[ "Oxy Moronic" by NOFX plays ]
♪ I've been called an Oxy Moron ♪
♪ Because I question which drugs the war's on ♪
♪ Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on ♪
♪ The healers have become the harmers ♪
♪ They're just Pharmaceutical Pharmers ♪
♪ What we used to call dealers ♪
♪ We now call doctors ♪
♪ I might be a CDCynic ♪
♪ 'Cause that crack house is now called a clinic ♪
♪ It's time they change the name of the oath to the hippocritic ♪
♪ Or the parasitic ♪
♪ It isn't Adderall-truistic ♪
♪ By overprescribing ♪
♪ How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring ♪
♪ I'll throw a Prozacuzation ♪
♪ With a sub-Ketamine-ing ♪
♪ They'll say my fears are Quaaludicrous ♪
♪ And should be Ativanishing ♪
♪ With every Demeraltercation ♪
♪ They'll have a good Xanaxplanation ♪
♪ You're just Cialistrated cuz we made your dick deflated ♪
♪ It's Oxy Moronic It's Oxy Moronic ♪
♪ It should be the doctors getting busted ♪
♪ For their Klonopinions we trusted ♪
♪ We're not the sinners they're the ones who served us the Vicodinners ♪
♪ I don't wanna be an alarmist ♪
♪ But in that harmacy there's a harmocist ♪
♪ And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists ♪
♪ It's Oxy Moronic It's Oxy Moronic ♪
♪ It's Oxy Moronic ♪
♪ Don't think that I Ambien crazy ♪
♪ The Medical Industrial Complex ♪
♪ Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come because of Percosex ♪
♪ How can we Hydrocondone ♪
♪ Their blatant misconduct ♪
♪ They don't care for patients, they care about pushing product ♪
♪ Are you Oxy Moronic for wanting your daily Chronic ♪
♪ And making your mom's house hydroponic, you're Oxy Moronic ♪
♪ I've been called an Oxy Moron ♪
♪ For getting my metaphor on ♪
♪ Linoleum is the floor I'm on, I'm an Oxy Moron ♪
♪ It's time to be alarmed, we're not being healed ♪
♪ We're being harmed ♪
♪ Our country's being Phactory Pharmed, it's Oxy Moronic ♪
♪ It's time to sound the alarma, we can't put our faith in Karma ♪
♪ We got a common enemy they're called Big Pharma ♪
♪ And it's Oxy Moronic ♪
♪ It's all Oxy Moronic ♪
[male in voiceover] Oxy Moronic should be used as directed.
You should call your doctor if you experience pubic hair growth on your face or neck.
In rare cases, Oxy Moronic has been known to cause patients to regain unconsciousness,
take both sides of an argument and polygamy.
Other side effects may include a sexual attraction to windows,
eyeball growth, trash can envy, tongue expansion,
considering yourself the most interesting person in the room,
spinal retraction, subtle driving, a frowny smile,
pigeon coupon collecting, and playing basketball.
In more severe cases, some patients have experienced,
sharting as a daily ritual, obsession with average results,
liking people you never did before, clown fighting, and growth of extra holes.
Ask your doctor about Oxy Moronic today.