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Hidden Eyelash.
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- This is Lewis. How may I help you?
- Hi Lewis, how are you?
- I'm doing great. What can I do for you?
- Well, listen, I was in last Monday
and I've lost a very specific item.
- What kind of item is that?
- It was a very expensive jeweled eyelash.
It has, I mean, has real stones on it, colored feathers.
Very much a look. And I was laughing at a joke
and I--I'm very expressive when I laugh.
I mean, you probably heard me. I was like, you know, "Ha ha."
Like, a very high laugh. [laughs]
And I think when I was laughing,
it might have flown to the table behind me.
- And when did you say you were here?
- Last Monday.
And I'd come in and look for it myself
but obviously, I look ridiculous.
- Last Monday. And it's an eyelash.
What color is the eyelash, sir?
- It's a black eyelash but it's huge.
And it has kind of a green detail in it.
Like, frankly I'm worried someone thought it was like,
an exotic caterpillar and just like, squashed it.
- Okay. Okay.
Let me have your name and phone number just in case.
I'm gonna--I'm gonna call my other manager just to see
if she knows anything about it.
You said it's rather large, correct?
- Oh, it's huge.
And very expensive and the lashes
were on loan from a designer and I cannot burn that bridge.
- Okay, okay. Well--
- Not again, Lewis.
- I'll looked around and I don't see anything,
unfortunately. I'll look again.
- Have you checked the bottom of your shoes right now?
- No, sir. I have not but I'm doing it right now
and I don't have anything, sir. Not--
- Oh, I see what's happening here.
- Yes, sir?
- Are you wearing the eyelash?
- No, sir.
- I can't just go out and get another eyelash.
That thing was made from lashes from a real snow leopard
and I don't even think those are out there anymore.
I think it's extinct. - Okay, I--
- I mean, this is serious.
I want you to line up your employees
and ask to check their pockets.
- No, sir. I think that's a little out, there, sir.
- I can hear the eyelash flapping into the phone.
- Okay, I'm gonna hang up on you now.
Thank you so much. Bye-bye.
- I can hear it glamorously dusting the brie from your eye,
- Oh, sir, I don't have time for this.
I told you what I needed to do initially.
- Of course. I don't either. I have one eyelash.
- I'm not gonna--I'm not gonna argue anymore.
I'm gonna go hang up, okay?
- Lewis, neither one of us is serving glamour
with one eyelash. Lewis.
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- Can I help you? - Hi. Is Lewis available?
- Who's calling? - I just spoke to him earlier.
He and I have something we kinda have to figure out.
Could you just yell to him,
"Lewis, do you have the eyelash or not?"
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- How may I help you?
- Hi. I just wanted to call and apologize.
- Yes, sir.
- I have a solution here.
- Okay?
- What if I come in, I order one of everything,
we sit on the same side of the booth
and we just blink in unison?
We both get to be a little fabulous.
I mean, this eyelash means a lot to me.
It's been in my family for generations but with glamour,
it's worthless unless you have someone to share it with.
- Okay. Well, sir, did he take your information down?
- Oh, he took more than my information.
- What did he take?
- He took my lash.
- Sir, we're pretty busy here
so I mean, you're welcome to come in here
and try to talk to the manager if you want. But I--
- I understand trying to look great for the customers
but frankly, with one eyelash,
he's doing neither of us favors.
- Okay. All right, I have to hang up now.
- Is he hiding under that lash? - Yeah, you are very funny,
dude but I--but I unfortunately I gotta hang up.
- Why don't you--I just want you
to give Lewis one message, okay?
- Yeah, what's that?
- With great glamour comes great responsibility.
And I just want him to use his power for good.
- I'll let him know.
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