hi ladies and gentlemen it's time now for a little something we call uh stupid human
tricks i mentioned it to you folks from all over the united states very very nice people
they come and they show their little peculiarities and their little oddities a little uh with us here
tonight let me put my cards over there um is there a brooks sartain with us here this
evening mr brooks sartain come on out sir hi brooks how are you nice to see you thank you wow
welcome to the show brooks thank you where are you from sir i'm from hendersonville tennessee
hendersonville tennessee what is what is the country like there uh rural well it's good
it's good country is it beautiful down there oh yes what do you do for a living i want a min i'm
a machinist until not sure all right good for you sir and you have uh a little trick for us tonight
something interesting something odd yes uh work a video camera work a video camera all right sir
well you want me to do it sure let's see that he works a video camera all right get it set up oh no
what's certain thank you very much brooks here it is again in slow motion instant replay
yes sir there you go nice to meet you thank you thank you very much brooks sorry thing
plenty of free time down there in the machine shop apparently
maybe it went open a window in the machine shop brooks not getting enough air in there
well you kind of get the idea why don't wait a minute did i what that so it was the second is
that the second guy see i've screwed it up already that was the second guy all right so now we get
the first guy all right the first guy happens to be a woman hey that would be a trick wouldn't it
uh annabella almeida or something like that come on out annabella how are you
nice to meet you what is your last name annabella
almeida a-l-m-e-i-d-i-a almeida yes that's a lovely name thank you welcome to the program where
are you from london new jersey oh what do you do there i'm a full-time student full-time student
where do you go to school live in high school oh you're a high school student how are your marks
great oh good like what what is your average b oh that that is very good and you have a little trick
for us tonight yeah all right what is that i chew on my gum and i spit it out and i suck it back in
once you get together with that other guy and see what you can that's not really a
trick it's just kind of annoying isn't it all right annabella do you need any music
or any assistance from me on this no okay here we go can i have a drum roll yes a drum roll
how do you do that let me see that is that trick
how do you do that is that like on a monofilament or something have you got like a spring loaded
in your mouth have some good lungs all right let me see that again one more time
there you go very nice got a slow-motion instant replay here
yeah thank you very much nice meeting you bye-bye
boy oh boy
okay i'd like to see those russians try something like that
that's unbelievable wasn't it yeah all right and uh next we have uh two gentlemen here on the show
joel and david letterman no no relation i don't believe joel and david letterman come on out boys
that's right nice to see are you who are you i'm david david nice to see you and you're joel yes
sir and it's uh spelled l-e-d-e-r-m-a-n so we're not really related at all are we where are you
guys from i'm from phoenix uh-huh and i'm from l.a oh you're from los angeles and you have uh
what do you do for a living i'm an engineer yeah and you i uh put coin operated washers
and dryers into apartment houses all right all right and you guys have gotten together now
and you have a little thing you do for a little trick a little stunt okay and what is it exactly
well we flex our pecs to doing banjos i don't want to see that
all right it's the only trick we know all right so you have to uh this rope for this
all right all right that's good sir here we go i'll just be over here if you need me yeah okay
i think we can let's try and just start
yes sir okay that's fine joel very impressive dave nice to see you dave and joel letterman
ladies and gentlemen lovely lovely display there it is in slow motion oh man thank you
gentlemen have a safe trip back to california in arizona bye-bye thank you there they go
no now i kind of wish we were related
you know what that means we have to pause for a commercial
when we come back it's drew barrymore nice to have