic army is still on our tail.
Fair point.
I know you just did me a favor by getting me out of that place, but I desperately need
to get back to my friends.
Would you possibly be willing to escort me?
We have some questions first, and maybe.
What list?
The one you gave us like 10 episodes ago.
Oh right, right.
Only the hand cannon.
What?
Why tell us about all the other items then?
We're bound by the rules to tell you what you need for your quest.
The rest was just to fuck with you.
It was funny.
I knew it!
All right, well, Reginald in that case- Oh, bother.
Another fucking brit what is the god-damn deal!
Wonderful, a man of distinction for once.
It seems I have overshot the landing again.
By about- oh my.
A few hundred years.
Wow... things didn't quite work out quite so well, did they?
George Miller seemed to rather have nailed it, didn't he.
Umm... hello there.
Oh thank the queen they speak her majesties proper language.
And a quant heathen robot.
Hello local savagery.
I'm The Doctor.
A time traveler from your past and an entirely separate intellectual property.
Uh...
huh...
I'm looking for a specific spot in time.
A great calamity is facing the world that ends in a disastrous outcome for the human
race.
As you might have guessed.
It occurred sometime in the early 2000s with the election of an American despot.
I need to find out where that happened.
Umm...
Washington DC is that way.
Is this dude autistic?
Yes.
You are kind of a dick sometimes you know that?
Not making eye contact.
Right.
Should have been the first clue.
No problem get it all the time.
Would you mind possibly marking the location of this "Washington DC" on my map?
Sure thing.
Here you go.
I would also greatly appreciate it if you and your friends wouldn't mind pointing me
to the nearest location of rest, where my fellow traveling companions and I could grab
something to eat?
You mean like an apocalyptic Holiday Inn?
Pardon?
Never mind.
No, sorry.
We don't know of any.
Would your friends?
What friends.
Them.
Those... aren't friends of ours.
I could be wrong but you look concerned.
Yes.
That would be on account of the legion of sadistic marauders.
Oh.
Well... that's not a problem I can get us all out of here.
In your phone booth?
Yes it has plenty of room for all of us.
Even ed?
Of course, but if they're dangerous we should probably leave promptly yes?
Before those savages attempt to scalp us?
Who the fuck are these bunch?
No time to explain fire up the warp drive.
Alright, boss.
Where could we drop you bunch off?
The gu- the gu- th gu- The glow!
Thank god!
Oh right well.
Where is that exactly?
Umm...
I know where it is.
If you're fucking with us again I swear to god-
All right then, let's be off.
That's not it.
Nope.
Wait hold hold on a second- No time I'm afraid.
That's not it either.
Well... this looks like it.
About god damn time!
My apologies for the slight detours.
We might have gotten a bit pissed earlier.
Oh damn it!
I've got warrants gun it, Joe!
That was- Don't, just don't.
So this is it huh?
This is what you were looking for this whole time?
I hope so.
It looks so scary in their Storyteller son.