- Nobody's gonna believe it though, right?
I mean, when somebody says it's mutual, I'm like,
"It's never really mutual."
- Isn't it, though?
- Isn't it what?
Mutual?
- Yeah.
- When's your flight, again?
It's the only thing we can do.
- Well, we can wait like a month or two and then
just reconsider. - No.
I've done long distance before.
It made us hate each other.
I don't want us to hate each other.
Maybe I'll visit in August.
- Oh, that would be amazing!
- On the other hand,
maybe it'll be easier if we don't see each other.
- This job better be awesome
- You made the right choice.
(cell phone vibrates)
- Hello.
Yes, this is Michael.
Oh.
Well, I'm thrilled to hear that.
No, no, I'm not in town right now,
but I will start making plans at the end of the semester.
I'm looking forward to it.
- Congratulations.
- I am not gonna miss the pee pee sheets though.
- Shut up.
It's a mattress cover.
Stop. - What it is this?
- You're making it worse.
- Aw, it's cute.
- No, it's embarrassing.
♫ Come on back here
♫ Won't ya
♫ I know that you are full of doubt
♫ I'm pretty sure that we can sort it out ♫
Maybe I should I get a new one I have to bring in
some new guy home.
- Why would you say that?
- I'm sorry.
That was...
- It's okay.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I got it. - No.
Come on. Let me get this. - Nope.
Tradition.
- Ah, jeez.
I left my wallet at home.
- I got, I have, like,
three bucks cash in my pocket. - How could you?
- I'm so sorry. I'm such an idiot.
Please.
I'm a modern day woman.
I could treat a dude on a date.
It's a good way to see if men are uncomfortable
with strong women, actually.
- I am not looking forward to dating.
- Ugh. Dating's the worst.
- All you have to do is follow Candice to a party again.
- Hi!
- Hi.
- I'm supposed to distract you while they flirt.
- Oh, okay.
Are you actually supposed to distract me,
or is this just a pickup line?
I'm very confused.
- No, I'm, I'm supposed to distract you.
- Oh, okay.
Fair enough. - But I did just hear
the worst pickup line, if you're interested.
- I apologize. Yes, I would love to hear this.
- Here goes.
Excuse me.
That is your color.
- Gray?
- Gray. It's ridiculous. - Okay. Sure.
I mean, like, it looks gray.
No, but it's more of, like, a chartreause or, like, magenta.
That might be it. - A chartreu...
- Uber's here.
- All right.
(kiss sound)
Text me when you land.
Safe flight.
Honk.
- Did you just honk my nose?
- Honk.
- I love you.
- I love you too.
(relaxing guitar music)
Honk.
- Honk.
♫ And I try to listen to my gut
♫ But I don't have much to say
♫ Oh, tell me how do I sort this out anyway
♫ And it doesn't feel right like this
♫ And I start to try
♫ And I fear that I will miss
♫ Oh, come on back here
♫ Won't ya
♫ I know that you are full of doubt
♫ But I'm pretty sure
♫ That we can sort it out ♫
- It's just so sad what's happening over there.
- Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm.
(drum music)
You don't know the half of it.
(smooth instrumental music)