You look fabulous!
Thank you.
You look fabulous.
We met-- was that the first time that we've ever met,
at that fundraiser last year?
Yes, for Prop 2.
For Prop 2.
Which worked out.
Which worked out for us.
That one actually did work out.
Yes.
And--
Yes, bittersweet.
Yeah, it was.
It was a really fun event.
It was.
You saw some stuff I didn't see, though.
I left.
Yeah, you were gone!
Yeah, Moby was performing.
Moby was performing in this cool tennis court.
And--
Well, we should set up.
It was-- Prop 2 was for--
it's animal rights.
It's to be more humane to animals.
Yeah, that's what it was, yes.
And so it was a great event.
And there were lots of people there.
And Moby was performing on stage.
And everyone was kind of rocking out.
And it was great.
And he was singing.
And there was a tree kind of hanging over him.
And suddenly, the biggest spider I have ever seen
started descending from the tree straight towards Moby's head.
And he's bald.
So it's, like, this perfect little landing pad.
And it's really well lit.
So it just starts descending like this.
And everybody is suddenly like, no!
no!
And he's like, what?
What?
And they're like, no!
Get off!
He has no idea what's happening.
And then Jared Leto, who was there,
sprung onto the stage like a superhero
and grabbed this terrifying beast's little thread
and held it and walked to the microphone and was like,
we're here for the animals.
That means every animal!
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I was like, kill it!
Blow torch!
Yeah.
And they saved it.
And he saved it?
Yeah.
Good for him.
It was amazing.
Good for him.
Now I wish I would have stayed, just for that alone.
Yes.
What is this eating contest that somebody
was telling me about earlier?
I've never lost an eating contest.
Like, a real one or just, like, with friends eating?
No.
Well, pretty official.
I don't know.
Not like the major, international, televised
serious contest.
But I just started when I was young.
I've always had a huge appetite.
And I never lost one.
Well, you can tell.
Look at you.
And, well, I really--
I just enjoy them because people always expect you to lose.
The champion is this tiny, tiny guy
who can eat 600 hot dogs at a time or something.
But I won one in Australia when I was 16.
And it was a male-only Australian pancake-eating
contest.
And I won.
And so they were convinced that I had cheated.
But of course, I hadn't.
I was just representing the women.
How much did you eat?
I ate 33 pancakes in 20 minutes.
Like, regular-sized pancakes?
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It's so gross.
Wow.
So gross.
But I was thinking--
I was thinking maybe sometime, because you're a vegan, right?
Yes.
I'm a vegan.
We could have a vegan eating contest.
So, yeah.
One day.
Yeah, that's-- but you fill up more with vegan stuff,
don't you find?
Exactly.
You can't eat as much.
Exactly.
Well, maybe we could.
Yeah.
All right.
I don't know that I could eat 32 pancakes in 20 minutes.
33.
35.
34.
Then I would lose.
You have to stack them like a hamburger.
And then that's how you do it.
Oh, eat them like that.
Yeah.
Porsche could take you on with that because she--
That would be fun.
She would do that.
All right.
You have another talent as well that you're
going to share with us.
What were you in high school?
I was on the step team.
Uh-huh.
I don't know if anybody knows about step.
Do you know what the step team is?
You know step?
Really?
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I don't know.
After the break?
All right.
You're going to show us what that is.
So what-- do you remember this, or do you still do this?
I'm trying to remember.
I wanted to audition for the step team
when I was a freshman in high school.
They laughed at me.
It was just not for me.
And by senior year, I was first line.
So it was a big deal for me.
Mm.
You showed them.
But this is the one thing I remember.
And I'm going to teach you.
Or I'm going to show you.
OK.
Well, you just show me.
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I'm going to do that later.
Later.
Yes!
Good.
Perfect.
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