join [ __ ] you're an [ __ ] hi guys
and today Rosie and I are gonna play
would you rather so I've got a list of
questions that I have from you guys and
also my own personal brand of question
so we met up with grace Helbig and a
many Umrah ha and Hannah Hart and we had
a really good time together and everyone
yeah but anything together and you know
did a lot of walking in if anything it
was me and Hannah Hart the hug the
connection so I just okay okay I think
she gave you her hat because she felt
sorry for you at the end because I mean
her go long so well I mean grace were
pretty good time that's fun was she she
cradled she's got boyfriends well have
you ever seen him so we hung out it was
great making videos really lovely people
early a little to lovely actually
suspicious of Loveland viciously nice
and we also hang out with Sarah who was
Hannah Hart's manager as well oh they're
part of my family now
I'm going to start off with some pretty
serious questions and then I'm gonna end
up the ones I've developed myself okay
excuse me
okay I've got a good one skeet you okay
excuse me would you rather know the date
you're going to die or know the date the
person you love the most the date
feminist say at the date of the person
ready
I don't expect it to be grammatically
correct okay let me let me think about
this so the person I love the most would
be Flynn and so today I'm gonna die okay
I
the date I'm gonna date you're going to
start yeah yeah because I could live
every day like you know if I was gonna
have a bad headline I've only got 80 400
days left or whatever the thing you
should know about Rosie is whenever we
play this game which is given two
choices she can't just pick she has to
ration like all of them to such detail
the game becomes unfunny
haha but yeah I'd say me because even if
I knew when you were gonna die or Flynn
was gonna die or my mom's come to I just
maybe good would it would you rather eat
a cake and sit on a dick or eat a dick
and sit on a cake what both sound quite
fun ah eat a cake and sit on a dick so
your finger I didn't write the word six
okay it where if I think it is the
conventional place right okay just sits
the word um so
how's the dick got any sti's again oh I
don't want to eat the dick if it's got
like it's not listed under the criteria
of this particular scenario
hey I'd probably at the moment I rather
eat the dick just I don't want to get
pregnant so I'd sell the cake and then
you could eat the cake afterwards and
everyone's happy not everyone's happy
everyone's happy we drug reset the deck
right there was a horrible game it was
your idea
it was your ideas your idea if your
mother and girlfriend switch bodies and
the only way to switch them back was to
have fully conscious lights on sex with
them who would you rather [ __ ] so you
could have sex to me but I'm your mum in
your mum's body of your mum but she's in
my body
I'm so glad I asked you this question
right do you know what I'm going to do
I'm going to have sex with you and my
mum's body enclose my provoking eye
because you know it's because you know
it's not your mom yeah she'll never know
but like look at this body just let me
know
horribly graphic fluffy which would you
rather give up for the rest of your life
overall sex or cheese remember no cheese
means no pizza reality already in my
world because I've already given up
cheese so I've proven that you can give
up cheese and live websites okay fine
I'll take the sex but I'm going to miss
my cheese I'm going to move about it
until the day I die and by that time you
and what I have sex with anyway so then
do I have permission to moan about
missing cheese no would you rather begin
every sentence with listen up dumbass or
end every sentence with I'm just kidding
listen up dumbass sometimes I'm not
kidding for example for example which
would you rather write me go listen up
dumbass I want you to marry me
or would you want me to go I want you to
marry me I'm just kidding so crazy I
have written down my own questions and
try and keep your answers as concise as
possible okay question number one from
my personal would you rather list yes I
have written them myself today when I
was at work okay push one
would you rather kiss Tim Helbig on the
mouth knowing that you're both repulsed
by it or tell grace Helbig you gave her
dog an infection kissing the Helbig on
the lips because I'm not actually
repulsed by it he's gay but I'm not so I
just get in their thoughts about that
okay would you rather tell jenna Marbles
that you ran over her dog or tell
Jennifer Lopez she was dying which dog
is her one of them um I'd rather towel
JLo that she's dying I just like
wouldn't want to hurt jenna Marbles
and in a way yeah would you rather win a
drinking competition against mamrie Hart
knowing you are going to die as a result
or live a life sporting Sarah Jessica
Parker's ex wort which spoke even when
it wasn't spoken to died after beating
mamrie Hart showing again is it next war
it's an export what what okay this is
what I don't get right this is what I
don't get right she had that wart all
throughout her career why would you have
it like all like she how old is she now
she's gotta be like nearly 50 you with
her luggage like why would she have that
all for her career and then at the end
like sex and cities no longer then have
her wart removed like why didn't you get
it done sooner like I don't understand
as soon as ID Awards on my face and get
that cut off like why does she wait like
it was just growing would you rather be
a muted Zach Galifianakis right or a
laughing urinal now let me just walk you
through this one right he's not funny if
he's not me although we could do if he's
new although it could do physical comedy
also if you're a laughing urinal you can
stand there and laugh at the size of
people's manhood right can I talk for
georgous laugh as a urine you just love
but this is the thing right if zach
galifianakis is mute that he's not an
answer so it's just nobody's it's just
like a person
so then what yeah but you can still do
people think Oh baby urinal need to get
every time okay would you rather be a
two-headed Tina Fey or faceless Justin
Bieber who had a Tina Fey that's nice as
funny
you're right Weiss is hotter so right so
right okay here we go don't look please
oh [ __ ] faceless Justin Bieber's just
all these different haircuts
would you rather howl every time you
orgasmed or orgasm every time a dog
barked oh I know
um this stuff at home you just dip them
now just because you need a physical
effect they have a new moment presence
that's the question right would you be
turned off if I how drawing it would
take some getting used to
you'd love that but I think I mean I'd
like growl and bark beforehand you want
to have a pet dog with you at some point
which would mean like lots of orgasms or
times it would and you'd end up looking
the dog more than me and then yeah but
the dog I really like on orgasmic bliss
yeah but you might be psychologically
conditioned to get turned on by dogs
every time you see them and that would
be an issue in it but surely if you
asleep or me and every time I orgasm I
sounded like a dog howling you
dissociate orgasms with dogs
Shh Ana [ __ ] I would rather how like a
dog because I think a lot people would
find that kinky back to my own personal
questions I don't look at the screen
please you can't think ahead okay
either way would you rather be the face
of a bad serial or Reese Witherspoon's
spoon
what Shem use at once no that's a spoon
yeah but you have many spoons in the
drawer so I'd be like live in a drawer
it's a one spoon if I'm the face of a
bad serial what you mean just my picture
on Syria your picture representing a bad
cereal or I can [ __ ] yeah because face
about you around I don't even eat cereal
what if the cereal brand was homophobic
I wasn't in the thing or if the spoon
was homophobe the spoons not homophobic
how do you know because I need the
budgets in the drawer what if a knives
and forks are homophobic against the
spoons for being different because
they're rounded not sharp
not even like you hear would you rather
do bets Porter or Piper Chapman
as a win/win net water and me here would
you rather do and the stone room Watson
these are so boring I have a second one
someone through that I involve senior
attending the function why do you think
I didn't pick a bad one I'm a stone or
Emma Watson Emma Stone
would you rather change gender every
time you sneezed or not be able to tell
the difference between a muffin and a
baby here we go miss you want me to say
the muffin or the baby I'm not gonna do
that and what was your change gender
every time you sneeze so it's knees me
man I'll take it but that means you'll
be stopped for a man for a while until
the next time you sneeze my mind is made
okay I do all sorts a threesome with a
fan or get married in matching Paisley
wedding dresses what the pay's we had a
discussion on Paisley not that the other
day - remember I sell like the woman's
skirt and said it's a horrible pattern
it looks like a Christmas and Paisley
doesn't look good on anything you're
right is that when I asked you what the
difference between Paisley and parcels a
threesome of the fans constant menstrual
cramps or boobs for feet wait every time
I travel the floor would it hurt my foot
boob no your belt if anything it'd be
like having mini like but you'd have to
have the whole shoes cater to your boob
and you've got a nipple on the end of it
like gravity boots would you rather have
sex with care do not have sex with Lucy
you've said to me before the kalos thing
you said to me once maybe Jenna I have
to have got a name in my attention I
think you've got no one you
intentionally named each other
you once said to me oh I nearly went to
Oxford University you look rounder do
please click so you want said to me I
nearly went to climbeth University which
is the university that Lucy went to and
you said to me
Lucy's a lesbian I'm a lesbian we nearly
went the same mainly oh we're going to
do the same clause which was filmed for
meditating sort of thing so you said to
me all in another world you could have
ended up with Lucy yeah and that's quite
interesting because Lucy and Kayla met
online on tumblr and I definitely am a
little Internet [ __ ] like when you met
me you know I knew all the youtubers and
you gently stuff so I feel like if I was
going to meet a woman it would be online
so are you gonna say you see no I'm
really gonna [ __ ] you I'm having Cailin
you're having mrs. I the only reason I
have maybe because she reminds me of my
sister I thought you couldn't have
Cailin
because she reminded you of an old flame
yes she does but I will go take that
over my sister like Lucy doesn't look
and it's not that it's her temperament
I'm taking Kaelyn over incest or wood
line Kaelyn and Lucy would you rather
have sex with Rose I'll have sex with me
would you rather have screaming nipples
or a rude tongue always interrupts you
already got a rude tone the always
interrupts me me you yeah just me in
general you or the top half of Hannah
Hart's not above half the top half only
but you have to drag her torso along no
she can talk and she's fully functional
firstly I'd rather you why don't you ask
me the proper question which is you or
Hannah Hart because they already know
the other aesthetic ever happily for the
rest of my life right and and I'm super
rich like a billionaire but I get my
allowed to speak with James McAvoy yes
or that's just beautiful dress for lives
yeah we can just be together money
object yeah but I could buy you a horse
and a tiger and a monkey and a dog I
thought among lads you'd have a maid so
you have all these pet dogs but if you
didn't want to walk them then how hots
been made
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