just before you put it on me i just want
to say i'm innocent
it's fine
take me to jail i could use the break
no i've never done drugs
he's lying
is your full name jose pedro balmaceda
pascal yes my full name is jose pedro
pascal
are you an actor
i am an actor are you about to take a
polygraph exam yes
are you nervous
yeah
why because you're
trying to make me nervous and i'm a
vulnerable person and it works
and i'm hungover
we're going to start with the category
of
your career
my heart's racing right yes it should be
some would say narcos is when you became
a heartthrob do you think you're a
heartthrob i don't think he's lying
really
that's right
yes i am yes i'm a heartthrob
am i lying
that's the truth i'm a heartthrob
is it a lot of pressure being a
heartthrob no
do you ever look at instagram accounts
devoted to you being a heartthrob when
you're feeling down
yes i do
what's your favorite account
it's called pedro pascal fan account
okay then
you played dea agent javier pena in
narcos
did you ask to make your pants this
tight
i did actually
i looked dorky
in the looser oversized stuff so i came
up with this idea that pena
really his his this character's um era
where he felt like the most himself was
the 70s and it was sort of a style that
he never let go of it didn't matter what
decade we were in
would you say you're a fan of
form-fitting clothes in general i was
not anymore
why is that because
the form is
not as fit
you were an award-winning swimmer but
stopped after getting into drama class
do you consider yourself a quitter
no
so you plan on getting back into
competitive swimming
i do not
why
um because
i i'm too lazy
you don't miss shaving your whole body
for swimming i never even got to that
point i was hairless when i quit
naturally hairless when i quit swimming
are you naturally hairless now
relatively
you were a waiter when you were trying
to make it as an actor yes
would you say you were a good waiter i
would say i was not a good waiter why is
that
um
so many different reasons
if i liked you i liked you and if i
didn't i didn't and that didn't
necessarily go well with uh having a
bunch of customers
did you ever get fired
i was i was fired often
how many times
upwards of i don't know like maybe close
to 10 times
impressive
you star opposite nicholas cage in the
unbearable weight of massive talent who
is more eccentric the fictional nic cage
or the real nicholas cage i think would
oscillate between the fictional and the
real
quite often
and get lost between the two
how can you tell the difference
i'm telling you that i couldn't tell the
difference
what was the weirdest thing you saw nick
cage do on set he didn't do anything
weird on set he was a total professional
would you invite nick cage sheer
birthday party in real life
yes i would
would you invite me to your birthday
party yeah he's lying
at the end of your film your character
javi says he has an interview with
vanity fair is this what you were
expecting
this is not what i was expecting what
has happened to vanity fair what is this
this is this is
i had no idea the vanity fair would come
up with a a torture interview
i got into a lot of trouble when i was a
kid i was always sent to the principal's
office i'm very triggered right now
you played oberyn martell in game of
thrones did you ever find that show to
be a bit of an eyesore do i have to
answer that
i found it to be a double eyesore
you called the series finale perfect now
that more time has passed have you
changed your opinion on that
controversial ending how dare you
that's my answer how dare you you have
to say yes or no okay well then there we
go
take me to jail we'll call it
inconclusive inclusive
in the mandalorian
have you ever called grogu
baby yoda
yes
but never on camera
he's telling the truth
is it true that you didn't know that
luke skywalker was in the season two
finale
it's not true i knew he was
you've been cast in the upcoming
adaptation of the video game the last of
us yes can you tell me how to get out of
the hotel basement level
no
i was really bad at the game
it's not a skill that i developed
you never beat it
no i i i i can't i do i
don't move too much
no movie
moving on to pop culture
in 2020 you were named as one of people
magazine's sexiest men alive do you
think you're sexier than this man 2020
sexiest man alive michael b jordan not a
chance
he's a good looking dude
what about this man 2021 sexiest man
alive paul rudd
am i sexier than this guy
i don't know he's got beautiful eyes
maybe i've got maybe a better smile i
would say
we're neck and neck
he's telling the truth
you have a great smile paul rudd you're
gorgeous can you give us your sexiest
look
your instagram name is pascal is punk do
you consider yourself a punk uh yes i do
that was a typo actually i i meant to
write pascal is a punk
when i created the
instagram account that i expected 12
people to follow for the rest of my life
and then it was pascal is punk i never
knew how what a big deal it would turn
into so i just never changed it and i
just can't be bothered to change it now
do you enjoy punk music yeah
can you name three punk bands
three punk bands uh the misfits the
germs uh i don't know the clash
you have 2.4 million followers on
instagram
are you disappointed it's not 2.5
million
yes
will you share this video on instagram
will i share this video on instagram
i'll think about it
you're also very active with fans on
twitter
do you search for your name
yes and i know
sometimes
do you think this makes you
self-absorbed
um i think it makes me weak
what's the strangest thing someone has
said about you on social media
what's the strangest thing somebody has
said about me on social media
one time i read that uh somebody said
that i looked like orlando bloom
if he was hit in the face
do you agree
sometimes
he's a good looking
guy you had a twitter interaction with a
fan claiming you are not short
do you stand by that statement
i'm average height i'm 5 11 naked
6 foot with some
good shoes
yeah he's telling the truth
have you ever listened to padro pascal
the podcast all about pedro pascal
no
but i will
have you seen the pedro pascal laughing
crying meme
yes
do you think there should be more memes
based on your emotions no
do you think your face is memeable
sure yeah my fav anybody's face is
memorable can you give us a few examples
like make faces for you
that's my
sexy face i i just found it
some consider your mustache to be iconic
do you think you have a better mustache
than this man henry cavill not even
close dude not even close
i i i i don't even necessarily grow a
full mustache
i'll get away with what i can
or this man burt reynolds
not even close dude
number one
number one and a half
you're a close
second
to bert henry
what about this man nick offerman and
okay sorry and then and then this guy
steps in and takes the number one spot
out of nowhere nick offerman
best facial hair i've ever seen on a man
and the greatest head of hair can you
honestly tell me you have a better
mustache than this man sam elliott son
of uh
also incredible head of hair incredible
mustache
yes
i am far beneath all of these mustaches
you've made your point
who's a bigger daddy
you or this man oscar isaac
i'm a bigger daddy than him i'm older
than him
although he's a real daddy he's got kids
and i don't
but daddy is a state of mind you know
what i'm saying
i'm your daddy
you and oscar isaac are friends
can you give me his number
um
give oscar isaac your number
absolutely he's lying
what if i give you this a 10 bill
i'll take it
and i'll give
oscar isaac your number
thanks
calls you his sweet girlfriend
do you have a nickname for him as well
yeah but i can't say it
that's my answer
things must
stay
sacred
i've had enough
take your money back
do you think it's weird that he eats
cheetos with chopsticks
uh yeah i do think it's weird
his nickname is poopypants
no that's not the truth
you'll never know you'll never know
oscar recently said in a fight between
moon knight and din jiren moonette would
win do you agree
ridiculous moon knight may win at
scrabble
but not a fight
oscar also said and it doesn't matter if
pedro would agree or not because it's
just a fact you can't argue facts
do you want to formally challenge him to
a duel
sure we can both put on our armor and go
at it
we have already we do that all the time
we do it every saturday
i win every time
final question
at any point did you lie during this
interview and we didn't catch you
we'll never know