I have two shotguns
in my home.
They're locked in a safe
there's a metal gun case.
We live in an area that's wooded
Somewhat secluded.
And I said, Jill, if there's ever a problem
Just walk out on the balcony
And fire two blasts
Outside the house.
Buy a shotgun.
You don't need a machine gun
You don't need thirty rounds.
Buy a shotgun
Buy a double-barreled shotgun.
No, you don't need a flamethrower
And you don't need a tank.
And you don't need an AR-15
To scare those thugs away, no.
And I don't need a grenade launcher.
I don't need an F-15.
There's just one thing I need to do
And they'll stay away from me!
Fire two blasts
Outside the house.
Buy a shotgun.
Buy a shotgun!
Buy a shotgun.
Jill, buy a shotgun, baby!
You don't need a machine gun
(You don't need a machine gun)
You don't need thirty rounds.
(Don't need so many rounds!)
Buy a shotgun.
Buy a double-barreled shotgun.
(guitar riffs intensify)
Americans could be killed
By a drone.
In your bed at night
In your home.
Say it isn't so!
Americans could be killed
By a drone.
In a cafe
In San Francisco
Oh-ohhh.
You never get notified:
Your notification is the buzz of the drone as it flies!
Ba, da daaa!
As it flies!
Robots in the sky...
Overhead
Before you're killed
Until you're dead.
Bombed in your sleep
You won't get a chance to speak...
Calm down, Senator.
You somehow say
We would kill people in cafes.
It's simply false!
Uh, sir-
It is simply false!
We don't wanna blow up the cafe.
Hey! I'm not that bad!
Please don't kill me!
We will not kill you-
Are you gonna drop a missile on Jane Fonda?!
No! We will not bomb Jane Fonda!
Americans could be killed
By a drone!
Calm down-
Sir!
Flying Robots!
In your bed at night
In your home!
Calm down-
Your home-
Calm down-
Your home-
Calm down, calm down!
Your home!
Calm down-your home-calm down-your home!
*SLAM x2*
The chair now announces a two minute chocolate break.
*SLAM x2*
*general muttering*
*SLAM x3*
Chocolate of the house: Chocolate is mandatory.
*whispering* Get me a candy bar or two.
*more muttering*
The National Security Agency
building a one million square foot
COMPLEX!
In Utahhhhh
That will house phone call and email data.
This is something that is not our place to decide;
The public needs to decide
Whether these programs and policies are right or wrong.
What the heck is going on?
It's a data collection thing-
The federal judge says:
"It's OK. It's OK."
They hold phone records for the NSA!
It's all BS-
For the NSA!
WHOA!
Y'know-
WHOA!
Y'know-
They sit there, and they have the numbers
And they can play all day long.
For the NSA...
What the heck is going on?
Fire two blasts-
WHOA!
What the heck is going on?
Americans could be killed-
By a shotgun.
By a drone!
By a flamethrower.
In your home!
By the NSA!
Calm down-
Sir-
Americans could be killed-
By a left-wing website!
What the heck is going on?
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?
Fire two blasts-
WHOA!
What the f*ck is going on?
Americans could be killed-
By a shotgun.
By a drone.
By a flamethrower.
In your home!
By the NSA!
Calm down-
Sir-
Americans could be killed-
By a left-wing website!
Yeah!
I don't know!
WHOAAA!
Whoa.
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