-(game host) Your word is Ouija board. -(Anthony) W--
-(buzzer goes off) -(Anthony) It's spelled like that?! What?
(Ian) SHUT UP!
Oh! Found it.
Nice!
Dude, I told you she was so much hotter when she was topless!
I know!
Whoa...have you ever seen that box before?
♪ (creepy music) ♪
Yeah, but it says "creepy box, do not open ever!"
so I stay the hell away from it.
Let me get inside of you, you son of a bitch!
Ooh! It's a Ouija board!
Oh my god...you know what we have to do with this, right?
O' Spirits!
-Does Ian have Herpes? -What?!
Well, it's either this or you actually get it checked out by a doctor.
(sighs)
That's what I thought.
Oh my god, dude! It's working!
I'm not moving it! Are you?
Of course I'm moving it! It's f*cking fake!
What do you mean, "fake"?
As in not real, something that is not genuine, a forgery or sham.
Did you just read that out a dictionary?
You know what, man?
I think we might be the only people on Earth that know
- that Ouija boards are fake. -(cell phone buzzes)
-Who is that? -Oh, it's just this girl, Tarah,
-from my yoga class. -She hot?
-(flustering) No, come on! -Uh!
Oh my god! Dude, this chick is banging!
-She have a boyfriend? -Yeah.
Not for long!
Ooooh.
(making gun noises)
Two Hours Later
So does this thing really work?
Yeah, but you just need to be completely serious about it, okay?
Yeah, this isn't a joke! I mean, this thing has already predicted
a ton of stuff and it all came true.
Like it predicted Ian would wet the bed this morning and--ugh--it happened.
Uh...yeah, yeah. It totally did, but it also predicted
that Anthony would shard himself right before he came over, right Anthony?
Are we just gonna do this thing or not?!
Um, fine. O' Great Spirits,
does Tarah's boyfriend still love her?
(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh no!
Um, has he ever cheated on her?
-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh... -(Anthony) It's not looking good.
Oh yes, he did! Oh!
Um, who has he cheated on her with?
(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh... L-O-T-S--lots! Oh no!
How many?
-1...0-- -10?!
(Ian) Wait, wait, wait...
105 girls?!
Damn girl, your boyfriend must straight up hate your ass.
Yeah, you should totally dump him for a way more muscular guy.
Uh, so, uh...heh...does Ian kiss a photo of Tarah every night before bed?
(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...
No, dude! Don't do this! Don't do this to me.
Oh, yes! Oh, he does. What a loser.
That never happened!
-Oh! The Spirits never lie, dude. -That's weird.
Oh, okay! Uh...Great Spirits, does Anthony sing One Direction
in a mirror and make out with a Lewis doll?
It's pronounced "Louis"... and that's not even true.
Spirits never lie, dude!
O' Great Spirits, what should I smack Ian across his stupid face with!
-(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh... -(Anthony) Oh no! Where is it going?!
-(Ian and Anthony) Oh....oh... -(Anthony) Oh, a bat?
Well, the Spirits never lie, dude! -No! No, no!
-OWWWWW! -(Anthony laughs)
Well, let's see what the stupid Spirits say now!
(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...whoa!
Where does Anthony want to put his head?
-Oh god. -Spirits never lie!
-(Anthony gurgling) -HA HA HA HA HA!
The Spirits want you to put a condom on your head!
No! No--NOOOOO!
The Spirits want you to run naked in the street!
(pounding on door) No! Dude!
The spirits want Tarah to cough in Ian's face?
(hacking)
The Spirits want you to down this whole bottle of Viagra!
The Spirits want you to slowly take a sip of water while everyone watches!
(laughter) Oh my, he's such a loser!
The Spirits want Tarah to ride on your back while you squeal like a pig!
-(Anthony squeals) -(Ian laughs)
-Look, I think I'm just gonna go home. -Oh wait, wait, wait! No, no...
-we got one more question, right? -Yeah, um...dear Spirits,
-What should we touch next? -(Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh..oh!
Ian and Anthony) Oh...oh...oh...
Okay, that's it!
Am I done with this fake Ouija board bullsh*t and do I never, ever want
to see Ian or Anthony ever again?!
Oooh...oooh...oooh!
LOSERS!
(planchette shatters)
You maybe wanna get some milkshakes?
Hell frickin' yeah...
bitch!
-♪ Milky milkshake ♪ -Yeah! (laughter)
♪ Milky milkshake ♪
♪ Dancin' with my mah milkshake! ♪
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-(Ian) OWWWW! (Anthony laughing)
-(Ian) I was expecting more of a wipe-- (Anthony laughs)
more of a wipe than less of a ram.
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