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Oh, hi.
I'm Kristen Bell.
You know, there are some things that a man can do that a woman
can't.
But there are also a lot of things
that a woman can do that a man can't,
like grow a fetus inside their body,
provide sustenance through their nipples, do a middle split.
And in this room, the men's room,
dads can't change a baby's diaper.
Look, equal is equal.
Love is love.
It's math.
And a men's room needs a changing station, period.
That reminds me of another thing a man can't do.
[HIP-HOP]
(SINGING) To all you moms out there,
yeah, you doing it right.
It's not easy being a mom when you're a dad.
This is my friend, La Guardia Cross.
Hi, La Guardia.
How you doing?
You're a dad.
You have two daughters, right?
Yes.
And a lot of people actually already know you
because your videos on YouTube.
Why do you still refuse to sleep through the night?
Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
Have you ever gone into a women's bathroom?
No, no.
Full disclosure, I've been in many a men's bathroom.
Because the lines are shorter.
And--
OK.
It also feels really nice to do things standing up.
OK.
But here's the thing.
Not all men's room have changing stations.
That's true.
We should do something about that.
OK.
I don't know what to do.
Let's do it.
Get into this Hyundai.
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OK.
Yes.
How do you feel about me doing a donut?
Kristen Bell obeyed all local road ordinances
during filming of this episode.
The jokes expressed by Ms. Bell do not reflect Hyundai's firm
commitment to safe driving.
Wear your seatbelt.
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So tell me about being a dad.
I mean, it's five years now.
So I feel like with my own girls, I am almost an expert.
OK.
Almost.
That feels reasonable to me.
People go to college for two or four years.
True.
And then they can get a degree.
I feel like five is you can be an expert.
I think so.
I wish I could have that on paper or something.
I'll give you a certificate so they know.
They need to be reminded all the time.
Who the expert is.
That's what I'm saying, not them.
Who do you think is in charge?
I'm your daddy, so I'm in charge of you.
I don't-- I don't--
what's funny?
Do you feel like there are double standards when
it comes to dads?
I think that people don't expect much from dads.
Like with my job, when I get interviewed and people say
like, how do you balance it all?
I don't think anyone has ever asked my husband that question.
How do you balance it all, working and being a dad?
They never do.
We want to be involved.
We don't want to miss out on the milestones in their life.
Everything is geared towards moms though.
That's the thing.
Who am I?
Mommy.
Who am I?
Mommy.
Daddy.
Daddy?
Yeah, daddy.
Daddy.
Yes.
Who am I?
Mommy.
Just the idea that you have to fit into these gendered boxes.
Like, my husband is in love with cars.
He loves them.
He loves them more than me.
But I know some stuff about cars.
Like, I know that this Hyundai that we're sitting in
is the Santa Fe.
They focus on safety features.
Like if your parked and your kids
about to open the door, if it senses a car going by,
it'll alert you, so that the door might lock,
so that your kid is safe.
I like that.
Yeah, so Hyundai is doing their part to make our lives better.
In your own words, how would you describe yourself?
I live with you.
There is nothing humble about you.
Do you feel like your kids think about you and your wife
differently?
The new phase is my oldest daughter
likes now saying that mommy is her favorite.
And so I'm just trying to let that slide off if me.
Yeah.
Not let it-- you know, not let it sting me a little bit.
I mean, it's stings a little bit.
Yeah.
Just a tiny bit.
How many stars are you giving me?
How many stars is that?
It's between one and five.
So how many stars?
All right.
I've got tools in the trunk.
They're right next to my junk.
[HIP-HOP]
(SINGING) I got love for my homies who be rolling with me.
Oh, I forgot.
I forgot my tool box.
Shoot.
You need me to get that?
Can you help me with it?
Yeah.
There you go.
Thank you.
(SINGING) I've got game, cause the game was given to me.
Say my name.
Say my name, cause ain't nobody tighter than me.
Give it up.
Give it up--
Oh, hi.
Can we talk to you about your men's room?
(SINGING) No, nothing better.
Judging by the cheddar.
I told you--
All clear?
Yes.
Great.
Woo.
Whoops.
[ROCK MUSIC]
[INAUDIBLE]
OK.
That was good.
Woo!
All right.
Whoa.
Yeah.
One small step for dads, one giant step for dad kind.
I think it-- saying goes like that.
I've never spent so much time in a men's restroom.
And I now I know why.
Because it's not great in here.
Is there a dad who needs to change his baby's diaper?
Have they soiled their drawers?
Can I just [INAUDIBLE] for one second?
Guys, I need some [INAUDIBLE].
Anybody?
Number one or number two is acceptable.
Kristen.
Yes?
I found one.
Jackpot.
Hi.
Right here, yes.
Well, we did it.
Yeah, we did.
Our work here is done.
Yes.
Do you have clean underwear?
Yeah, you can have it.
I want you to go install more of those changing
tables in men's restrooms.
OK?
Got it.
I really got to pee.