[ Chuckling ] Tell him the good news, Eugene. You tell him. It was your idea.
I got some good news and bad news. Tell him the bad news first.
All right. Here's the bad news. I did what you wanted me to do-- got rid of your iceberg stocks.
That's great. That's the bad news.
Ready for the good news ? Okay, here it comes. I took Eugene's advice.
Without you knowing, I used the corporate name. Hope you don't mind.
No. I made a couple of investments for you.
That's okay. I bought a commodity thing.
I bought an oil well thing-- He just made you $1 0 million.
$1 0 million ! Woo-hoo-hoo ! [ Screaming ]
Isn't that wonderful ? Ten million, ten million !
Ten million dollars ! Ten million, ten million ! Ten million dollars !
Ten million, ten million-- No!
Damn it! I'm right back where I started, damn it!