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sleeping with snacks is a great way to
get your face eaten by a bear passing on
a solid yellow tree puffin is almost as
bad as playing console not only does
this exist but they made four of these
sing-along opening title isn't synced up
non-sentient ungulate in a My Little
Pony movie abundance of solar flares
makes up for past movies obsession with
the moon spelling Apple Jacks name like
this this is dusk dawn level of quality
it's not an Equestria girls movie
without excessive Pinkie Pie exposition
to annoy the grown-ups and confuse the
kiddies Canterlot high has become a
regular magic magnet udemy nice getting
away to a place where we don't have to
worry about that kind of stuff
an ironic ironic foreshadowing because
Equestria girls is nothing if not
consistent
Brad delivers Twilight's bag from the
woods co-starring bro leave it to Brad
to incorrectly repeat memes he read on
the Internet
you know how there's that girl who looks
just like you and she's here but lives
in another dimension and she's a pony
princess the fact that these are actual
words someone had to write on a script
and have approved to pay people to voice
and animate is a sin pinkies extremely
offensive expression should be censored
immediately magical gems disappear then
reappear love at first profile shop
because motion blur is cheaper than
actually using a decent framerate
speaking of leaving things behind now's
the time when we give out tenth
assignments so you can leave your heavy
bags behind even the voice actor sounded
unsure about that line sapphires aren't
just blue they can be pink purple yellow
Twilight must be fun at parties DJ pon-3
can talk headcanon silenced just have
this feel every main character in the
Equestria girls franchise gets
paranormal feelings during the first
half of their movie especially
considering what happened at the
friendship games that wasn't your fault
that was entirely her fault
principal cinch is the one who
encouraged you to try and use all that
magic to win the games for Crystal prep
careful sunset you might choke on all
that exposition somehow this sunscreen
gets all the way over here we've all
Pony DUP before gotten the whole ears
and wings and tail things shop magical
rainbow lasers but nothing like this has
ever happened yeah all of those dull
compared to basic levitation magic I
know I'm charming but you don't have to
fall for me no offense to Brian doe but
you can hear the hesitation in his voice
every time the script calls for an
incredibly stupid line you know yeah I
get it
that makes one of us luna from powerful
complicated character with a proper
villian backstory who's a loveable and
misunderstood ruler from a past
millennium to bureaucratic soccer mom
who shuts down all waterfront activities
due to a single broken board
normally this impossible feat would be
attributed to Applejack's magical
strength she doesn't know she has yet
but then this ridiculousness happens
timber crates handmade lights from
store-bought lights and for some reason
Twilight is impressed that was a
terrifying story element of honesty
everyone obligatory Wilhelm gratuitous
shipping Newton's third law doesn't
exist in this universe because the
amount of energy required to break the
dock would surely shatter the back of
the boat as well all our hard work
ruined absolutely ruined you'll never be
able to stand on this dock again
Fluttershy isn't concerned about
fish-eating gem dust for drown layered
under lily pads
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my terms
Twilight sings about how much she
doesn't want her friends to know about
her schizophrenia despite this being
implied time and time again without the
need for a filler song entire scene can
be summed up with Twilight runs into the
woods by herself to talk to herself
while hallucinating vividly running a
line through a hook instead of a pulley
this accident was not caused by a surge
of magic but rather the disappearing
belaying break rarities momentum should
have lifted Applejack off the ground
talking to animals is still something
that surprises Fluttershy why have you
gone for so long that three and a half
minutes took forever inexplicable
lighting change obligatory brony
appeasement Fluttershy enough with the
screaming that sounded nothing like
Fluttershy
maybe we forget about this new magic for
a bit who wants to have anything to do
with magic when we have canoeing and
basket weaving to look forward to
floating lanterns are banned in many
places due to their fire hazard
making them perfect camp activities
because you're hidden from authorities
by the surrounding combustible trees
floating lanterns violence
oddly layered chests the Equestria girls
run animation will never not be funny
magic ability is polite enough to let
sunset finish her sentence sunset needs
to stop telling Twilight the magic is a
good thing and instead tell her the
truth about how Twilight is being
delusional for thinking she's the center
of everything going on magic turned you
into something beautiful yes behold true
beauty I was sleepwalking see you kids
lying is always a solution pinkies
afraid of blowing something up Applejack
is afraid of smashing something with her
super strength rarity is afraid of
hurting someone with her force push dash
is afraid of moving too fast and
Fluttershy
she's probably mistaking this rope for a
snake or something gravity defying
planks ah shoot mom out of nails this
one nail is holding the entire dock
together pinkie almost kills her friends
and this is her reaction
that didn't happen huh what if it turns
out that they could actually make things
better so you have magic sunset uses
magic to make her singing voice better
there's nothing wrong with using
musicals to progress the story but most
songs in this movie merely re-emphasize
something said right before it and only
exists as soundtrack selling filler five
seconds flat
because Equestria girls is 40% cooler
than ponies he wants her to get rid of
the camp thinking out loud and looking
right at the camera toddler fodder
sunset shimmer what were you doing
behind that door Brad Bradley what were
you doing behind that cabin maybe you
and me we could start over as friends as
if they hadn't already best pony
comforts worst human timbre disappears
then reappears she says to meet her by
the rock quarry I thought we weren't
supposed to hike out that far yes that
dangerous faraway place campers aren't
allowed to hike out to which is a few
whole steps away from the campfire think
about how they got here for a moment
what are the odds that timber just
happens to be heading in this direction
and sunset just happens to spot him and
follow him after what she just happens
to lose track of him and just happens to
spot a convenient attention-grabbing
light which just happens to have nothing
to do with timber at all poor guy
probably just had to pee villain is so
eager to share evil plan that they do so
before being exposed as the villain at
all two and a quarter minute long
flashback of events which could have
been presented better almost any other
way
remember kids company's in a position of
power who ruin things with sentimental
value in order to make more money or
evil completely reasonable businessman
is portrayed as the villain for some
reason despite going out of his way to
give gloriosa more time this is one of
the most awkward abrupt and unrealistic
arguments of all time you were using
magic all over the place I had to tell
them something to cover for you gloriosa
didn't use magic until long after his
alleged cover story there is so much
unexplained anger during these arguments
that pages of the script had have been
cut out either that or the movie is just
terribly written this is what optimism
looks like here onset Amer sins folks
neither sunset nor gloriosa know what a
geode is not to mention the alternating
names is a clear sign of too many
writers in the kitchen
those things you were doing to make this
week the best week ever
first of all redundant week is weekly
redundant second yeah shame on her for
wanting the best for her campers and I'm
going to use it to save my camp she said
shortly before destroying her camp
script probably called for vines forming
outfit but since the animation budget
was drying up were left with flashes of
light this copy-pasted balloon why does
this scene exist can't even use the
usual complained of being filler because
of how short it is
was it an attempt at a joke we literally
just finished building that literally
what are you going to do what we always
do save the day alcoholic
stop drinking depressed cheer up
insomniac go to sleep camp overrun by
magical vine controlling she-demon save
the day
it's a shame we're in the middle of
nowhere and can't use our phones to call
for help anyone ever figure out why
ponying up is a thing we're for movies
in and it still makes no sense
forget women and children save the
picnic tables make trips to the spa the
reaction of any rarity fan who thinks
she's better than as portrayed in this
movie yes because they were the ones in
danger that isn't your sister it's
someone who's been consumed by
equestrian magic this is a terrible
excuse to give every villain a
get-out-of-jail-free card they are still
very much responsible for their actions
moral of the Equestria girls franchise
it's not your fault that power corrupts
you justice only applies to other people
no amount of buy our toy jokes can end
the suffering of purest bronies
everywhere stay strong my friends it's
difficult to summarize how poorly the
characters are written in this movie
compared to the show with in the format
of a sins video so this clip exemplifies
rarities shallow sentiment towards the
current state of events in addition to
how the Hasbro riders feel towards the
mane 6 we've come to know and love I
almost don't care what they are
good just we
can't let filthy-rich take this place
away yeah we can't let that perfectly
innocent businessman get away with
holding up his end of a simple property
agreement because we're too broke to pay
what we owe rainbowdash still slower
than email or social media deja vu nope
just a 14 second scene of recycled
animation so much for coming and for
helping us raise enough money to pay for
my bail if I just asked for help in the
first place Hey
pointing up blatantly obvious plot holes
is my job Twilight is what 16 Hey timber
why don't you have a seat over there
Chris Henson wants a word I think the
crystals are the source of the
superpowers I think maybe we were meant
to have them all along the gems I mean
geodes
I mean crystals were meant to be in
their possession all along just because
were meant to be surprised that this
forest reveal of equestrian magic
even though just a little while ago
sunset herself said it was green magic
every character is insane
irrational or both the main character
spent half the movie being ignorant of
their magic Twilight to schizophrenic
sunset can feel things pinky has no
remorse about almost murdering her
friends rarity is the cardboard cutout
we praised the show for not being timber
is a predator gloriosa has extreme
cognitive dissidence Luna is a paranoid
soccer mom and brad has only ever been
attracted to people who are once horses
the only sane character is the one
portrayed as the irredeemable villain
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don't care what they are
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