I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME.
MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OSCAR-WINNING ACTRESS YOU KNOW
FROM "SPEED," "THE BLIND SIDE" AND "OCEANS EIGHT."
HER LATEST MOVIE IS "BIRD BOX."
( PHONE RINGING ) >> THIS ISN'T ME.
MY PHONE IS IN THE BACK SEAT.
THE FOREMAN IS PROBABLY WONDERING WHERE I AM.
>> OH, MY GOD OH, MY GOD -- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?
TALK TO ME!
TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW!
( TIRES SCREECHING ) JESS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
NO, NO, NO!
STOP IT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
STOP IT!
STOP IT, JESS!
PLEASE STOP IT!
( CRASHING SOUNDS )
>> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME SANDRA BULLOCK!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> Stephen: HI.
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NO, THEY STAND, YOU SIT.
>> I THOUGHT YOU STAND, I STAND.
>> Stephen: NO THEY STAND, YOU SIT.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW THINGS WORK.
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.
>> Stephen: THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU AND SRI HAD A CHANCE TO
TALK ON CAMERA.
I'VE NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO INTERVIEW YOU BEFORE BUT WE'VE
MET BEFORE.
>> YEAH, WE HAVE KIND OF.
>> Stephen: DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE MET.
>> YES YOU ACCOSTED MYSELF AND SARAH PAULSON IN A RESTAURANT.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SOME SAY ACCOST,
OTHERS SAY HELLO!
( LAUGHTER ) I SAW YOU IN A RESTAURANT IN
LOS ANGELES.
I'M NOT OFTEN IN TOWN.
WHEN I SEE YOU AND OTHER BIG STARS I GET A LITTLE --
>> WE WERE WAY BACK IN THE RESTAURANT.
YOU COULDN'T SEE US.
>> Stephen: YOU WERE A BEACON OF TALENT AND I HAD TO SAY HI.
I DON'T GET TO SEE STARS THAT OFTEN.
>> YOU WERE A LITTLE SWEATY.
>> Stephen: I WAS A LITTLE STAR STRUCK TO SEE STARS IN THE
WILD LIKE THAT!
YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE SUDDEN MOVES.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME WE MET.
>> OH, GOD.
>> Stephen: THE FIRST TIME WE MET WAS AT THE "DAILY SHOW."
I WENT BACK TO SAY HI BECAUSE OFFICE FAN.
>> I DON'T REMEMBER YOU.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T.
WHY WOULD YOU REMEMBER ME.
SOME SHMUCK WORKING FOR JON STEWART AT THE TIME.
>> HE HAD REALLY GOOD TREATS.
>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU THINK OF OUR TREATS?
>> AMAZING.
I HAD THE CAKE BALL AND MORE CHOCOLATE THING.
THIS WAS MORE CHOCOLATE STUCK IN MY TEETH.
I FOUND A FORK AND DUG IT OUT AND MADE IT HERE ON TIME.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE RELATABLE.
( LAUGHTER ) WELCOME BACK TO NEW YORK.
SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
>> IN MY -- I WAS GOING TO SAY YOUTH.
>> Stephen: NOW YOU'RE IN YOUR PRIME.
>> YES.
I LIVED HERE AFTER COLLEGE.
MY FATHER TAUGHT OPERA.
>> Stephen: DO YOU SING?
NOT AT ALL.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T SING AT ALL?
>> NO, P PI MOTHER WAS AN OPERA SING SNORE AND YOUR FATHER
TAUGHT OPERA?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: AND IT DIDN'T RUB OFF?
>> IT SKIPPED A GENERATION.
>> Stephen: THEY MUST HAVE TRIED.
>> THEY TRIED A LOT OF THINGS THAT WEREN'T SUCCESSFUL.
>> Stephen: OH.
THAT'S WHY I BECAME AN ACTRESS.
THAT'S WHAT ONE DOES.
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ELSE,
BECOME AN ACTRESS.
>> THAT'S WHAT WE DO, YES.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU A CLASSIC ACTOR IN NEW YORK, BEING A
WAITER?
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU GOOD?
I WAS.
I FEEL EVERYONE SHOULD WAIT TABLES FOR A YEAR BEFORE THEY GO
OUT INTO THE WORKFORCE.
>> Stephen: SOME KIND OF SERVICE JOB.
>> YES.
>> Stephen: SO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE TREATED LIKE
GARBAGE.
>> YES.
I WAS ON 19th AND PARK.
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
>> Stephen: I DO NOT.
OKAY, WHILE I WAS THERE, THERE WAS ANOTHER WAITER BY THE
NAME OF -- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO LAWRENCE IS BUT WE DO A
LOT OF ON THE CAMERA STUFF AND WE PRETENDED WE WERE MARRIED AND
HE SPOKE GERMAN, SO WE WOULD GET BETTER TIPS.
AWKWARD SILENCE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I KNOW A FEW WORDS
OF GERMANS.
SCLITZEL.
( SPEAKING GERMAN ) ( LAUGHTER )
( SPEAKING GERMAN ) >> Stephen: THE LAMP BELONGS
ON THE TABLE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( SPEAKING GERMAN )
>> Stephen: IT'S LIKE VODNER AND GERTA TALKING NOW.
( LAUGHTER ) WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
DON'T GO AWAY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE SANDRA BULLOCK, EVERYBODY.