- Is this the eat video though?
- Hopefully it's not penguins.
- Oh my god, no, you don't eat penguins in real life.
Like no one ever does that.
- I'd say Eskimos eat penguins.
- No they don't. They do.
(old timey music)
- What are we here to do, I forget now.
- Singapore snacks. - Singapore snacks.
It's gonna be fun.
- It's an island, Singapore is an island.
- An island. - Just like Ireland!
- We're family.
- We can. - This is gonna be good.
- Yes, as long as there's no like nasty like squid things.
- No, nothing too chewy, like does the food sing?
If it's from Singapore.
- I've suffered enough.
(old timey music)
Okay, food one.
- Okay.
(gasping)
- What is it?
- Fish skin crisps.
- Salted egg yolk.
- Gourmet salted egg yolk.
- Okay.
- Real salted eggs, well that's a comfort isn't it?
- I do like eggs, but.
No please.
(shaking)
- I don't like egg yolk,
actually whenever I have an egg,
I take out the egg yolk and just eat the egg white.
- Oh yeah yeah yeah, it reminds me of fish food,
when you feed your little goldfishes.
- Jeez it does smell exactly like what you feed a goldfish.
It's giant goldfish food.
- This is very misleading,
cause the packaging is quite nice.
- The golden duck gourmet salted egg yolk fish skin crisps.
- There's a lot of things going on there--
- That's a lot going on.
- That's a lot of words.
- Ready?
- Okay.
(crunching)
- It smells like it tastes, you get me.
Do you get me?
- Its not bad but it's not great,
there's nothing exciting about it.
- Oh I really like that, oh shout out to Singapore.
(laughing)
- Oh it really is fish food,
are you sure that they don't feed this to fish?
- Like if there's nothing else
at the TRY Christmas party.
- Oh yeah there's that spicy aftertaste.
- Yeah oh my god I smashed that, hold on.
- There's a TRY Christmas p-- - Oh, no.
- That tastes like shite, that really does.
My childhood is ruined now.
- As like a crispy snack I wanna give it like a nine.
- Ooh.
- I'll give them a five.
- I'll give them a six and that's me underwhelmed.
- Oh five is me whelmed.
(old timey music)
- Prawn roll king.
- Fish in a jar or something.
- Prawn roll.
- Oh for fuck's sake. - I'd get on board with this.
- Oh. - Oh.
- Oh that's fancy isn't it. - I'm really scared of prawns
cause they have that little horrible face and the thing
- And they've got that going on.
- The look extremely satanic.
- Spring roll, tasty. - I like spring rolls.
- Like is this meant for humans?
- Dried shrimps, palm oil,
very bad for the environment, sugar.
- I'd say there's gonna be a fair bang off of these
when we open the pack now.
- Oh, oh.
- Candle knot.
- A candle?
- That's fish food again.
- Yeah.
- What the fuck?
- I rather not know what's in it, you're actually like,
I don't want to be eating bits of candle
with fish floating around.
(crunching)
- Oh fucking shit, oh my god it really smells bad.
- No I like that.
- It's fishy--
- I don't use this word lightly, that's an abomination.
- An abomination.
(laughing)
- Very salty and spicy in the center, I'm a big fan of this.
- Hey gimme, gimme it, I don't want.
- Your water is there.
- If I drink that I'm gonna swallow it,
I'm not swallowing that.
- I feel like I prefer the other one,
it was crunchier and it was spicier.
- Better off just drinking it down, hun.
Just drinking it down, that is nasty.
- I just like the salty surprise in this.
- They're not very nice, in short.
I wish I had something inspiring to tell ya,
something beautiful, something elegant,
something crafted by a wordsmith,
but all I can tell you is, nah.
(old timey music)
- What is that, oh my god.
Herbal jelly, no.
- This could be good.
It's orange, so.
(packaging squeaking)
- Take your time.
- It says secret prescription jelly, what the fuck?
- Prescription for what?
What is this gonna cure?
- Like cure my hangover?
- There should be no secrets here.
- I hope this gives me massive tits, hold on.
(laughing)
- Will it do anything for my erectile dysfunction?
- I've done all I can, Martin,
and I'm not sure this gonna help either.
- Wow, that is hard.
- Oh what the f.
- That looks like what happens after you have a Guinness.
(laughing)
the morning after.
- Paddy cake, paddy cake baker's man.
- Oh.
- Bake me a cake as fast as you can.
- Is the secret prescription actually just like placenta
because that is very easily what this could be.
(laughing)
(gagging)
- It has no discernible flavor.
- None.
- It was really like okay at the beginning.
- It tastes like tea, like really, really black tea.
- I just have to swallow
(gagging)
- You haven't quite finished your dessert yet, Brian.
- Your tongue is black.
(laughing)
- You're fucking with me?
- It's a no from me, strong no.
- It could taste worse, I will say.
- Could it?
(old timey music)
- Would you fuck off?
(laughing)
oh for god's sake.
- Kelly, no.
- Did you watch the last TRY video
with all the durian fruit
and everybody was eating the fruit?
- No.
- Well you should be.
- Don't like the look of that video,
they all cried and stuff.
- Oh, yeah.
- All I asked for was a meat stick
and instead you brought me
a sadness stick. - No, I still have traumas
from the last time.
- It doesn't look good on the inside.
- It just smells like soy sauce.
- Is that big enough for you,
is that a big enough piece?
- That'll do you, grand, good man.
- Singapore, do like Singapore noodles,
they're fucking delicious, why didn't you--
- Yeah!
- It's like a condomed Willy.
- Smells like prunes or something, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
- You should've just ate it this way
and looked the camera right down your eyes.
- I wouldn't want this breeding chats,
I wouldn't want, I wouldn't take them.
- Yeah it's very penis like.
- No I think it looks like a big, dirty shit.
- Smells like fruit cake, Christmas fruit cake.
- What could possibly go wrong?
- Ew, it smells even worse
than what it did a few minutes ago.
- Yeah it does, it does. - Laughing and smiling at this
thinking that you had to eat it,
but I just remembered that I have to eat it.
(laughing)
- Ready?
- Yeah.
- [Producer] It's been known to smell like rotten flesh
- Rotten flesh?
- Oh my god what is this?
(collective gagging)
- No.
- The texture, the taste.
- Wha, no I can't even try it.
- [Producer] You're not gonna try it?
- No but she got sick
and then you said it smelled like rotten flesh.
- (spitting) Ah, oh my god.
(gagging)
- O shit it's in my teeth.
- Get it out.
- I didn't think fruit could taste bad, I love fruit.
You've ruined fruit for me.
- Nope, I can't even.
(laughing and crying)
- I can't explain how wrong that fruit is.
- That is disgusting.
That's the most disgusting thing
I've ever tried to eat in my,
how did you go so long, that was insane?
- That's like Hannibal Lecter's fruit right there.
- Jake Paul eats this.
- Awful, people eat this, like and enjoy it?
- I want a Happy Time now, I need a Happy Time.
This shoot was horrible.
This is my first day back?
I'm not coming back again for another seven months.
- And fuck you, that's all I have to say.
- Ban that, ban that from Singapore,
like that shouldn't be allowed in the country
or out of the country,
I don't know how it got into Ireland to be honest.
- I didn't like any of it, really.
- No.
- Not gonna lie.
Singapore you need to up your snack game.
- Durian fruit needs to be stopped.
- Yes, it is made of the devil.
But fish skin.
- A lot of people think we are very cynical in these videos.
- They do, they do.
- But that was awful.
- Horrendous.
- Yeah, truly the worst.
- Yeah.
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(table drumming)
- Ding Ding.
We're in a box, oh my god, how have we shrunk?
- In a glass case of emotion?
- Yeah.
- Because of the sausage I think.
- Nooo!