after a visit to a school fate i had to tell my neighbor their cat had been run
over while my own face was painted like a kitten please team oh please be true
working on the stall doing the face painting or anything there was a sort of shift so i i did help
uh with one of the stalls but i was also there just as a parent what was the store
you were helping on brick-a-brack brick-a-brac how did you find out the cat had been killed
because it was uh killed regrettably close to our house what kind of cat was it a tabby cat
and how was it killed sorry unfortunately it was a truck that shouldn't have been as one
of the very not just normal sized laurier very very long uh lorry that should not really have
thought that it could drive around those streets but was attempting to and it flattened um so you
actually saw the lorry flatten the cat and then you had to go and tell the neighbor uh yeah i feel
like this is the truth except for the part about the truck and that actually you killed this cat
what was the cat called uh she's called um it's called jenny
what was the owner called tiddles
in a horrible name they started calling each other by the wrong
if you want to find you know find fault with someone's cat naming logic you've got to have
a go at my neighbours well they're grieving let's leave them out of it
yeah yeah how did you kill their cat i didn't i would say you didn't kill the cat you might
have been partly responsible because you were there dressed as a cat when it happened it
might have been the driver and the dress was a cat just looked over and got size of that cat
meanwhile the little cat crossed in the road is gone is that your mummy
those two incidents combined you've killed jennifer to give her a full name
no just either that or it was a hit aimed for you and the description given
did you pick the cat up and take it to the neighbors or did you just point to
the cat and say that's where your cat is no i didn't i didn't pick it up
what happened when they answered the talk us through that conversation that must be very
awkward yeah had you still at this point not remembered that your face was painted
no i didn't until after i told them and then i went home and oh i just had to tell so-and-so
so they've opened the door can you remember anything about the first few words of that
conversation well it was very awkward i've never had to do that before and so i i said
they said hello in a sort of cheery oh maybe he's come around for some sort of jolly reason
well gave him that impression and i i said i'm really sorry but i'm
afraid that i've i've just seen um uh jenny get get run over and they said
what did what did they say then oh sorry they said what you're asking me sorry
i genuinely thought you didn't understand the question but you were in character sorry yeah if
we get to a point where you're asking questions i don't understand something has happened
uh and um said thank you very much telling us and then i went back into my house live
next door and did you go through the front door when you realized you had your makeup on still at
home my was my wife pointed out to me i came home and i said oh this dreadful things just happened
and my wife said you know that you've still got your face painted like a kitten and i said oh no
did you and your wife look at each other in shock and just feel terrible or did you both instantly
start laughing she laughed immediately she's an awful woman though no you're not
ignore the irish man you're the best female truck driver in the world
so what are you thinking lee does this have the the ring of truth for you uh amelia what
do we think i think it's a total lie not even an ounce of truth in this not for me it's going
around to the neighbors and you haven't really actually told us anything about the neighbors
you haven't talked about who it was who answered the door and how you then got to talk to them
all right well paul answered the door and paul is married to paul is not married but you did
say them you told them that their cat had died yeah there are a number of ways in which people
cohabit i don't believe it you don't believe it you don't believe it you're going to say
okay miles truth or lie oh ye of little it's a lie
you