- Today we're going to show you
some crazy expensive stuff you'll never need.
- Let's talk about that.
(upbeat music)
Good mythical morning.
- There's a website that caters exclusively
to the most exclusive of exclusive people.
It's the what's what for who's who
and it's call Hammacher Schlemmer.
- Hmm, never heard of that.
- But the rich people who use it
call it Hammacher Schlemmer.
Hammacher Schlemmer, now you know it.
- Hammacher Schlemmer.
- We thought what better way to talk about
the most luxurious gifts in the world
than to dress Chase up like gator.
It's time for less than or gator than.
- [Link] Hammacher Schlemmer edition.
- Welcome to the Good Mythical Swamp.
I'm your host slash swamp guide, Rhett McLaughlin.
Let's bring in our first contestant, Link Neal.
Link Neal, come on down.
- I'm already down.
- Oh, hello. - Hi.
- Welcome to the swamp.
- Thank you.
- There's skeeters.
Okay, as you can see, - Get this.
- We have a real life gator in the studio today.
He hasn't killed anyone over 100 lbs
so you've got nothing to worry about.
Only pets so far.
Here's how this is gonna work.
I'm gonna present to you two options
that come from the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog,
you will place Chase's snout towards
the one you think is gator than
and then we will reveal both of them.
If you are right, Chase will eat the money
that holds the price and if you are wrong,
you will eat the money that has the price.
- Eat the money. - Eat the money.
- Not keep the money.
- Eat the money.
You have one life line, it's a gator-aid.
I will actually reveal one of the prices
and if you get three correct,
you get what's in the mystery box or a dollar.
Are you ready?
- Okay, do I have to eat the dollar?
- Possibly, that's an option.
- I'm ready.
- Okay Mr. Neal, here are your first two items.
First up we have the selfie drone.
This smart phone controlled drone captures
and shares stunning first person photos
and helps you record bucket list adventures,
party hi-jinx or daily happenings on the fly.
The selfie drone is great for people who love technology,
but love themselves even more.
And we also have the best children's ATM bank machine.
The best children's ATM bank machine
lets young account holders use their own ATM card
and interact via a push button control panel.
With the best children's ATM bank machine,
you can tell the tooth fairy to suck it.
- Don't add the motion.
- That was you know, for emphasis.
Which one is gator than.
- Selfie drone, well first of all,
that woman doesn't not need a selfie drone.
With a strong jaw like that,
you do not need the high angle of a selfie drone.
- Oh wow.
- She's got a jaw going on.
- She does.
- Could cause head injuries,
but I think in order to purchase this,
you would already have a head injury.
- Ooh, really.
- I would not put my money in this.
I'm tempted to buy that, but I think in order to,
I don't know, in order for this to work with real money,
it's gotta be high dollar.
- Okay.
- You know, so I'm thinking that
this ATM machine is gator than.
- Okay, gator.
Do you see how docile he was?
- He's so gentle.
- [All] $69.95.
- [Rhett] And $29
- What?
- $229.95. - Drones are cheap these days.
- Link, eat.
Which one does he eat?
- I eat this?
- It doesn't matter which one you eat.
- Is it edible? - Yeah.
It's paper man, paper can't hurt you.
- It smells like vinyl.
- Yeah, go for it.
Just put the whole thing in your mouth.
Just ball it up.
We have found that balling up the money
and eating it all at once is the best method.
- It does dissolve pretty quickly.
You could have gotten the flavored kind, boss.
- Oh look at him go, he's like an ATM machine in reverse.
How is it? - Needs salt.
- Your next two items.
We have the climbing wall treadmill.
This climbing wall treadmill is a vertical treadmill
that has a continuous revolving face
letting climbers scale to the height of Mt. Everest.
With a climbing wall treadmill,
you'll get caught between a rock and a rock hard abs place.
- That's totally safe, I'm sure.
- And the seven person tricycle.
The seven person tricycle is the only tricycle
that accommodates seven adults.
Each seat has a set of peddles
that riders operate simultaneously.
Hop on to the seven person tricycle,
aren't you tri-curious?
(laughter)
- Both of these are great.
This one is really crazy.
- Yeah, I mean this one makes sense on some levels.
- This is something you'd see in
the basement of like Silver Spoons.
You remember that guy?
- Seven dwarves would be all over that though.
I mean can you see them on it.
- No, I know what would happen here.
My family would be like oh let's get that.
And then I'd be the only one peddling.
Period.
- Yeah, I've done that at Venus Beach.
- Yeah, which direction does it go in?
But that is awesome.
- Which one is gator than.
- This one is obviously motorized, which adds cost.
This one is self motorized, which is personal cost.
Man this is tough, I was so off last time.
- You have a gator-aid for one of these rounds, Link.
You can reveal the price of one of the items.
- Oh. - Keep that in mind.
One time.
- I just thought I got to drink a Gatorade.
- Nope, not a sponsor.
- I want to save it because, man,
even though this looks crazy, I think this costs more.
Because of the motorized parts.
- Okay, Chase gator, reveal the price.
$9,950 and $20,000.
- What? Why am I so wrong?
- Yeah $20,000!
Think about the money you'll save on gas.
- It's just a welded bike.
- Eat it Link, eat it!
- Well, I'm buying one of those, man.
- Eat it.
Well okay, Link, just keep in mind while you're eating that,
that if you do not get the last three correct,
you don't get what's in the mystery box, I do.
- And I get sick.
- Yeah, how many of those you think you can take?
- No more.
- Okay, next up we have a hot tub boat.
This is an electric boat with a hot tub
built right into it's deck.
It fits six adult bathers.
With a hot tub boat, you'll be saying yeah buoy.
- I keep thinking that I'm winning these.
Like whenever you show it to me,
I'm like, I could win this.
- You can't, you can not win it.
We also have the self-contained hootenanny.
This self-contained hootenanny is
an autonomous mechanical band
with 17 instruments built right into its oak cabinet.
Once you've listened to this self-contained hootenanny,
you'll forget all about Hoot-enanny and the Blowfish.
(laughter)
Remember them? No you don't.
- One can not simply contain a hootenanny.
- Oh, hmm.
- I do not want this, but I do want that.
That's like Real World, Boat Edition.
- My question is, where are the controls?
- Who needs controls when it's a hot tub?
I think you just swim around
and who cares, man that's awesome.
- My fear is that the controls are somewhere in the area
and you gotta watch out when you're driving that sucker.
When you six adults in there.
- I mean how could a boat, not cost more
than whatever a hootenanny is?
- Yeah, right, that's what you would think.
- Gator than.
- Okay, reveal.
$42,000 for the hot tub boat.
And the self-contained hootenanny is $54,000.
- No! No!
- Link, I'm not - No!
- I'm not taking you shopping with me.
- No!
- Eat it, Link.
- No! - Oh, gosh.
You're real bad at this.
Okay Link, you're O for three,
but because I've got a big heart,
I'm gonna say if you get the last two right,
you can still have what's in the mystery box.
- Thank you, Rhett.
And in my defense, the pricing is stupid.
This is all ridiculously stupid.
- We've got the Finnish grill house.
Made from Finnish pine, this authentic grill house
replicates the all season back yard cooking huts
found throughout Scandinavia and accommodates ten adults.
- Wow.
- With the Finnish grill house,
you'll finishing your dinner in style.
We also have the celebrity robotic avatar.
This adult size celebrity robotic avatar,
is the only robot ever to be admitted
into the Screen Actor's Guild.
It has appeared in movies, TV, music videos
and entertained royalty world wide.
His life like movement, smooth dance moves,
and engaging personality add
celebrity star power to any event.
The celebrity robotic avatar.
I thought it was a joke, but it's not.
- First of all, the scale can't be right.
This is photo shopped.
- It is, I saw a video.
- He's not that big. - He is that big.
- He's that big?
- He's got a big personality too.
- And he's not a celebrity robot.
What movie has this robot been in?
- I'm not sure.
- Maybe that's it.
He is a great actor.
I haven't recognized him in any of the movies he's been in.
- He's been playing humans, okay.
- He's like Daniel Day Lewis of robots.
- I doubt it.
- Does the Finnish grill house cost more
because there's an extra L in grill?
Or is that just a typo?
- That's how they spell grill in Scandinavia.
- No it's not. - Yeah it is.
- Not it's not.
- They add Ls cause it's so cold.
- Listen, just say that your show has a typo.
- Grilllll
- Just say it, man.
This is a racket.
- Link, I can reveal the price.
Again, you suck at this game.
Remember, you have a gator-aid.
- Give me the gator-aid for this.
- Okay, reveal the price of the celebrity robotic avatar.
- $345,000? - $345,000.
And this is a small hut that holds ten people.
Just take that into account.
- There's no freakin' way that anything
that I can think of anywhere costs more
than this celebrity robotic avatar.
- Okay, here we go.
- Gator than.
- Okay, Chase, reveal the other price.
Link, you got one right!
You got one right!
You can do it.
- I can.
- That means Chase has to eat the price.
- [Link] Eat it, buddy.
There you go, there you go.
Bring it all in.
- [Rhett] Look at that.
- Keep going.
- This is the only way we feed the gator.
- Right into the uvula.
- Usually people are a little bit better at the game
and the gator gets more sustenance,
but he's been starving.
- He's been hungry, sorry.
- We're gonna have to feed him a poodle after this.
Okay Link, final round.
You gotta get this right to get what's in the mystery box.
- Yes sir.
- Or the dollar.
We've got the submarine sports car.
Inspired by the submarine Lotus driven
by James Bond in The Spy Who Loved Me,
this submarine sports car is the only car
that navigates underwater and across land.
With the submarine sports car,
you can drown your mid-life crisis and possibly yourself.
(laughter)
Also, we've got the Wild West town amusement park.
This Wild West amusement park is a fully operational town
built in Northwestern Illinois in 1979.
It has 14 buildings and features a working steam locomotive,
a 12 person silver mine themed roller coaster,
a hand cranked powered cart track,
and a carousel centered in the town square.
Finally, a place to put your self-contained hootenanny.
Enticing.
- You buy this, but you can't move it.
It's not like it's delivered to you.
- You've gotta go to Illinois.
But hey, it's Illinois.
- Pretty great, right. - That's right.
- I've been there. - Yeah.
- Land of Lincoln.
I think Willie Nelson has one of these on his land.
- He does, outside of Austin.
- Yeah. - Haven't been there.
Willie, still waiting on the invitation.
- Submarine sports car.
What? - Yep, exactly.
- This is tough.
I'm just flabbergasted that that exists.
- But there's a lot of features
in that Wild West amusement park.
- You know I think down there where you drive
that thing around, they use GPS waves.
- Oh, I get it.
- GPS waves. - I understand.
- Dap. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- But here, what do you use here.
- Tokens.
- Here's the thing.
You said something that makes me think
I'm getting the mystery box.
This has a locomotive.
This is basically an underwater locomotive.
But this is a locomotive plus the town.
- Don't underestimate the technology of the sports car.
- And a merry-go-round.
- Okay. It's your world.
- I'm going with submarine car.
- You sure?
- This is a whole town.
- Yeah you're right, it probably has a car.
- Gator than.
- Okay, reveal the Wild West amusement park price.
Seven million dollars. - Yeah.
Ain't no way that's seven million dollars.
- Two million dollars. - Yeah.
Eat it, gator, eat it.
And you know what.
- As Chase eats that, Link, you get to make a choice.
- You know what, I'll take...
- I gotta hold my microphone, you won't be able to hear me.
Do you want what's in the mystery box or the dollar?
- Give me that dollar, mystery box.
All right.
- Link, those are the sound pulsing LED rave glasses.
The only thing we could afford from the catalog.
Because they were on sale.
- Are they working?
- There's a switch.
Oh, there it goes.
Look at that, whoa, look at that.
He's at a rave in Illinois.
- Hey come to my Wild West town,
I'll show you around in my submersible car.
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