You know, since I started this series I’ve gotten questions about where I get ideas for
videos, how I find inspiration, and the most important thing to know about that is inspiration
can strike anywhere, any time.
For example, this introduction, this bit I’m saying to you right now?
Wrote it on the toilet.
Actually, that reminds me.
What kind of workouts do you do to stay looking so good?
Jasmine St. Woman
Oh.
Um.
Thanks, Jasmine.
I don’t think I look that good, I’m not in outstanding shape or anything, but I’m
glad you appreciate it.
I’m probably in the best shape physically I’ve ever been in my adult life.
When my wife and I split up, I decided that I wanted to take better care of myself, so
I did start exercising regularly for the first time.
I do calisthenics — push-ups, sit-ups, bicep curls with a resistance band — three days
a week.
And I do an hour on a stationary bike six days a week.
So, I wouldn’t say I’m in great shape, or even particularly good shape, but I’m
in much better shape, and I’m making more of an effort toward being in shape, than I
have before.
Who picks out your clothes?
You are so fashionable in all your videos.
Do you have a personal stylist?
Or did you inherit your sense of style from a similarly dapper and dashing older relative?
A. Realguy
Uh, no, nobody picks out my clothes for me.
I don’t have a personal stylist.
Since I work from home and I avoid most social gatherings in general, and social gatherings
where formal attire is expected in particular, I usually just wear jeans and a t-shirt.
The most pressing fashion decision I typically have to make is what kind of t-shirt to wear
on a given day: Star Trek, superhero, or blank.
Oh, and then of course, there’s the hat.
This is the one I’ve been wearing for the last year or so.
That’s a NASA patch on the front there.
I made it myself!
Not the hat.
Or the patch, actually.
But I sewed the patch on myself!
It took me four hours.
How’d you get so sexy?
And handsome?
You must have won the genetic lottery.
Does incredible physical attractiveness run in your family?
Particularly when it comes to the men?
John “Actual Person” Personman
Okay.
I see what’s going on here.
Hey.
What’s going on?
. . . What am I doing?
I’m shooting my “Ask a Professional YouTuber” video.
Yeah.
. . . I did get some interesting questions this time, now that you mention it.
. . . What are you doing?
. . . You know what I’m talking about.
“A. Realguy,” for Christ’s sake?
. . . Don’t — I know it was you.
Okay?
Will you just admit that it was you, please?
. . . Thank you.
You can’t do this.
. . . You’re not building me up, you’re making me look like a fool — people think
the questions are made-up already!
. . . Just — I know, but you need to stop, okay?
You need to stop.
. . . Are you going to stop?
. . . Do you really need me to say that?
. . . Okay, fine, I’ll say that, and you stop sending in fake questions.
Is that a deal?
. . . Okay.
You’re a handsome man.
. . . You’re a very handsome man.
. . . You’re welcome.
. . . I’ve gotta go.
. . . Look — don’t fucking cry.
I’ll talk to you later.
. . . Well, I don’t agree with her about that.
I think it’s a very nice tattoo.
. . . Of course I do.
Tigers are cool.
I gotta go.
Okay.
Bye, Dad.
He calls it a tiger.
It’s more like a mutated fetal zebra.
And on his knee?