- I have the most amazing staff, and I think you've seen
some of them on the show from time to time,
and here are some of my favorite moments.
[audience reacts excitedly]
[cheers and applause]
Okay, Andy?
- I'm okay.
[laughter]
["Taking Care of Business" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive plays]
[music continues]
[electronic scream] - [real scream]
[electronic scream] [both girls scream]
- Go out ahead! - Okay, I don't see--
- [screams]
- Ready, you ready? - [stammers], um, y-yes.
- Okay. - I might curse at you,
I'm not gonna lie. - That's all right.
- Oh, my god!
Ooh, God!
Oh...
Why do you keep doing that over and over again?
Did that not get it? [audience laughter]
Oh, my god.
- Get ready to blow out your hair
with this $250 Drybar--
[audience screams]
You want me to help you?
[all laughing]
- You're a doll.
[audience laughter]
[whooshing noise]
- Andy, what is that?
- Something's with the bushes.
- What?
There's something in your bushes.
[audience laughter]
- Adult squirrels have perfect vision,
so they can see their nuts at night.
- Adult squirrels have nuts at night.
[audience laughter]
- After squirrels break a nut open,
they can clean them by licking it or rubbing it.
[audience laughter]
- They can rub it?
[audience laughter]
Anyway, if you're going to bike to work,
you have to be prepared. Allow yourself enough time,
because the best thing-- you want to plan a route,
[bike bell ringing] that is the best--
[bike bell ringing]
Sorry--sorry, Ellen. Sorry I'm late.
- You have 30 seconds to make Kim go outside--
She fell down.
[laughter]
[squeals] [indistinct yelling]
Watch what happens when you hit this button.
[audience laughter]
Just knock the whole thing of potatoes down,
and yell "My potatoes!"
- Oh, my potatoes! - "Oh no, my job!
I was on my way to my job."
- My job, I was on my way to my job, my potatoes.
- "And now my potatoes..."
[audience reacts excitedly to cop's approach]
- [laughs]
[cheers and applause]
- Sir, have you ever had a flu shot before?
- I have never had a flu shot. - Okay, well,
I have to give you this. - Isn't this real?
- Yeah. - Just relax.
- Okay, it's not a real needle.
- Oh. - No, not a real needle.
[audience laughter]
- Hold still.
- May I have the envelope, please.
[audience laughter]
["Lucky Strike" by Maroon 5 plays]
[music continues]
[cheers and applause]
Thanks to every single person who works here.
You make me so happy. I love you all.