-"Our fifth anniversary.
You guys made it. Sit down, sit down, sit down.
Welcome, everybody, to 'The Tonight Show,'
fifth anniversary.
[ Knock on door ] Yeah?
-Hey, Jimmy, we're ready for you.
-Okay, great. -Happy fifth anniversary.
-Yay!
No, thank you.
-Happy five. -Happy five. Five years.
-Yeah, man. -Good show.
Good show, good show. -Ah.
-Do you believe we've been doing this shiz for five years?
-Yeah. Yeah.
Actually, uh, I can. -You know what's funny?
You know what the traditional gift
for a five-year anniversary is?
-Cotton? -No.
-Paper? -Unh-unh.
-Just tell me, Higgins. What is it?
-It's wood. -That's right. Right.
-Just -- Just say it.
-You want to sit around and give each other wood later on?
-There it is. Thanks, buddy.
-Oh, do you mind if I plug my barbecue cookbook
during the warmup? -No!
-Sir, I've told you several times already I'm not a janitor.
-Okay, okay, what's your name? -Bob.
-Okay, Bob who's not a janitor, why don't you go find a janitor
and tell him the get the giant fricking cockroaches
out of my dressing room, which looks like a crack house!
-Ben? -Oh. Great. Perfect.
That's just perfect. -What are you doing here, pal?
-Well, I was gonna surprise you for your big anniversary show,
but I guess now I can just go [bleep] myself.
-Huh? -Surprise is over, everybody!
Surprise is ruined.
-No. What are you talking about?
That's fantastic! -Zero surprise.
-Don't worry about it. It's gonna be great.
It'll be fantastic. I'll just act surprised.
-Oh, you'll act surprised.
Nice try, dude. I've seen you act.
-Okay, that's -- that's rude. -Whatever, "Taxi."
You're lucky I'm even here.
Surprise!
-What crawled up your ass and died?
♪ Oh, Tina ♪
Knocky knocky. [ Knock on door ]
Where is she?
Where's the most perfect girl in the whole wide world?
Hi. -Do you need something?
I'm getting ready.
-Yeah, no, I just wanted to say hi, pal,
and welcome and, uh...
Wass-u-u-up?!
-Wow. Like the beer commercial.
-Yeah. -It's topical stuff.
I'll see you out there.
-You look great, by the way.
-I think he gained some weight. -Uh, you think?
He looks like he's wearing a mask of his own face.
-No freaking way. -Yeah, freaking way.
Freakin' thing must've been 2, 3 inches long.
-Oh, we don't got enough crap around here?
Now we got friggin' cockroaches all over the place.
-Is that still a thing, cockroaches?
-They're getting worse. -They've been mating.
-Ugh.
-Now, folks, you see that flashing sign up there?
That sign that says "Amaze-balls"?
See it? [ Laughter ]
No, I'm kidding. It actually says "Applause."
Gerard, can you flicker that for a second?
[ Cheers and applause ] There you go.
Now, remember...
you are a big part of this show,
and the better you are, the better Jimmy is.
And speaking of better,
if you want a better rack of ribs this barbecue season...
-Oh, no. No, no, no. Don't plug the book.
-...the '80s cookbook,
"The Bone Sucker's Guide to a Good Ribbing."
-This book's been out of print for 30 years.
-Wherever limited self-published cookbooks are sold.
So take a tip from the old bone sucker...
-The bone sucker? Are you joking?
-10 seconds. 10 seconds.
Now get ready to have a good time.
-10 seconds. This is fun.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This is fun. -Here we go in 5, 4, 3...
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-From Studio 6B in Rockefeller Center
in the heart of New York City,
it's "The Tonight Show" starring Jimmy Fallon.
♪♪
Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests --
Tina Fey, animal expert Robert Irwin,
musical guest Florida Georgia Line,
and featuring the legendary Roots crew.
-10-2-2! -Do I look puffy?
-Not at all. -No, you look amazing.
-You guys look great, too.
-Jimmy Fallon! [ Cheers and applause ]
-♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
-Oh, my goodness!
Hello! -♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
-♪ Hey, hey hey, hey ♪
Hello! Thank you guys so much!
Thank you! Thank you!
♪♪
Oh, my goodness. Hey!
That's a good crowd right there!