- Hi there, it's the cast of the Umbrella Academy.
- Hello.
- We're here to see if we can remember,
and then finish our own lines of dialogue.
- (React) So I'm gonna show you some iconic lines from your show,
and we'll see if you can finish the line.
- Oh dear. - Mm.
- (React) Are you ready?
- We were born ready!
- (Keechie) Any nuggets of wisdom that you can give to me?
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Klaus) Don't...
- Oh!
- ♪ Don't go chasing waterfalls ♪ (bell rings)
- (Keechie) Any nuggets of wisdom that you can give to me?
- (Klaus) Don't... - (both) Don't go chasing waterfalls!
- Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to!
- (React) It's almost like you delivered this line,
let's take a look!
- (Keechie) Any nuggets of wisdom that you can give to me?
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Klaus) Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers
and the lakes that you're used to. - (Keechie) That's so deep.
(Tom laughs)
- You haven't even really finished it.
- Yeah, I mean, did you know the rest of that, huh?
- Oh come on!
- (Five) Allison can rumor anyone to do anything.
- (Diego) Except she never uses it.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (Allison) I heard a rumor...
- I heard a rumor that you punched yourself in the face.
- What!? - Wow!
- You didn't see me?
I went like this when Five was talking!
- That's her line.
- I heard a rumor. You punched yourself in the face.
(bell rings) - Damn it.
- Gah!
- (Allison) I heard a rumor. - You punched yourself, ooh.
(Robert laughs)
You punched yourself in the face. (bell rings)
- (Five) Allison can rumor anyone to do anything.
- (Diego) Except she never uses it.
- (Allison) I heard a rumor you punched yourself in the face.
- Great moment.
- Yes!
- It took us about three days, I think, to film that.
One day alone was just the exploding pineapple.
- I just remember lots of bits of pineapple everywhere.
- Oh God, yeah, when the pineapple explodes, yeah.
- And then the other day was like Robert was originally
hooked up to like a vomit rig,
which was entertaining for all of us to watch.
- (Klaus) I'm trying to find whatever priceless [censored]
was in that priceless box, so that Pogo will get off my [censored].
- (Five) I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus,
but then it occurred to me. - I don't care.
- I don't care. (bell rings)
- Wait, wow, that's shocking, you knew that?
I actually don't remember my line in this scene.
This is the first scene I was ever in.
- (Five) I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus,
but then it occurred to me... - Don't care?
- (Five) I don't care.
- It's weird to say when people ask me though,
to say the line, it's just a weird thing to be quoted.
- Pogo, get off my [censored]!
- (Klaus) Luther is in love with his sister.
- (Allison) Okay, again, we are not biological.
- (Klaus) Face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family
was when Five was...
- Humping a mannequin?
- Either shagging or banging the mannequin?
- Banging that mannequin.
- He either said shagging or banging. - Banging!
- I'll go with the other one.
- Five was banging that mannequin.
(both laugh) (bell rings)
- (Klaus) Banging that mannequin.
- Damn it! - Yes!
- (Klaus) The only thing the Umbrella Academy
knows about love is how to screw it up.
- That's a nice scene.
They're all sort of mildly intoxicated, just bonding.
- He's banging a mannequin. Oh God, that's great.
- (Sissy) You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime.
- So good. - I have no idea, yeah.
- I don't know what the line is.
- (Sissy) You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime.
You...
- You... - Are Batman.
(both laugh)
- You have given me the greatest gift of a lifetime.
You have saved my life. (buzzer rings)
- You taught me how to love? (buzzer rings)
- (React) Alright, no one gets a point on this one,
here's the answer.
- (Sissy) You let me feel alive for the first time.
- Made me feel alive.
- First time, oh!
- That's a good follow up line too.
- Beautiful little follow up line.
- It seems like the first, sort of, heartfelt, honest thing.
You know, the whole Leonard thing was very much tainted
by the fact that he became such a villain and so manipulative.
- During the previous season, had this very intense
love affair with Sissy.
I think it was being seen through Sissy's eyes, you know?
Feeling Sissy's presence was the catalyst for Vanya
to make the transition into Viktor.
- (Lila) Well, I failed remedial school,
most things I don't understand. - (Diego) Okay.
- (Lila) Like yogurt.
- Yeah, uh... I know this!
- I don't know this one.
- (Lila) Failed remedial school, most things I don't understand.
- Like yogurt, how does it know
how to stop being milk? - How does it stop being, yes!
- Wait, who's the one who's gonna say the line?
Is it Diego or Lila?
- Shh, when's it stop being milk? (bell rings)
- Cheese, but how do they make it like yogurt?
It's cheese, but how does it become yogurt.
- (React) Who's the answerer?
- It's milk, but how does it become yogurt?
- (both) It's milk, but how does it become yogurt?
- (Lila) How does it know how to stop being milk?
- Oh.
Honestly, this game is rigged.
- (Lila) How did it know how to stop being milk?
(Robert laughs)
- How does it know how to stop being milk?
- It's perfect delivery too. - (crowd) Aww.
- (laughs) Thanks.
- (Luther) I thought it was my job to keep everyone safe,
and I just made it all worse.
- Yeah, you did. (both laugh)
Who says the next line?
- You should've paid attention!
- (Luther) I thought it was my job to keep everyone safe,
and I just made it all worse.
- Oh God. (Robert laughs)
- I know this!
- (React) I'll give you the first two words.
I never...
- ♪ I never meant to hurt you ♪ - How do I...
(buzzer rings)
- ♪ I never meant to make you cry ♪ (buzzer rings)
- I never meant to hurt anyone. (buzzer rings)
- I never wanted, yeah, I never meant to hurt you.
- (React) I never... - Ever getting back together.
(buzzer rings)
- I never should've put you in that spiky little room.
(buzzer rings)
- I never should've crushed your face. (buzzer rings)
- (Luther) I never wanted to be the bad guy.
- Oh. - Oh, didn't see that coming.
(laughs)
- Yeah, I wouldn't have got that.
- (Luther) I never wanted to be the bad guy.
- I never wanted to be the bad guy.
I forget my lines after I've performed them.
- Once they've been put down to celluloid, he's moving on.
- Yeah.
- (Diego) Because I know what it's like to love dangerous people.
- There's no connection.
- (Diego) Because I know what it's like to love dangerous people.
- Because I am dangerous people.
- Because I'm Batman. (Robert laughs)
- (React) I'll give you a clue.
Diego says difference is...
- They love me back. (bell rings)
- Difference is I am...
- (both) Batman. (buzzer rings)
- (Diego) They love me back.
- Ugh!
- It's honestly traumatic watching that scene again,
because of how freaking cold it was in that barn
for that entire week.
- We actually had a freak snowstorm in November.
- Unpredicted.
- Yeah, so they had to write it into the show.
- (Ben) Can I ask you a weird favor?
- Sure. (buzzer rings)
- Can I ask you a weird favor? - What's the favor?
- Will you wax my undercarriage? (buzzer rings)
- (laughs) Can you call me Batman? (buzzer rings)
- Oh, can you hug me as I go, it's been a long time since
someone, boom, hug. (bell rings)
- Can you ask me, do me a favor?
Will you keep an eye on Klaus for me,
he's a bit of a flight risk.
- (React) He says can you hug me as I go, it's been...
- Or no one.
- It's been a pleasure knowing you all?
(buzzer rings) Something like that.
- Can you... - Can you...
- Do the Macarena? Just this one last time.
- (Ben) Can you hug me as I go?
It's been a long time since...
- That's a half point at the very least.
- (Ben) It's been a long time since...
- Oh. - Ah.
- That little marshmallow.
That's a real marshmallow right there.
- (Reginald) Even if you knew everything there is to know
about right now, you could never predict what will happen next.
We don't live in a universe of rules.
- Can't help ya there. (laughs)
- We live in a universe of chance, or probability?
Luck! No!
- Chan, uh... - (React) Uh huh, uh huh.
- Batman!
- (React) We don't live in a universe of rules,
we live in a... - Universe of terror!
♪ (tense music) ♪
- No idea.
- A reality of possibilities or something?
- A realm of possibilities? (buzzer rings)
- What, like in The Hobbit?
- A realm of... - It's a different realm now!
- (Reginald) We live in a universe of chances.
- (both) Chances!
- Of cats? - (both) Chances.
- Oh! (laughs)
- (Reginald) We live in a universe of chances.
- I got, okay, I was close. I'm taking a point.
- He's a very, very, different Hargreeves,
from the Hargreeves that we've known
from the previous two seasons.
He's treated very differently in the Sparrow Academy,
but then he also has quite a turn in the season as well.
- (Five) Well according to Commission Handbook Chapter 27,
subsection 3b, the seven stages in Paradox Psychosis are,
stage one, denial, two, itching,
three, extreme thirst and urination.
- Four, flatulence? - Flatulence!
- Flatulence? (buzzer rings)
- Unwelcome gas.
- Gas explosions? (laughs) (buzzer rings)
- Farting.
- Homicidal rage is the last one, 'cause they put that there...
- Sweating! (buzzer rings)
- Profuse perspiration. (buzzer rings)
- (Five) Four, excessive gas. - Excessive gas!
- (Five) Five, acute paranoia, six, uncontrolled perspiration,
and seven, homicidal rage. (buzzer rings)
- We weren't supposed to do that scene that day,
so we were told like an hour before that,
that we were gonna do that scene, and he hasn't learned that.
And he turned it around, and had to bash out all those,
and he absolutely nailed it, I was so impressed with him that day.
- That one was sort of tricky, 'cause it was like,
you had to memorize all of that down very quickly.
- (Allison) We don't all need to be squeezed.
- (Five) There were two entrances by the way.
- (Klaus) Oh, Hotel Obsidian.
- Something old dame.
- Absorb her, absorb her, you [censored] dame, you.
- (Klaus) Oh, Hotel Obsidian.
- Hotel Obsidian.
- I've missed you, you [censored] old dame.
- Absorb. - [Censored] old dame.
- [Censored] old dame. - (React) Ding ding ding!
- Absorb her, welcome her into your bosom.
- (Klaus) I missed you, you slutty old dame.
Absorb her, absorb her into your bosom.
(both laugh)
- Oh, he kills me.
- (Klaus) Absorb her, absorb her into your bosom.
- [Censored] old dame. - Absorb her into your bosom!
(both laugh)
- If you're an Umbrella Academy fan, you can expect to be surprised,
you can expect to probably feel a lot of emotions
for these characters, as we always do.
- Chet's fantastic acting and persona.
- (whispers) Taxi driving. - Taxi driver, yes.
- We're dealing with new parenthood, identity crisis and true love,
and trauma and pain,
so I think there's some good stuff to dive into this season for sure.
- I am the champion today, and every day.
- Can you guys put like a rainy cloud over my head?
Do we have the budget for that?
- Yeah, and we can have like a sun shining light on me.
- Thanks so much for having us, we hope you had fun playing along.
- (in creepy voice) Be sure to check out season three
of Umbrella Academy on Netflix! - Ooh!
- Thanks for watching, everyone.
Au revoir! - Ciao!
- Bye! (David babbles)
- I hope you score better than we did.