- Whoa, this is bigger than I thought it was gonna be.
- I've seen my mom use one of these.
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- Is this a spider sac?
- Packing peanuts.
- I assume you stick your fingers in them.
- That's what I was thinking.
It's kinda hard.
- (Daniel) It is surprising harder than it seems like it would be.
- I thought it was gonna be a lot softer.
- It's got like a shell to it.
- It's called the T zone, like what do we, how do we?
- (React) So they suggest you start around your nose,
and then like build outwards.
- Oh, I do not wanna see what's on there, Brian.
- Like this?
- Oh, okay, this makes sense.
'Cause I know people get oily around their noses.
- Oh my God, yeah, I am gross right now.
- And this is what BTS does, right?
I'm gonna look like them now?
- Yeah, that's just, perfect skin. - I want that youthful look.
- Are you supposed to be gentle with it?
I'm like shoving this onto my face.
- Wow, so my face is dirty, apparently.
- Yeah, yeah, we out here. We out here just dirty.
- I am a dirty boy. - Me too, apparently.
(Andy laughs)
- It's definitely getting dirtier.
- The cotton ball's white, and it's a different color now.
- Right? (both laugh)
- Look at all that, came right off my face.
(laughs)
- My face is very, it is much softer.
- My cheeks are definitely like softer.
- I did not feel my face after. - Oh, my nose is...
- My nose is so smooth right now.
- I can kinda feel like where it is that I rubbed it,
that it's like a little bit tighter, I would say, I guess.
- Yeah, it's a little softer, for sure.
- Yeah.
- I definitely scrubbed some [censored] off.
- Oh yeah. - Oh yeah, actually!
- (laughs) Baby soft.
- Yeah, it's actually real soft, surprisingly.
- Oh boy.
- This is like Gak.
- Is this Venom?
- (Derek) You go ahead and...
- This is gonna get everywhere.
- Oh my God. - I think I put too much.
- I don't know, I'm trying to figure that out myself.
- We'll do a test area. - Too close to the eyes.
- Oh my God, I'm gonna need that phone.
I'm gonna need that phone. I don't know what's going on here.
- I'm just feeling it out.
- Oh boy, that is cold.
- I'm doing way too much, and I know it.
- Well, I love sparkling water, so it just makes sense
that I would put this on my face too.
- (Kenneth) Yeah, why not, right? - Carbonated face.
- Oh wow, I was doing a horrible job.
- Yeah, me too. (laughs)
- I can't really feel anything yet.
- It like tickles, a little bit.
- Oh wait, nope, now I can kinda feel something.
I can feel it starting to like tingle a little bit.
- This is like, it's like foaming.
- It is kinda foaming. - It's like foaming up.
- It does feel like, oh my God.
- Oh wow, oh wow, that's a lot of foam, oh my God.
- Oh yeah, you're definitely bubbling up,
you're definitely foaming up.
- Is it working? Oh, okay.
- I can hear bubbles every time I press into it.
- You didn't warn me it would be ticklish.
- (laughs) Yeah my nose, oh my God, my nose.
- Oh my God, okay. - Okay, so how do we take it off?
Like when do we, do we just like peel it off?
Or do we like wash it off?
- (React) No, you guys will have to wash it off.
- It's like somebody's tickling me with a feather.
(both laugh)
- This is the softest my skin has been
in, I have no idea how long.
- It's taken off like 10 years. (both laugh)
- It's so smooth!
- My face feels amazing after that last one.
- This cheek feels way better than this cheek.
- (laughs) Like...
- This feels a little dryer.
I obviously need to put on moisturizer,
but this one feels super soft.
- Yeah, like my nose feels super nice. My cheeks feel really nice.
That one I'll take home. - Yeah, that one feels really good.
- I'll take that one to the bank.
That one I would use. - I think that one works for sure.
- I just wanna make out with the box.
- Why does it have tweezers?
- Strawberry lip mask with collagen.
- It looks like a Fruit By The Foot.
- I'm just shoving a Fruit Roll Up on my face right now.
- Okay.
- Am I beautiful?
- I feel like this looks hilarious though.
This is like, this is, I'm not gonna talk.
(Brian laughs)
- I look kinda angry. - (Brian) Mm-hmm.
(Derek laughs)
- This is the best I can do.
- This is really weird.
(Brian laughs)
- Mm-hmm! (both laugh)
- This is not sticking. - Oh my God.
That did not go that well.
- Aw, it tastes horrible on my lips, ugh!
- I was hoping it was like one of those sticky hands
where you just throw it and it'll stick on the wall.
- This is a weirder one, for sure.
- This part itself is just so weird.
- I mean, it feels like I put like a really weak layer of ChapStick.
- Moist, and a little sticky, a little bit.
- Yeah.
- It's cool, but, I mean, ChapStick.
(both laugh)
- Is this supposed to keep your neck from folding out or something?
- This looks like a jockstrap for your face. (laughs)
- This is like a back brace but for your double chin.
- I feel like I'm getting dental surgery,
with some facial reconstruction right now.
- Are you telling me that K-Pop groups actually use these things?
(bell rings)
- So I assume, we just strap this on.
- We didn't do step one.
- We already washed our faces.
- We didn't throw any sulfuric acid directly into our face.
- My head is way too big for this.
- Ow, that kinda hurts! - Mm-hmm.
This is weird. - (Carlos) Ow!
- Oh, this is, oh, this hurts!
- I feel like I'm wrestling right now. - Ooh, yeah, okay.
Yeah. (laughs) This feels...
- My jaw already feels tighter. - Yeah.
- It feels like someone's choking me. (both laugh)
- This is real tight, oh my God.
- Yeah, do they sell this in an XXL?
- Not gonna get the full, oh my God, that's so relieving.
- How long are you supposed to wear this?
- (React) So it says 30 minutes to one hour.
- Hell no! - No, I don't have time for that.
- Yeah, I'm good on this one.
- Yeah, that's gonna be no for me.
- It looks like balls. Oh no way.
That looks like a [censored] and balls.
- I was gonna say he just gave us a dildo.
- Whoa, this is bigger than I thought it was gonna be.
- Alright, this is supposed to vibrate,
or does it just roll on your face?
- Wait it actually is like, it actually shakes and stuff?
- (React) No it doesn't.
- Oh okay. - Oh okay, I definitely thought
that this was a button that you turn it on.
- I was fooled by that too, I thought it was gonna like eh!
- You know what, the worse part is I've seen my mom use one of these.
(Derek laughs)
- She's putting it on her boob. (laughs)
- Did somebody put this on their boob before I put it on my face?
- Oh, breast enlargement.
Ooh, this is some magical [censored] here.
- Hmm, oh, I think it just like
massages your tendons and your muscles.
- My favorite part is that it says it eliminates redundant fat.
- I can see roller-wise how it is that it's supposed to...
- Oh, it's, you feel the pinch? - If you do it against your jawline.
- Do you feel it? Like it kinda pinches!
- It doesn't really pinch, but you can tell how it's like,
supposed to move it around up here, you know what I mean?
- Oh, okay, I get why it didn't do it.
- Yeah?
- I mean it certainly feels odd.
This is like I'm rubbing a [censored] and balls all over my face.
- Oh, there's even more instructions that we missed.
- Imagine you just bring this out in public,
and people are like are you just rubbing a [censored]
and balls on your face?
I'm just like yeah, I am. - Uh huh, and?
- It's waterproof, crazy. - Wow, awesome.
- Solar... How is this a solar panel?
I don't understand.
It's just reflecting everything.
- Feels pretty darn good. You can do it on your back, too.
- Oh yeah. - Yeah.
- Ooh yup, right there, right there,
this is where it's at. - I'm not mad at this.
- This is, I'm not, yeah. I'm like, I am not at all using this
to firm up or tone my face, I'm using this
after every shift that I have at work
to just get rid of the stress in my neck.
- Oh yeah.
- Oh, this is, oh yeah. This is about here.
Like whatever this line is, it works.
- This is probably just a neck massager.
- Yeah, this is just like a stress reliever kinda deal.
Like that's it.
- It's like perfectly formed for your neck,
so that way it like massages the muscles on your neck.
But as far as everything else goes, I'm a little skeptical.
- I'm taking this home.
- He tells us later, it's a sex toy, guys.
(both laugh) Woops!
- (both) Ooh! - Yeah!
- That's just cool.
I don't think this will do anything, but this feels cool.
- I bet after arm day, or leg day,
this will feel real good.
- Ooh! - Forget the gym.
This [censored] feels great, and it removes fat.
What else could you need?
- It looks like Play-Doh.
Or not Play-Doh, slime. - It looks like a symbiote.
- It's like all up right here right now, and it's, ugh...
- Yeah, right here.
- I'm not trying to, I'm not! (both laugh)
- If I weren't so lazy, I would do it again.
- I don't need my lips any bigger than they already are.
(laughs)