let them talk TV presents 101 must know
English idioms in 13 minutes a props or
26 minutes if you played the video at
half speed but whatever
we go super far so pay attention and
hold on to your hands okay you know what
I say a journey of a thousand miles
begins with a single step let's go so I
said to her Angela sweetheart you know
that there's nobody in my life except
you
she said my name's Susan I put my foot
in it there congratulations Jeremy you
passed all your exams with flying colors
you are brilliant he told me that his
job as a janitor was just a cover and in
reality he was a spy for the CIA frankly
I found his story a little far-fetched
I've been making YouTube videos for 30
years now it's not easy now I'm no
spring chicken anymore
happy 2045 everybody all my back
apparently she heard about the job
word-of-mouth not through an ad but
through a friend of her cousins who
works at the gasworks hello darling do
you wanna go dancing tonight we can shut
cha cha I'll take a rain check okay you
found eight billion dollars in a bank
account in the Cayman Islands but I
promise you my people it's all above
boards I would never do anything illegal
are you still in bed it's 6:00 a.m. the
taxi arrives in 20 minutes wakey wakey
rise and shine okay so you can get into
Medical School but don't beat yourself
up you did your best
can I pick your brains about something
you're a lawyer and I have a legal
question a vegetarian English breakfast
and a matcha latte just what the doctor
ordered do I know Harry McNulty McNulty
Harry McNulty hmm and maybe I just can't
remember
we're Fahmy his name rings a bell do I
still see Sharon we're friends on
Facebook by only see her once in a blue
moon when she visits Europe Doris has
rejected my advances 42 times but I'm
going to make one last-ditch attempt to
get her how you going to do that I'm
going to invite her to lunch in the
Maldives they say that you are my
spitting image that's nonsense
I know nothing like you excuse me I need
to spend a penny do you have any yeah
over there mate got your coats got your
bags got your banjos okay
let's hit the road he's a very nice guy
that's what they say but I don't know I
just don't like the cut of his jib ah
look what the cat dragged in Jonny is
gone AWOL he went out to lunch like
three hours ago and he hasn't come back
we'd better start the meeting without
him how to use this coffee machine oh
come on it's not rocket science just
putting a coffee and then press the
button how much do I owe you for the
matcha latte it's on the house mate oh
okay Cheers
I don't blow my own trumpet but I'm the
best English teacher in the world no
you're not there are loads better than
you in fact you're an idiot
who knows nothing what a negative verb
don't know see you don't know so I can't
get the job without experience and I
can't get experience without the job
that's catch-22 I don't if I were like
this new editing software bar you get 30
day free trial so I'll give it a whirl
and if I like it I'll buy it
I hate Perkins a stupid pun by French I
love my Paris apartment by its really
really small I mean there's no room to
swing at
in here how calm down calm down come on
I'm only five minutes late keep your
hair on 32 gigabytes of RAM 12-inch
screen graphics cards NVIDIA GeForce
r-tx
208 ETI my new laptop really is the
dog's bollocks I wanted to have a quiet
beer in the dog and duck but it was
chock-a-block so we had to find
somewhere else Doris Doris Doris I'm
going to the post office maybe I'll bump
into Doris while she's buying a stamp
you've really got a crush on Doris I was
off work for six months before the
operation
but I'm delighted to say that I've
completely recovered and now I'm as fit
as a fiddle I was on holiday in Kerala
walking through a tea plantation and do
you know who I bumped into cousin Bob
it's a small world so I was walking up
Mazal Hill when these three men came out
of the blue they not be over and stole
my grande pumpkin spice latte with
almond milk that cost me 12 quid yeah
I'd love to come to your fancy dress
party but I've got other fish to fry I'm
Horace I'm the new office assistant
hello Horace let me show you the ropes
I'm supposed to be getting married
tomorrow but now I'm getting cold feet
I've been in this village all my life
I've had enough I've got itchy feet I
want to go out leave this place and see
the world if you want to pay rise don't
ask me ask the big cheese learning a
foreign language is hard
it requires years of hard work and
dedication there is no silver bullet
never spoken to your friend Mike for
over 20 years why because he said he
didn't like Bob Dylan's voice isn't it
time to bury the hatchet bastards
so I lost my job and I went to the
casino to try and win some money
but I lost it all now I don't have a pot
to piss in McNulty is dead are you sure
yes
dead as a dodo we found him in the
carpark with 14 bullets in his chest
my baby drove up in a brand-new Cadillac
I said how can you afford a brand-new
Cadillac on your salary my new private
jet is the best thing since sliced bread
teachers get paid better than they used
to don't they
okay guys the performance begins in five
minutes get on stage and break a leg
pursue murder Johnson then you looked
out into the carpark and shot him 14
times but now it's over
we know you did it and you're gonna have
to face the music why are you pointing
that banana at me one restaurant in the
neighborhood started putting avocado on
toast on its menu and now they're all
doing it no originality just jumping on
the bandwagon our hot cakes are selling
like hotcakes
Perkins ran off with my girlfriend
Perkins said nasty things about my
friends needless to say there is no love
lost between me and Perkins ah
Remington's IPA delicious I could drink
this until the cows come home second
place after five thousand Candace I
almost got selected to be an astronaut
yes almost close but no cigar so they
paid me to play video games and tell
them what I thought about them that's
money for a rope
someone told my girlfriend that I was
having an affair with Mildred did you
spill the beans bloody bastard sometimes
to save money they don't put saffron in
the pea
they use food coloring but here we use
the real McCoy look at you scruffy hair
overweight untidy talk about the pot
calling kettle black
okay stop messing around everybody stop
this around knuckle down we've got a lot
of work to do today the big lebowski
that film had me in stitches
the
Prime Minister said he would never never
raise taxes and then when he got elected
he said you know what we need to raise
taxes
that's quite u-turn there was a
transport strike today but by hook or by
crook I will get to the audition I will
become a kpop star these days kids take
their holidays in places such as
Thailand's New Zealand Brazil Florida
and other four flung places when I was
young we went to Bournemouth every
summer for two weeks ukuleles are all
the rage these days everyone wants to
have one we arrived in the nick of time
two minutes later and our flight would
have left you know Thoris was talking to
Sanjeev for over an hour at the party
beware of the green-eyed monster my
friends we knew someone was stealing
money from the till so installed some
cameras and guess what we caught Perkins
red-handed what do I think of brexit
well the British have certainly shot
themselves in the foot there so what was
a new Japanese restaurant on Upper
Street like I heard they flew the sushi
chef over from Tokyo
yeah but frankly there was nothing to
write home about what you can't come
into work today because your grandmother
died again
that's the third time you use this that
excuse smells fishy to me
weren't you going to marry Steve hold
your horses young lady before you tie
the knot you should give it some
considerable thought you've only known
him for two weeks when Linda broke up
with me I thought it was the end of my
world but I turned out to be a blessing
in disguise because three weeks later I
met Doris when I asked you on a day you
told me to get lost but now you find out
that I'm a billionaire
you're changing your tune when I win the
lottery I'm going to buy a house in
London a house in Paris and travel the
world on my yacht
you haven't won the lottery yet don't
count your chickens before they hatch
when she found out that Derrick was
cheating on her with Ethel she hit the
roof
ah no job no money girlfriend run off
with another guy you too guess we in the
same boat where's the phone
this has gone on too long I'm going to
buy the bullet and tell Mildred it's
over
will I be off the job it's in the bag my
friends do you know why because my uncle
owns the company working and let them
talk is really wonderful I love it but
it's not all rainbows and unicorns you
know sometimes it's long hours and very
very hard work wrong wrong wrong wrong
wrong that's not what I asked for
I want you to go back and start from
scratch you know that if I could I would
leave Sally and run away with you at the
drop of a hat but it's not that simple
I'm a man with responsibilities you like
to dress like a baby put a thumb in your
mouth while your girlfriend spanks your
bottom okay will ever float your boat
you should have bought Bitcoin in 2008
not now I'm afraid you've missed the
boat on that one you want to get a
sandwich no way I've just on a 12-hour
shift at the factory and now I need a
square meal not a snack you're 35 years
old you want to become a professional
footballer hon you a bit over the hill
we're very similar you and I we should
hang out more
you know what they say birds of a
feather flock together
that was a brilliant speech you gave
about climate change I take my hat off
to you sir are you okay Bob okay you
okay yes yes alive and kicking you are
the apple of my eye you make me happy
every day he comes into the room sits
down gets drunk talked for hours about
how immigrants are ruined in the country
and how climate changes are hoax
he's a real pain in the ass I wish you'd
get lost
Uncle Harry just kick the bucket
he was only 86 yeah I guess he had a
good innings what he left me a million
pounds
his will better turn up for the books I
loved uncle Harry he was a salt of the
earth
one man was there and then suddenly he
banished I'm exhausted I'm gonna hit the
sack good night everybody
good night sleep tight sleep tight and
you've got a lot of nerve to say you or
my friend when I was down you just stood
there to say you've got a helping hand
to lend you just want to be on the side
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