Ryan: That's right.
Gavin: Horgh!
Michael: Whoa, look at that!
Geoff: Alright. Michael: Whoa, look at that!
Ryan: Uhh, I dunno. Gavin: Guys! Guys! Guys!
Michael: What, Gavin?
Gavin: Mari-OOO!
Michael: Uh-
Gavin: We haven't played this for months!
Geoff: How long-
Ray: [In background] LET'S PLAY!!
Michael: Ray! You don't work here when we did Mari0, shut up!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: Ray! You didn't work here when we did Mari0, shut up!
[Ryan laughing] Michael: Ray! You don't work here when we did Mari0, shut up!
Geoff: How long has it been since we played this game?
Ryan: Uhh... Gavin: Uhhh... 12?
Michael: Uhh, I don't know, Ray wasn't here yet.
Michael: Urhlp!
Gavin: 'Ang on!
Geoff: How do I- Where's my portal?
Michael: What the hell's down there?
Michael: Oh, we actually have to DO stuff!?
Gavin: I'm the black one.
Michael: This is never gonna work!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: This is never going to work!
Ryan: Ohh. Gavin: Toss! Geoff: Ahh, fuck.
Gavin: I'm in the next room Michael: No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Fuck!
Geoff: Alright, well, let's- Michael: No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Fuck!
Gavin: I'm in the next room, look.
Michael: Did we just leave them behind?
Gavin: Doot!
Gavin: Nope.
Geoff: I don't know how to shoot a portal.
Gavin: Ohp! Geoff: I don't know how to shoot a portal.
Ryan: I'd love to see again... Micheal: Ohhhh...
Michael: How do I...?
Gavin: Hang on! How did...? Ryan: Can anyone come back?
Michael: Did we loose Ryan?
Ryan: Hello?
Michael: What colour am I? Gavin: Yeah let's get the others.
Gavin: Oh!
Gavin: L- Let's go. Geoff: Fuck Ryan, we lost Geoff!
Ryan: Go! Gavin: Oh! [Laughs] Geoff: Fuck Ryan, we lost Geoff!
[Gavin laughs]
Ryan: Go left!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: OHHHH!!
Ryan: And this is how we lost tes- Test subjects 1 and 2.
Gavin: Alright, hang on.
Ryan: Ayyyyy! Geoff: Alright, hey there I am!
Gavin: Hey guys! Ryan: Ayyyyy! Michael: Whoaaa!
Gavin: Alright, let's get that Compan-
Ryan: Let me outta here.
Gavin: Damn it! It's inverted!
Michael: Yeah.
Geoff: How do I...?
Gavin: Alright, I need to change my controls. This is mental.
Geoff: Shut up! Gavin: Alright, I need to change my controls. This is mental.
Gavin: Alright, I need to change my controls. This is mental.
Michael: No, it is crazy.
Gavin: It is. I can't even...
Michael: It is insane.
Geoff: I don't know how to play.
Michael: It's a benefit. Ryan: Everybody happy now?
Geoff: Can we fuckin'... Alright.
Ryan: Michael, do you need special hair?
Geoff: How do I shoot a portal? Ryan: Michael, do you need special hair?
Michael: No.
Michael: Umm...
Ryan: Uh, bumbers. Gavin: Left bumper and right bumper.
Ryan: Yup. Geoff: Okay.
Ryan: Here we go!
Michael: So this is the start of the Let's Play! [Gavin singing the Super Mario Bros. Main Theme]
Ryan: None of that now.
Gavin: So- Ray: [In the Background] LET'S PLAY AGAIN!!
Ray: [In the Background] LET'S PLAY AGAIN!!
Ryan: Look how many fuckin' portals there are!
Geoff: Errp! Michael: [Laughs] There are a lot!
Geoff: Oh fuck! I jumped through the fucking...
Gavin: Let's get the Companion Cube...
Ryan: Like someone said-
Michael: We have to wait for them to catch up.
Ryan: There we go! Gavin: Oh crap!
Geoff: Ayy! There we go!
Gavin: Nah, I put the- I put the cube- I put the weight in the cube.
Geoff: Alright, let's go, guys! Gavin: Nah, I put the- I put the cube- I put the weight in the cube.
Ryan: Wait-wait-wait-wait!
Gavin: No-no-no-no! Ryan: Who's black!? Who's black!? Who's black!?
Ryan: Who's black!? Who's black!? Who's black!?
Gavin: No! I've buffed it! Ryan: Who's black!? Who's black!? Who's black!?
Ryan: Oh fuck!
Michael: We don't need it, uh, do we?
Gavin: No, we do, 'cos we need to open-
Ryan: We just lost somebody! Gavin: No, we do, 'cos we need to open-
Michael: Nah, we'll just leave someone behind.
Geoff: Nah, we didn't lose him. Michael: Nah, we'll just leave someone behind.
Gavin: Uhh... Michael: Was it Gavin?
Geoff: Did we really lose somebody?
Gavin: Yeah, I'm- Geoff: Did we really lose somebody?
Gavin: I'm gone. Michael: How do we...
Michael: How do we move the thing?
Michael: Do we-
Michael: Whoa! Ryan: Fuck!
Michael: C'mon, Ryan!
[Gavin laughing]
Ryan: Dammit! Windows!
Gavin: Some things never change.
Michael: Cargh! Gavin: Some things never change.
[Michael laughing] Gavin: Alright!
Geoff: You are using a Mac. Gavin: Could someone... Come and find me or something?
Gavin: Could someone... Come and find me or something?
Michael: Yeah, oh yeah! I was gonna say-
Ryan: Oh shit! Michael: Yeah, oh yeah! I was gonna say-
Michael: No!
[Gavin and Geoff laughing]
Michael: No! [Gavin and Geoff laughing]
Michael: We need to get this portal over there!
Ryan: Alright do it then! Michael: Uhh... shu-
Ryan: Ow! Michael: Ahh!
[Michael laughs] Ryan: On my head! Get it off my head!
Ryan: On my head! Get it off my head!
Gavin: Look! Look-look! Michael: Move your head!
Ryan: Son of a...! Michael: Move your head! Move your head!
Ryan: Ow! Michael: Push it over! Push it over!
Michael: Push it over! Push it over!
Ryan: Alright- Michael: Okay, now, watch this, ready? I'll- I'll go-
Michael: Okay, now, watch this, ready? I'll- I'll go-
Ryan: Look, watch this. Michael: Okay, now, watch this, ready? I'll- I'll go-
Ryan: This is geometry. Michael: Get up there.
Michael: Get up there, Ryan.
Ryan: This is geometry, here it goes.
Michael: 'Kay, do it. Ryan: Uh-
Ryan: Fuck, it won't- Uh-
Michael: Geometrize, asshole!
Michael: Geometrize, asshole! Ryan: It's- It's not firing!
Ryan: It won't fire!
Michael: That's what you get for using- Ryan: Click it! Fuckin' Mac!
Michael: RYAN!
[Gavin laughing]
Geoff: Jesus, Ryan. [Gavin laughing]
Gavin: C'mon!
Geoff: Argh! Ryan: Ohhh... Gavin: Can someone-
Michael: No, why? Go back up there. Gavin: Can somebody come back and get me?
Michael: Alright! Now...
Geoff: Ah!
Ryan: Absolutely not.
Geoff: I was so close.
Ryan: J- Just push it.
Michael: Get off!
Ryan: You get off!
Geoff: See ya, bitches!
Ryan: Shit! Gavin: I'm not even- Geoff: Oooo!
Michael: GEOFFREY, NO!! [Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: GEOOOFF!!
Michael: And he left us! [Ryan laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Geoff: I won!
Michael: No!
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: We're still stuck here! [Geoff laughing]
Gavin: So you gotta get-
[Geoff laughing] Michael: Did he- Did he leave!?
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Oh! We beat the level! [Geoff laughing]
Geoff: This is great!
Gavin: Hah-ohhh! Michael: OH NO!! I WASN'T READY!!
Michael: OH NO!! I WASN'T READY!!
Gavin: Alright, alright!
Michael: Where am I!? Here- Ge- Ohhh, 'ere he is!
Ryan: Okay, there we go.
Geoff: Hold on.
Ryan: A'ight. We gotta get up there.
Geoff: Somebody do the thing.
Ryan: We can't get up there. [Michael making gun noises]
[Michael making gun noises]
Gavin: Urhp!
Ryan: Urhp! Whoop!
Ryan: W-where did I...?
Michael: Oh, we have to push it.
Gavin: HO!
Ryan: Arghhh!
Michael: I- I like how the...
Ryan: Woah! Michael: This is like...
Geoff: Oh shit! [Gavin laughing]
Geoff: Lazer! Gavin: Wait-wait-wait-wait!
Gavin: E'rryone come back!
Gavin: You've gone mental, alright? Look...
Gavin: We- Urhp!
Gavin: We need to- Michael: I think I died! Where am I?
Michael: I think I died! Where am I?
Michael: Oh!
Geoff: Oh Ryan!
Ryan: Goddammit!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: [Sighs] This is just...
Michael: This is too much.
Gavin: Alright, no! No-no! Ryan: I can't- Alright! Alright! Alright! Fine! Fine!
Gavin: Look, We need to press the button up there, right? Ryan: I can't- Alright! Alright! Alright! Fine! Fine!
Gavin: Look, We need to press the button up there, right? Ryan: I'm back. Yeah, you-
Ryan: You- Just c'mon!
Michael: I'm in the abyss somewhere...
Gavin: I can't see the rest of the screen! L-
Michael: You can't hit it.
Ryan: Oh my God! [Gavin laughing]
Michael: Ohh fuck! [Gavin laughing]
[Michael laughing] Gavin: Okay...
Gavin: ...So am I just going to hang out...?
Michael: Someone has to- Gavin: ...So am I just going to hang out...?
Geoff: I can't... Gavin: ...So am I just going to hang out...?
Geoff: ...Push the goddamn... Gavin: ...While...
Gavin: ...I'm just...
Gavin: Hello?
Ryan: Ah! Michael: Shoot- Shoot a portal under it!
Michael: Shoot- Shoot a portal under it!
Micheal: There you go!
Ryan: Ow! [Michael laughing]
[Michael laughing]
Ryan: Well fuck.
Ryan: Whoa shit! Michael: Hooooly shit!
Gavin: Wow! Michael: Hooooly shit!
Ryan: Uhhh... Oh! Shoot a portal over here!
Ryan: Shoot a portal over here!
Geoff: Where, here?
Ryan: Ye- No-no, where I'm pointing.
Ryan: That- That's... Not...
Geoff: Okay. Ryan: That- That's... Not...
Ryan: It's... Gone... Oh...
Gavin: Can Some-
Gavin: Ah- [Sighs] Ryan: Alright, let's do this again.
Michael: Whoa! Did you just see me, Gavin?
Michael: Did you see me come through the portal for a second? There I am!
Gavin: YEAH! How did you get there!?
Michael: I made it! Gavin: YEAH! How did you get there!?
Michael: I'm back from nowhere!
Ryan: So far, Science: 1, uh, RT: 0.
Gavin: Uh-huh! Ryan: So far, Science: 1, uh, RT: 0.
Michael: How...? Ryan: So far, Science: 1, uh, RT: 0.
Gavin: Uh! Ryan: So far, Science: 1, uh, RT: 0.
Michael: How do we, uh-
Gavin: Alright!
Michael: Urghh!
Gavin: Come- Can you come back through the door?
Geoff: Jah! fuck!
[Gavin, Ryan and Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Look- Michael: Can we fire...? Oh. We can't even get up there.
Ryan: I can't use... You- Your portal's in the way! Michael: Can we fire...? Oh. We can't even get up there.
Gavin: Look, Red Dude! Ryan: I can't put them up there.
Gavin: Who's Red? Ryan: I can't put them up there.
Michael: Red Dude? Ryan: I'm Red!
Gavin: Right, Ryan...
Geoff: I'm dead. I'm outta lives. Ryan: There- I can't go over there!
Ryan: There- I can't go over there!
Gavin: You need-
Ryan: His portals are still there!
[Michael laughing] Ryan: His portals are still there!
[Michael and Geoff laughing]
Michael: Look, looks like a lava of portals!
Ryan: Shit!
[Gavin laughing]
[Gavin and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Oh, we're back! Michael: Ayyyyyy!
Gavin: Alright, alright! Michael! Michael: Ayyyyyy!
Gavin: Alright, alright! Michael! Michael: Okay.
Gavin: So I'm gonna- Michael: Yeah.
Gavin: So what we have to do...
Michael: Right. Ryan: Oh! I'm alive!
Michael: How do we get up there? Gavin: So we have to get up there...
Michael: How? Gavin: So we have to get up there... Right?
Ryan: The door's open!
Michael: No we have to get- Gavin: Ye- No! We have to get the thingy!
Ryan: The door's open! Gavin: Ye- No! We have to get the thingy!
Michael: Yeah, but we're gonna hafta get this cube, aren't we?
Gavin: We have to get the jube.
Ryan: Well... one of you does. Gavin: We have to get the jube.
Gavin: Don't we? Michael: Oh, wait!
Ryan: The other one can just come through the door!
Michael: Here. Gavin: Oh, okay, I'll come through the door, then.
Gavin: Oh, okay, I'll come through the door, then.
Ryan: Let's do the-
Gavin: Oh!
Michael: Oh God!
Gavin: Alright.
Gavin: Where's the button for the door?
Michael: Okay. Gavin: Where's the button for the door?
Michael: I don't know.
Ryan: I gotta figure out how to get over Geoff's portal.
Michael: Oh, it's back there! Ryan: I gotta figure out how to get over Geoff's portal.
Gavin: Nuh! Ryan: I gotta figure out how to get over Geoff's portal.
Ryan: I gotta figure out how to get over Geoff's portal.
Michael: Stand on it!
Michael: Stand on the button. It's in the middle, there.
Ryan: Fuck! Michael: Stand on the button. It's in the middle, there.
Michael: Stand on the button. It's in the middle, there.
Ryan: There's-
Michael: Alright, thanks.
Michael: Dammit!
Michael: I was gonna leave you behind!
[Ryan laughing] Geoff: It's funny that, uhh... my portal persists.
Geoff: It's funny that, uhh... my portal persists.
Michael: Dammit.
Ryan: Yeah. And it's completely blocking the way forward.
Michael: I don't know where the hell we're supposed to... Ryan: Yeah. And it's completely blocking the way forward.
[Geoff laughing] Ryan: There's no way to get past it!
Michael: Gavin. just sacrifice yourself.
Gavin: What'd you mean sacr- I'm not doing that, that's crazy!
Michael: Just do it. Gavin: What'd you mean sacr- I'm not doing that, that's crazy!
Gavin: What'd you mean sacr- I'm not doing that, that's crazy!
Michael: Just do it!
Gavin: Hang on, I'll set- Michael: And we can move on!
Gavin: I wanna see if I can- Ryan: Uh! Oh, hey, I dropped the cube in the thing!
Ryan: Uh! Oh, hey, I dropped the cube in the thing!
Michael: We need to move on! Ryan: Uh! Oh, hey, I dropped the cube in the thing!
Michael: We need to move on! Geoff: Is that intentional?
Ryan: I- No...
Geoff: Is that-
Michael: Goddammit.
Ryan: Fuck.
Geoff: You died, dude.
Michael: Goddammit! Argh!!
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: Gavin! [Geoff laughing]
Michael: It's just the two of us, now. [Geoff laughing]
Michael: It's just the two of us, now. Gavin: Ay-o! Alright! Right, Micheal!
Gavin: Ay-o! Alright! Right, Micheal!
Gavin: Let- Let's- Let's com-
Michael: Here we go.
Gavin: Okay, this is what we should do.
Michael: What should we do?
Gavin: Okay. I want to... Get up there...
Ryan: Takin' all bets.
Michael: Alright. Ryan: Takin' all bets.
Gavin: Uhh... Michael: Well you can't, though.
Gavin: Why? Michael: 'Cuz there's no- You can't portal up there.
Michael: 'Cuz there's no- You can't portal up there.
Michael: Look.
Gavin: Well, how do- Why's there a button there?
Michael: I don't know. I didn't make the game.
[Gavin laughs]
Geoff: It's true, he didn't make the game.
Michael: Maybe- Oh.
Micheal: Can you...? Ryan: You need to use the power of physics.
Ryan: You need to use the power of physics.
Michael: Can you jump? Ryan: You need to use the power of physics.
Michael: Can you jump? Geoff: Yeah.
Michael: Like-
Ryan: There you go! There you go! Michael: Ohhh! Gavin: Whoa!
Gavin: Alright, how abut this? How about this?
Ryan: Aim higher on the wall.
Gavin: I- I'll put a portal there, right?
Michael: Fuck! Gavin: I- I'll put a portal there, right?
Ryan: There you go.
Gavin: Then you jump into the-
Michael: Wharp!
Gavin: Yharp!
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: Hang on.
Michael: And then...
Gavin: Hang on. Michael: Your face.
Gavin: So... Right-
[Geoff laughing] Michael: Uhh... Um, I disappeared.
[Gavin laughing] Ryan: At what point should we tell them that there's no-
Geoff: Where did- Ryan: At what point should we tell them that there's no-
Michael: Where did I go!? Ryan: At what point should we tell them that there's no-
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: I'm in the wall!
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: Where am I!?
[Ryan laughing]
Gavin: So, wait, what- What- Urhp!
Michael: Uhh...
Gavin: What I need to do... Michael: I can see...
Gavin: I need to...
Michael: I dunno where I am.
Gavin: I need to go up- Oh.
Ryan: Geoff, at what point should we tell them that even if they get past this door they can't get past the-
Ryan: The portals past there?
Michael: Oh! Ryan: The portals past there?
Geoff: I- Yeah. Gavin: Hey, Michael.
Gavin: Right! So! You-
Michael: Alright. Gavin: Right! So! You-
Geoff: They're not- They're not gonna get past this. Gavin: Right, you put- You put two portals-
[Ryan laughing] Gavin: Right, you put- You put two portals-
Gavin: You put two portals side-by-side, right here.
Michael: I can't...
Gavin: See- Right, so jump in mine...
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing] Gavin: Jump in mine, then- Then you to put one-
[Geoff laughing] Gavin: You need to put one there, where you land...
Gavin: You need to put one there, where you land...
[Geoff laughing] Gavin: ...Right?
[Geoff laughing] Michael: Okay...
Gavin: But it has got to be...
Gavin: ...No.
Gavin: Yeah, right?
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Michael: You are the best, Gavin. [Geoff laughing]
Michael: Hang on.
Gavin: You don't have a second portal, though you-
Michael: Yeah, right there. Ryan: There you go, there you go, there you go!
Ryan: There you go, there you go, there you go!
Gavin: Uh! Michael: Aww, almost! Almost!
Ryan: Awww! [Geoff laughing] Michael: Aww, almost! Almost!
[Geoff laughing] Michael: We're gonna do this!
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Oh! Gavin: Uh! AHH!!
Gavin: Uh!!
Michael: Goddammit!
Gavin: UHH!!
[Ryan laughing] Michael: I'm stuck!
Gavin: Holy moly!
Gavin: Alright.
Michael: Here we go. This is it.
Gavin: Pheeww! Michael: This is it!
Gavin: Ph-Phoof! Michael: Of kingdoms!
Micheal: Dammit!
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: Hohhh...!
Gavin: What is going on? Michael: ...Shhhhhit!
Gavin: Ha- Hold on. Hold- Michael: I don't know how we can get up there.
Gavin: M- Uh!
Michael: Oh God.
Geoff: Oh my God.
[Gavin and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: WOOORHH!! Michael: HOW DID I GET BACK THERE!?!
[Geoff laughing] Michael: HOW DID I GET BACK THERE!?!
[Ryan laughing]
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: What the hell was that!?
Gavin: Alright.
Michael: I fell through the wall and died.
Gavin: Where is everyone else?
Michael: They're all dead and I'm stuck in Limbo somewhere.
Gavin: How do we do this? Michael: Oh, no, I was hanging out by the door.
Michael: Oh, no, I was hanging out by the door.
Gavin: How- How do we do this?
Michael: Here, look, stand on the button...
Gavin: Hep! Hurp! Hup!
Gavin: Hang on.
[Geoff laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: Fuck! [Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Just- [Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Hep! Hwup!
[Geoff laughing] Gavin: Shup! This is it! This is it!
Michael: This is never gonna end! Gavin: Shup! This is it! This is it!
Michael: This is never gonna end! Gavin: HUP!! ARHP!!
Michael: Ahh!
[Ryan laughing]
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: Jesus!
Gavin: Alright, you just go through, then.
Michael: Argh! Gavin: Oh wait! Wait-wait-wait!
Gavin: Oh wait! Wait-wait-wait!
Gavin: If you put a...
Michael: No!
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: I was gonna make it! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: God! [Geoff laughing]
Gavin: I think if I do that...
Michael: No!
Michael: Fuck!
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: We just need to g- [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Michael: Ahh!
Michael: I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!
Ryan: You're not getting any higher.
Michael: I'm gonna make it! Ryan: You're not getting any higher.
Michael: I'm gonna get higher, Ryan!
Ryan: You're not getting any higher. Michael: I'm gonna get higher, Ryan!
Geoff: Urhp!
Michael: [Singing] Higher and higherrrrrrr!
Ryan: Puff puff pass. Michael: [Singing] Higher and higherrrrrrr!
Geoff: Urhp! Ryan: Puff puff pass. Michael: [Singing] Higher and higherrrrrrr!
Gavin: Yurp! Fuz- Hup! Michael: [Singing] Higher and higherrrrrrr!
Michael: It's never gonna work!
Geoff: Urhp! Michael: I don't know what to do. [Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Hang on. [Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Down there! Down there! Up there!
Michael: There's no way to go higher! Gavin: Down there! Down there! Up there!
Gavin: Uh! That was it! That was it.
Gavin: You need to go like this.
Ryan: That wasn't it at all.
Gavin: No-no-no, this is it. Ryan: You were not even close.
Geoff: Whurp! Ryan: You were not even close.
Gavin: Nope. Hang on.
Michael: Ryan, don't be a- [Geoff laughing]
Gavin: No-no-no-no-no-no-no! Michael: Don't be unanimous, believe him. [Geoff laughing]
Gavin: You need to tease it...
Micheal: Woahhh! Fuck! [Geoff laughing]
Gavin: You need to tease it into this one...
Michael: Get up there, ya fat Italian piece-a shit! Gavin: You need to tease it into this one...
Michael: Get up there, ya fat Italian piece-a shit!
Gavin: Right, this is it! This is it! I'm gonna plop down...
Gavin: ...Back in the blue...!
Gavin: ...Into the green...!
Gavin: Nope, 'ang on.
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: No-no-no-no-no-no-no. [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Ryan: Orghh, so close! Michael: ARRRGH!! Ya almost made it!
Gavin: Hang on.
Michael: Come on! It's possible.
[Michael grunting] Gavin: Tease it! Tease it down!
Gavin: Arhp! Yhup! Nope.
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: No!
Gavin: Lip it in! Lip it in!
Gavin: Hurp! Huarp!
Geoff: This might be the-
Gavin: WARGHHH!! ARR-HUAHH!!
[Michael and Ryan laughing] Gavin: WARGHHH!! ARR-HUAHH!!
[Gavin grunting]
[Micheal grunting]
Michael: Wait, ready? Wanna try...?
Michael: Wanna try something-
Michael: Gurrghhaah!
Michael: Argh!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: If I can land back in that blue one...
[Gavin laughing] Michael: I don't think we're ever gonna- I think- I think we might just wanna chalk it up to a loss!
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: [Laughs] I don't think we're gonna- Geoff: Ryan... I think this might be the dumbest 10 minutes ever recorded on video.
Geoff: Ryan... I think this might be the dumbest 10 minutes ever recorded on video.
[Ryan laughing] Geoff: Ryan... I think this might be the dumbest 10 minutes ever recorded on video.
Michael: Uhh... Dumbest? Or best-est?
Ryan: Uhh... Gavin: Alright, we're not getting anywhere.
Geoff: Urhep! Gavin: Alright, we're not getting anywhere.
[Gavin laughing] Geoff: We almost got it!
Michael: It's so close!
Geoff: Urp! Michael: I feel like if you just gave me a boost, Gavin...
Michael: I feel like if you just gave me a boost, Gavin...
Gavin: Uhh... Hang on, what are we doin'... Michael: Jump on my head! Jump on my head!
Gavin: What are we doin wrong...? Geoff: Stacking!
Gavin: What are we doing wrong?
Michael: I- We're not getting enough, like, momentum.
Ryan: I- I think you're
Michael: Barely getting there.
Ryan: If you're-
Micheal: We should just restart it and get Geoff back.
Gavin: Alright, hang on.
Michael: OHHH!!!
Geoff: OHH!! Gavin: Wow! You almost made it!
Gavin: Wow! You almost made it!
Michael: Argh, I bonked my head that time.
[Gavin laughs] Michael: Argh, I bonked my head that time.
Gavin: Alright, hang on, I'm gonna-
Gavin: Hup!
Gavin: HAP!
Gavin: HAAP!!
Gavin: Durgh!
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Duh!
Gavin: God's sake!
Michael: This is, uh... This is- This- I-
Gavin: Wow! That would've been good! Michael: This is, uh... This is- This- I-
Michael: I can feel Quick Bits, right here.
Ryan: This is like Pictionary, where someone just refuses to say anything else.
Gavin: Quick Bi- There's nothing- Ryan: Just trying the same thing over and over again.
[Geoff laughing] Ryan: Just trying the same thing over and over again.
Michael: Mmm! Ryan: "Still not working! It's still not weasel!"
Ryan: "Still not working! It's still not weasel!"
Michael: Ohh... Ryan: "Still not working! Still not weasel!"
Michael: ...Fuck. Gavin: There is nothing quick about this!
Gavin: There is nothing quick about this!
Ryan: How about you change-
Gavin: Oh-oh-oh-oh! I've got it!
Michael: C'mon!
Gavin: I've got it! I've got it!
Michael: What!?
Ryan: You've got nothing! Gavin: Uh...
Gavin: No-no-no, I've got it. Hang on. Let me-
Michael: Whoa!
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: I did it again! [Ryan laughing]
Michael: FUCK!!
Geoff: Just go to the right, dude, you'll catch up.
Geoff: There you go.
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: So, like, if you fall-
Ryan: Gavin, your- Both of your porters- Portals are now on the wall.
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: So... You're gonna gain momentum by doing what?
Gavin: Erp!
Gavin: Hang on. Nope.
Michael: This might work. Wait, this might work, actually. Gavin: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop! Stop! STOP!!
Gavin: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop! Stop! STOP!!
Michael: Gavin? Gavin: Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop! Stop! STOP!!
Gavin: Ge- Yhurp!
Micheal: Fuck!
[Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
[Geoff and Gavin laughing]
Michael: Fuck!
Gavin: Hurp! APP!! Michael: This'll work!
Ryan: Oh! So close!
Gavin: Uh! Ryan: Oh! So close!
Michael: Arghh!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: Fuck!
Michael: If we can get... In there! Argh!
Michael: Grr!
[Ryan laughing]
[Geoff sighing]
Micheal: Urgh!
Michael: It's not working.
Ryan: Gavin? Gavin? You- You're-
[Gavin laughing]
Michael: [Laughing] What're you doing?
Michael: DAMMIT!! HE KEEPS POPPING OUT THE WRONG END!!
Michael: GET UP THERE!!
Michael: STOP BEIN' A SISSY!!
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: YOU CAN CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE ROPE!!
Michael: Grrrr!
Gavin: Alright, just go through the door.
[Gavin laughing] [Geoff groaning]
[Gavin and Ryan laughing]
[Gavin laughing]
[Michael laughing]
Michael: Fuck!
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff, Ryan and Gavin laughing]
Michael: Well... [Geoff, Ryan and Gavin laughing]
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Look, go through the door! Michael: Why are your portals still here? You guys are burning in Hell.
Michael: Why are your portals still here? You guys are burning in Hell.
Gavin: Let me have a go through the door. Michael: Why are your portals still here? You guys are burning in Hell.
Gavin: Alright, alright, let me- Wh- Hang on. Michael: Why are your portals still here? You guys are burning in Hell.
Ryan: Apparently, yeah.
Gavin: Hang on, so if I, uh, don't...
Gavin: I need to not do that...
Michael: Yeah.
Ryan: Yup. Yup.
Gavin: Well they've just ruined it, haven't they, by dying?
[Ryan laughing]
[Ryan laughing] [Michael making squeaky noises imitating Gavin]
[Michael making squeaky noises imitating Gavin]
Ryan: I think I told you that, like, 10 minutes ago.
Gavin: So, hang on, hang on. Ryan: I think I told you that, like, 10 minutes ago.
Gavin: Oh, you- Is that what you meant?
Ryan: Yes!
Michael: God, you're dumb!
Gavin: Alright, hang on, let me see if I can-
Michael: I'll just- I'll just chill back here. Gavin: Alright, hang on, let me see if I can-
Michael: I'll just- I'll just chill back here.
Gavin: HAHH!!
Ryan: Whoa!
Gavin: Tease it!
Gavin: Right, so now this... bloody, uhh, Companion Jube...
Gavin: Hang on.
Gavin: Get that there. Ryan: I feel like it should be doing something other than just sitting there.
Ryan: I feel like it should be doing something other than just sitting there.
Gavin: Hang on. Michael: It should probably be blocking that laser beam.
Michael: It should probably be blocking that laser beam.
Gavin: Ow! It's bloody landed on my 'ead!
Micheal: You gotta push it further right. Gavin: Ow! It's bloody landed on my 'ead!
Micheal: You gotta push it further right.
Gavin: How do I-
Gavin: How do I get it off m-
Michael: Try jumping.
Michael: No?
Gavin: Yeup! Eh!
[Ryan laughing] Michael: You might push it through the portal that's lo- Oh!
Michael: You might push it through the portal that's lo- Oh!
Gavin: Ow! Michael: Oh! That went perfect!
Ryan: Heyy! Michael: Oh! That went perfect!
Gavin: It hit me in the back! Oh! Ow!
Michael: Except that! Gavin: It hit me in the back! Oh! Ow!
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: AH!! AH!! AHH!! AHHH!!! AHHH-HOH!!! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: AHH!! [Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: What the hell just happened!? [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Geoff: Oh God, you're back at this, huh?
Michael: [Laughing] We fired one...!
Michael: You alright, Gah? Or are just taking a break?
Ryan: Just go through the door. Michael: Gav- Gavin's literally just-
Ryan: Just go through the door, just go through the door. Gavin: Alright, Michael, you have a turn. You have a turn.
Ryan: Just go through the door, just go through the door. Michael: Wha-
Michael: Oh, you want me to go over there?
Ryan: Just go through the door.
Michael: Okay. Ryan: Just go through the door.
Ryan: Alright.
Michael: Ryan.
Geoff: Why don't you just shoot a portal for him- Uh!
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Michael: Alright. [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: It didn't work out as well! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Michael: You see, the cube isn't there at all! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Alright, alright. Michael: He can't shoot a portal because of that blue thing right here breaks portals.
Gavin: Alright, Michael, open the door. Open the door. Michael: He can't shoot a portal because of that blue thing right here breaks portals.
Gavin: Open up the thing. Geoff: Oh, it does?
Michael: Yeah.
Gavin: Okay, do it. Michael: Can you run-
Michael: Can you run through right there?
Gavin: 'Kay, look. No guffs. Alright, ready?
Gavin: So if I-
Michael: [Squeaky Gavin impersonation] No guffs!
Gavin: If I go like this,
Gavin: HRNG! Huh! Uh-
Gavin: Ohhhh! Oh! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Then we see the result! [Geoff laughing]
[Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Alright, alright. I got this.
Michael: Have another go at it!
Gavin: Over this. Michael: Have another go at it!
Gavin: So... What I'm- [Michael laughing]
[Michael laughing]
Gavin: Oh God.
[Michael laughing] Gavin: So the- What's the purple one connected to?
Gavin: So the- What's the purple one connected to?
[Ryan laughing] Gavin: Is that this one?
Michael: I don't even know. That's connected to the death.
Ryan: Purple's connected to purple.
Gavin: AHH!!
Gavin: Alright. [Micheal laughing]
Gavin: AHHH!!
Gavin: Alright! [Geoff and Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Alright. [Geoff laughing]
Michael: Ohh, boy!
Gavin: Hold on.
Gavin: AHH!!
Gavin: DAMN!! [Ryan laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: How many lives do you have left? You out?
Gavin: I'm out. Ryan: He's out.
Michael: Well I can't even go now 'cuz no one can open the door for me!
Ryan: Nope! Michael: Well I can't even go now 'cuz no one can open the door for me!
Michael: Well I can't even go now 'cuz no one can open the door for me!
Ryan: Now you're really fucked! Michael: Well I can't even go now 'cuz no one can open the door for me!
Michael: Wah-wah-wah-wohhh...
Geoff: Yeah, right, no hurry.
Michael: Ryan and Geoff already solved the crime. Geoff: Nobody's in a hurry.
Michael: Ryan and Geoff already solved the crime. [Gavin singing the Super Mario Bros. Theme]
Gavin: Black guy!
Geoff: Huh.
[Gavin continuing the Super Mario Bros. Theme] Ryan: Wait-wait-wait-wait! Come back!
Ryan: Wait-wait-wait-wait! Come back!
Gavin: Come on!!
Ryan: You've already done it!
Michael: Who's that? Was that Geoff? Gavin: You've done it again!
Ryan: Back up!
Michael: Is this Geoff?
Ryan: Go back. Geoff: What's up?
Ryan: Go back. Geoff: C'mon, I'm trying to help you guys.
Geoff: C'mon, I'm trying to help you guys.
Gavin: Go back!
Ryan: Go back!
[Geoff groaning]
Ryan: We're stuck in a hole!
Geoff: Spend my life in the fuckin' past going backwards!
Gavin: So I can't-
Geoff: Jesus! Michael: Geoff! Ryan: You forgot the Companion Cube!
Ryan: You forgot the Companion Cube!
Michael: It's not...
Gavin: Alright, you need to go back-
Michael: AH!!
Gavin: Whoa! [Michael and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Alright, hold on! Here- Here's us! Here's us! So...
Ryan: Okay.
Gavin: If I tease... Nope, hang on.
Michael: Geoff's treating- He's treating it like Left 4 Dead, he's just running away and leaving us behind.
Ryan: Do we need this cube? Michael: Alright, yeah. We can get the cubes so we can all make it through here.
Michael: Alright, yeah. We can get the cubes so we can all make it through here.
Ryan: Eh! There you go. Michael: I- Except that's not what I wanna do.
Ryan: Geoff- Oh shi- Fuck!
Gavin: Whoa!
Michael: Orghhh!
[Michael laughing] Gavin: Oh! The cube went on the other side of the door!
Michael: We pushed it on the other side! Gavin: Oh! The cube went on the other side of the door!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: Wait, wait! Someone push the button.
[Gavin laughing] Michael: Someone stand on the button.
Gavin: We need the cube! Michael: Someone stand on the button.
Ryan: Where's the- Uh!
Michael: Go- Uh- Someone stand...
[Geoff and Ryan laughing] Michael: Go- Uh- Someone stand...
Michael: Someone go stand on the-
[Gavin laughing] Michael: Someone go stand on the-
Gavin: How'd it get on the other side of the door?
Michael: Fuck!
Ryan: Okay, no-no-no-no!
Ryan: [Laughs] Ah shit!
Gavin: There's, like, nine billion portals! [Geoff laughing]
Michael: Ahh! [Geoff laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: It's too many colors! [Geoff laughing]
[Ryan laughing] Michael: It's a sexual rainbow!
Gavin: AH!! [Ryan laughing] Michael: It's a sexual rainbow!
Gavin: AHHH!!! [Geoff laughing]
[Michael laughing]
Gavin: AHHhhhh!!
[Geoff laughing] Gavin: AHHhhhh!!
Michael: [Laughing] What's happening!?
Ryan: Somebody's...
Gavin: Stop!
Gavin: SAARRGHH!! [Michael laughing]
[Michael laughing]
Gavin: Ahhhh! [Michael laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
[Geoff laughing] Michael: Wh-wh-what the fuck!?
Gavin: WOOOW!!
Ryan: Whoa!
Ryan: What just happened!?
Gavin: What!?
Michael: [Laughing] See ya, guys!
[Gavin laughing]
[Michael laughing]
Ryan: Let's get the thing over here so I can get-
Gavin: Alright, alright. Put a port- Ryan: Let's get the thing over here so I can get-
Gavin: Argh!
Gavin: Put a portal above the button, right?
Ryan: Alright. Michael: We put it-
Michael: Yep.
Michael: Oh!
Gavin: Where's the...?
Michael: Put it up-
Gavin: Alright. Michael: Here, put it above the button and then the same person needs to shoot the floor.
Michael: Here, put it above the button and then the same person needs to shoot the floor.
Gavin: And then- Michael: Here, put it above the button and then the same person needs to shoot the floor.
Michael: Here, put it above the button and then the same person needs to shoot the floor.
Gavin: Yeah, no- Michael: Here, put it above the button and then the same person needs to shoot the floor.
Geoff: Alright, who's got- Who's got the- Gavin: No. So- Nudge that down there, then I'm gonna do this.
Gavin: No. So- Nudge that down there, then I'm gonna do this.
Gavin: Boop!
Gavin: Duf!
Michael: It's my head! Gavin: Get out of the way, Michael.
Ryan: Use- Gavin: Get out of the way!
Ryan: Use my portal! Michael: I can't-
Gavin: Get out of the way!! Michael: I can't, like-
Gavin: Get out of the way!! Michael: I literally can't move!
[Ryan laughing] Michael: I literally can't move!
Michael: You've trapped me!
[Ryan and Gavin laughing]
Michael: I'm not kidding! [Ryan laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Michael: No!! I'm stuck! You'll have to leave me behind!
[Geoff and Ryan laughing] Gavin: Get out of the way, Luigi!
[Michael laughing]
Geoff: Go to the left! Gavin: Get out of the way!
Michael: Go without me!
Geoff: Go left.
Geoff: Every- Everybody go left! Maybe you'll have...
Geoff: Fuck, now I'm lost.
Michael: Yeah, everyone run left.
Geoff: Everybody come left so I- Gavin: Right, G- Get that yellow portal lower down.
Gavin: Right, G- Get that yellow portal lower down.
Michael: Tell- Ryan: I- I- Fuck, I- I do, I do, I do. Okay, okay.
Gavin: Who's got yellow? Ryan: I- I- Fuck, I- I do, I do, I do. Okay, okay.
Michael: Black, run left! Gavin... Ryan: I- I- Fuck, I- I do, I do, I do. Okay, okay.
Michael: ...Keep left. Ryan: I got this. I got this. Hang on.
Ryan: Aaand... Michael: Ah, we're so boned.
Michael: I can't get out.
Ryan: There it goes, okay. Did it. Michael: I can't get out.
Gavin: Ayyy!
Gavin: We're through!
Michael: Thank Christ. Gavin: Whoo!
[Gavin begins to sing the Super Mario Bros. Theme]
Ryan: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
Michael: WAIT!! Geoff: Wait-wait-wait-wait! Ryan: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
Geoff: Where'd I go?
Gavin: Sorry. [Michael laughing]
Geoff: Wait-wait! Wait-wait-wait! No! Go left again or something!
Gavin: Alright, alright. Look, let me get- Geoff: Wait-wait! Wait-wait-wait! No! Go left again or something!
Ryan: Go left! Gavin: Alright, alright. Look, let me get- Geoff: Wait-wait! Wait-wait-wait! No! Go left again or something!
Geoff: There we go. Alright.
Ryan: Oh, wait! Wait-wait-wait-wait!
Michael: Wait! Ryan: Oh, wait! Wait-wait-wait-wait!
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Oh, let's find Michael. [Geoff laughing]
Michael: Let's find Michael. Ryan: Okay! Alright, we got everybody!
Gavin: Oh! We're back! Let's go! Ryan: Okay! Alright, we got everybody!
Michael: We did it!
Ryan: Yayyy! Gavin: Alright!
Michael: Dude, we are geniuses!
Michael: So... [Gavin singing the Super Mario Bros. Theme]
Ryan: Shit, we need another one! [Gavin singing the Super Mario Bros. Theme]
Michael: So what do we do here besides bone someone?
Ryan: What the fuck!? Michael: So what do we do here besides bone someone?
Gavin: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa!
Ryan: Why, Purple?
Gavin: Do we need the one from the other room or something?
Gavin: Oh! No, I'll tell you what, tell you what, look, just do that.
Michael: Can we...? Geoff: Just do this.
Gavin: Everyone come through my- No!
Gavin: Open the- Op-
[Michael laughing]
[Michael, Geoff and Ryan laughing]
Gavin: Alright, look-look-look! Every-
Michael: Yeah.
Gavin: Jeez!
Gavin: Everyone go through the blue portal.
Ryan: Okay.
Gavin: Dargh! Top! See that?
Ryan: There you go.
Geoff: Alright. Gavin: That's toppy tip!
Ryan: Teamwork. Michael: Look at that!
Michael: Yaaay!
Gavin: See you mofs later!
Geoff: We did it! Michael: Not just Geoff beat it! [Gavin making firework noises]
[Gavin making firework noises]
Gavin: All of us!
[Gavin making firework noises]
Michael: That is pure teamwork. [Gavin making firework noises]
Geoff: Way to catch up, guys. [Gavin making firework noises]
Michael: People are gonna use this as walkthroughs and be like, "Oh, that's how you do it!"
[Ryan laughing] Michael: People are gonna use this as walkthroughs and be like, "Oh, that's how you do it!"
Michael: People are gonna use this as walkthroughs and be like, "Oh, that's how you do it!"
Michael: "In 900 easy steps!"
Gavin: So does anybody know what the gu- The damn we're doing on this one?
Micheal: Uh.. Fuckin' be- Gavin: So does anybody know what the gu- The damn we're doing on this one?
Ryan: What's this blue thing do?
Gavin: Ohh!
Gavin: Ohhh, it's a bloody bridge!
Michael: Oh, wow.
Geoff and Ryan: Ohhhhhhhh!
Gavin: Ohh! It's a light bridge! Michael: That would make this a lot easier!
[Gavin laughing] Michael: That would make this a lot easier!
[Ryan laughing] Geoff: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Gavin laughing] Geoff: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Gavin: Look at that! Geoff: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Michael: Hang on. Oh wait.
Gavin: It's a light bridge! Michael: Hang on. Oh wait.
Michael: So... I still don't know how we get up there.
Gavin: Uhh...
Ryan: Huh.
Geoff: Do the light bridge higher?
Ryan: There you go. Geoff: Do the light bridge higher?
Michael: There you go!
Gavin: Alright, so someone- Ryan: Okay, no, yeah-yeah-yeah!
Ryan: Okay, no, yeah-yeah-yeah!
Ryan: You jump and shoot and jump and shoot...
Michael: Ohhh! Tippity!
Gavin: Teeeease that down! Michael: Ohhh! Tippity!
Gavin: Teeeease that down! Ryan: There it is.
Michael: Look at that!
Gavin: Boof!
Michael: Look at that! Geoff: Wooow!
Michael: Yeeeah! Gavin: Through we go!
Gavin: We are-
Geoff: That's amazing! Michael: All of us made it? That's teamwork!
Michael: Look at that! Wow! We're cool.
Ryan: Don't fall in the lazer.
Gavin: Alright, I got it- Nope. Michael: You're fuckin'...
Michael: Oh God! I'm not moving 'cuz someone's gonna kill me.
Gavin: Ohh!
Gavin: Oh! Uh!
Michael: I'm gonna let things happen around me.
[Gavin laughing] Geoff: Where the fuck did I go?
Geoff: Where the fuck did I go?
Gavin: Hup! Geoff: Oh, wait.
Ryan: Oh, fuck.
Gavin: Alright, hang on. If I do that... Michael: I am just standing...
Gavin: Alright, hang on. If I do that... Ryan: Oh, we backed it in the corner.
Gavin: Nope. Ryan: Oh, we backed it in the corner.
Ryan: Oh! Michael: Standing on my block of safety.
Gavin: And then... Michael: Standing on my block of safety.
Michael: Standing on my block of safety.
Ryan: Where's it- Where are we trying to go with this?
Michael: My safetyness. Ryan: Where's it- Where are we trying to go with this?
Michael: My safetyness. Gavin: Where's the block?
[Geoff laughing] Michael: You gotta- You gotta- You gotta- You guys-
Ryan: It's stuck in the portal! Michael: You gotta- You gotta- You gotta- You guys-
Gavin: Oh, it's in the wall.
[Gavin coughs]
Gavin: How about this. Ryan: Uhhhh...
Ryan: Uhhhh...
Gavin: No, how about this. Michael: You have to drop it into the lazer.
Gavin: Hoh!
Michael: Perfect!
Ryan: There we go.
Geoff: Push it. Michael: And then go, "Booooovvve!"
Michael: And then go, "Booooovvve!"
Geoff: I'm a fuckin' genius! Michael: And then go, "Booooovvve!"
Gavin: Brilliant! Michael: Yeah.
[Gavin laughing] Michael: Geoff's- Geoff yelled "Push it" at the last second!
Gavin: Geoff had it! [Laughs] Michael: Geoff's- Geoff yelled "Push it" at the last second!
Geoff: No I did it, though!
Geoff: I, uhh, pushed the portal and made it fall.
Geoff: With my strength, with my smarts!
Michael: Alright, umm...
Michael: How do we get over there?
Michael: Oh, someone has to-
Ryan: Uhh... No, go down here.
Michael: What? Ryan: Uhh... No, go down here.
Michael: Alright, now what are we doing?
Gavin: Uhh... Michael: Alright, now what are we doing?
Gavin: Then this...
Geoff: Oh, awesome! Michael: How did that happen?
Michael: Oh! The lazer beam opened it. Okay.
Ryan: You suck! Michael: Oh! The lazer beam opened it. Okay.
Gavin: How did I do that? Michael: Bye Ryan!
Michael: You- You dropped the thing the lazer beam- It was blocking the lazer.
Gavin: Ohh! 'Cos that was turning the laser off! Michael: You- You dropped the thing the lazer beam- It was blocking the lazer.
[Ryan and Gavin laughing] Michael: You- You dropped the thing the lazer beam- It was blocking the lazer.
Michael: But that opened the door, so yay! Ryan's death has freed us all!
Michael: There you go. Gavin: Alright. Okay.
Ryan: Okay.
Michael: Now... Fuckin'...
Ryan: There we go. Michael: Now... Fuckin'...
Gavin: Put the... Michael: No! It didn't...
Gavin: That's the wrong red! Ryan: Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I got this! I got it! I got it, shut up.
Ryan: Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, I got this! I got it! I got it, shut up.
Michael: You're gonna drop it right back on itself, aren't ya?
Gavin: I forgot Ryan's using the one- One buttoned mouse!
Ryan: Fuck! [Michael laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Yeah, it doesn't work, by the way. [Geoff laughing]
Michael: It choose- Ryan: Goddammit!
Michael: It chooses to work whenever it wants. [Gavin laughing]
Michael: It chooses to work whenever it wants. [Geoff laughing]
Michael: It chooses to work whenever it wants. [Geoff and Gavin laughing]
Ryan: There we go!
Gavin: Ayy!
Geoff: Ohh! Michael: A second mouse.
Michael: Okay, now...
Gavin: Wait! Wait! AOOHH!!
[Ryan laughing] Gavin: Wait! Wait! AOOHH!!
[Ryan and Geoff laughing]
Gavin: Wh- Why would you do that!? [Geoff laughing]
[Ryan laughing]
Gavin: God!
Ryan: Alright.
Geoff: Alright.
Gavin: Who's gone- Who's on yellow? [Michael laughing]
Ryan: I can't.
Gavin: God's sake. [Michael laughing]
Gavin: Put it anywhere else!
Gavin: Just anywhere except where it is!
[Michael laughing]
[Geoff laughing]
Michael: Shoot the floor with it. [Geoff laughing]
Ryan: There you go.
Gavin: Did- Wha- What'd you mean, "There you go?"
Michael: You're moving. Gavin: Did- Wha- What'd you mean, "There you go?"
Gavin: There what goes?
Ryan: I moved it about 2 microns to the right.
Micheal: Shoot it- Geoff: Yeah, he moved it. Ryan: I moved it about 2 microns to the right.
Michael: Shoot the floor, Ryan.
Gavin: Alright, hang on. Ryan: There is no-
Michael: Down where the lazer is! Geoff: Where's he gonna shoot it?
Ryan: I can't shoot it down there. Gavin: Alright, I got it! I got it! I got it!
Michael: yeah, right there. Gavin: Alright, I got it! I got it! I got it!
Gavin; Everyone shut up! Everyone shut-
Gavin: Uh!
Gavin: Hang on. Everyone t- Mm.
Michael: "Everyone shut up."
Michael: Get back to the right. So... 'Cuz when he hits that, that door's gonna close.
Gavin: Huh! Michael: Get back to the right. So... 'Cuz when he hits that, that door's gonna close.
Geoff: Ohh! Michael: Get back to the right. So... 'Cuz when he hits that, that door's gonna close.
Ryan: Do it. Michael: Get back to the right. So... 'Cuz when he hits that, that door's gonna close.
Ryan: Do it. Geoff: Ohhhh! Michael: Get back to the right. So... 'Cuz when he hits that, that door's gonna close.
Geoff: Ohhhhh!
Gavin: Heh!
Michael: Boop!
[Gavin laughs]
Michael: Alright, now... Gavin: Ohhh!
Michael: Alright, now... Gavin: But I'm locked out!
Michael: Now, you need to jump, land over there, and get rid of the cube.
Gavin: Oh. Geoff: Yep.
Michael: And have fun doing that 'cuz you know we're leaving you behind.
Gavin: Could someone, uhh... Michael: And have fun doing that 'cuz you know we're leaving you behind.
Gavin: Could someone let my thing...?
Gavin: Can someone open that?
Geoff: Uhhhhhh... Ryan: Y'know, if we'd been smart...
Michael: Ahhhh... Geoff: Uhhhhhh... Ryan: Y'know, if we'd been smart...
Ryan: Ah, fuck, this is the end of the level!
Gavin: HAHH!!! Ryan: Ah, fuck, this is the end of the level!
Ryan: Look, it's the end of the level, right here!
Gavin: Oh. Ryan: Look, it's the end of the level, right here!
Gavin: Well... Alright, bye guys!
[Micheal laughing] Gavin: Well... Alright, bye guys!
[Micheal and Geoff laughing]
Michael: We wasted all that time, Goddammit!
Gavin: See you all in the next level! Michael: We wasted all that time, Goddammit!
Gavin: I thought we were meant to come as a team?
Michael: Yeah, well... I mean, this is faster.
Geoff: Yeah, well. Michael: Yeah, well... I mean, this is faster.
Ryan: There's no 'U' in 'team'.
Ryan: There's no 'U' in 'team'. [Michael sings the Super Mario Bros. Theme]
[Michael sings the Super Mario Bros. Theme]
[Fart noise]