Theo: Hey guys, hey guys! Did you hear what's happening?
Christmas is coming up and to celebrate, there are all new collectible items on the Meta Runner store!
And now available is the official Tari Hoodie!
tada!
They're selling super fast so get yours now before they're sold out and gone forever
*Echoing* ever, ever...
So head on over to metarunner.store
C R A C K E R J A C K
okay, back to killing bad guys
Luke and Kevin: Thank you Theo!
Kevin: And guys, really quick, there's a Black Friday sale that is going on right now
Luke: Uh, I lost my hat. This is the best thing I found
Kevin: Along to celebrate the launch of Meta Runner, everything for the next nine days right up into Cyber Monday is on sale!
EVERYTHING! So go check that out right now
Luke: Link's in the description or on the screen
Kevin: And you could be this cool...
Luke: Now onto the video
*Angry German Kid screaming*
SMG4: oh okay
Bowser Jr.: hehehehee
Bowser Jr.: U WAT?
SMG4: HEY KIDS, WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?
Bowser Jr.: Ahhhhhhhhh!
SMG4: IMMA KICK YOUR ASS LITTLE SHET!
Bowser: Hohahahaha!
Bowser: W H A T I S G O I N G O N H E R E ?
SMG4: You know, we just playin' some baseball hehehe (plays American Baseball Theme)
Bowser: NYAAAAAA!
Bowser: NOO! GWAAA!
Bowser: Oohhhohhohohh
Bowser Jr.: Bruh! Whaaa! Hohohoho!
Bowser Jr.: Hehehahaa! YOU SUCK!
Bowser Jr.: Hoho! Hahaaa!
SMG4: (thinking) Am I so out of touch?
SMG4: No!
SMG4: It's the children who are wrong.
Bowser Jr.: Okay boomer
N U T
SMG4: Looks like I'm gonna have to spice up my memes
And to do that...
gonna need some help!
Mario: Here we go!
Mario: That's a so nice
SMG4: Crying in sadness?
Mario: yes!
Mario: NO!
Mario: Here we go!
N U T
Luigi: Spaghetti! Spaghetti! Spaghetti!
Mario: ISN'T IT GREAT??
SMG4: I can slowly feel myself dying
SMG4: PERFECT!
SMG4: and, uh, here we go!
SMG4: Do a meme!
Mario: HMMMMMMMM!
Bowser: Waaahhhhhh!!!!
Luigi: SPAGHETTI
*Cracking*
SMG4: I LOVE IT!!!
*Ding*
SMG4: Job's done.
SMG4: IT'S A MASTERPIECE
N U T
Nice!
[YTPMV]
[Playstation 2 startup]
Luigi: SPaGhetTi
Mario: That was a load of s**t!
SMG4: Shhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii-!
I'm sorry, your wife is dead
*Studiopolis Zone Act 1 - Sonic Mania*
Bowser: Sitting on a toilet, sitting on a toilet!
Sitting on a toilet
Bowser Jr.: NO!! YAAAHHH!! OOHHHH!
Bowser: Hoo hahahaaaa! Yahh!
Sitting on a toi-
*BAM BAM BAM* FBI OPEN UP
Frankie: S U P E R M A R I O I N R E A L L I F E
YOU'LL NEVER HAVE HER
And why is that?
cuz I love you
Meggy: Wanna play Twister?
Mario: Sure, I've never played!
Luigi: Left Foot Red
SMG4: Ehh… so it's vine
SMG4: Eh, whatever, let's give it a shot. Let's go
SMG4: What I do? What I do?
SMG4: Hmmm! Hmm! Hmm!
SMG4: *cough*
*BIGWAVE by Emotional Prism [Future-Funk]*
SMG4: hmm hmm hmm hm hmm hm hm!
SMG4: YYYYYYYES! HAAHAHAHA!
SMG4: HIT OR MISS!?! (reference to The Day SMG4 Posted Cringe)
I GUESS I NEVER MISS!
SMG4: wow what an asshole
Luigi: Yah hm hmmm hm hm hmm!
Luigi: Hohohahaa!
SMG4: Yea, yeah that's definitely dead!
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Luigi: Hey dude, I make this pretty cool meme, um I wanted to show it to you
Red Toad: Wow, that's really interesting
Luigi: Go Weegee!
SMG4: COOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
SMG4: Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
Boopkins: How about these 10-hour anime memes?
SMG4: Uhhh... No thanks!
Boopkins: Eh, uh, how about pun memes? They're very punny!
SMG4: I STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO RUN AWAY AND GET HIT BY A CAR!
Boopkins: Oh, how about Minion memes?
Bob: BrO, lEt A mAn Of CuLtUrE sHoW yOu HoW iT's DoNe!
Bob: HeLl YeAh! SpIcY mEmE tImE!
Bob: YEET
Bob: lOl, DeEp FrIeD sTuFf. NoW tHaT's FuNnY.
SMG4: MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYES!
Bob: i KnOw RiGhT? iT's Great. ẏ̴͍̒Ȏ̵̮̗̒ù̸̝͗ ̷̣̠͑Ş̴̎ͅh̷̬͋͐O̷̻̜̽ủ̴͇L̷̤̎͐d̸̀̚ͅ ̴̹̖̔̒Ē̴̢̩͝v̵̮̒Ë̴̤́̀n̴͎̑̈́ ̵̲͈̇̀T̵̳̀ͅr̴̞͝Y̴̱̱̍ ̴̘͓͒i̸̹͋͋Ţ̴̽ ̶͚͗w̵͉͉͋͝Ï̷̤t̴͉̦͊H̵̀̽ͅ ̵̜̲̃͠t̶̰͗̅͜H̸͕͗̂i̷̮͛́S̸̲͒̈ͅ ̵̮͙̀͠v̴͕͊I̶͙̋́d̵͖̈̊Ẹ̴̱̍o̶͖̹͝!̶̹̿
S̶̨̛͍̟̣̪͓̣M̶͎̺͉̒̐̕G̶̡̧͉̩̟̈́̑̓̑́̆͜͜4̴̞͒͂̾̽:̸̢̬̲͍͍͍̄̓̑͌́͝ͅ ̸͈̔̋Ã̵̧̰̯̘̟̯̃̄̄̈́̒m̴̟͔͉̙̱̱̠͗̃͘ ̵͎̰́̐̿̂̂̀̐I̷̢͛͝ ̵̨̰͖͛͊͂̊̑͜͜d̵̥͓̦̖͈̰̻͝y̶̢̛͇͙̮͎͙̑́̒͌̅͝i̷̲̇̏̿̊̅̏̀͝ͅń̶̟̾̀̂͝g̵̯̥̱͕̣͈͒̿̽̉́͆̚ͅ?̸̤͔̭̺̅̓̇̀̍̈́͝!̸̙̻̻͎̣̮̈͗͋͂̋́́͑
B̷̢͔̜̩̩̱̞̿͌̎̅̊̏̆͝ớ̶̡̖͎̜̫̤̜͎̅̊̏̃̒̚b̸̨̨̗̽:̵͕̘̝̭̲̘̙̀͊̃͘͝ ̷͓̹͇̘̝̪̤̻̓̀͆̃͗̚̕Ī̶̳̂̔̌t̷̨̺̙̺͙̙͊̒̍̋̽̽'̷̨̞̑̑̇͜͝S̶̯͛͠ ̴̖̝͕̒̑̎ã̷̱̱M̸̩̌͊̐̓̓a̶̰̝͚̟̰̲̗̿͒͌̿̀͆͘͝Z̷̡͈̑̾̒͑̅͝ḭ̴̀͗̈́̈͘͠͠N̷̡̡̛̘͈̻̼̋͗̌̚͘g̴͇̪̤̘̜̯͖̟͌͊̈!̶̨̻̜̩͖͕͌
Boopkins: Yehehehehhhh!
Boopkins: Guys, my face doesn't feel too good, help me
SMG4: IT'S TIME TO STOP!
B̴̧̢̜͇̝́̾͜o̶̬̩̓̈́͆̆̀b̶̛̫͈͈͑̇̿̾̀̕:̸̨̧̡̻̹̀ ̸̠̭̖̀̓̓̒̄ͅO̶̺̼̒̈́̂̅̑͘w̸̤͙͈̏̌̏!̸̡̻̬̖͉̳̳̈́̇͊͌̐̇́͝
B̶̰̟̘͇̍̊̌͝ȍ̶̢̱̻̻̿̈́̽͝b̴̼̲͚̻̥̳̽̓:̵͕́͂̕ ̶̱̦͚̱̇̀̈́̄̎͆͠O̴̢̧̭͕̩̜̪͒̈h̸̘̱͠ ̶̱̦̼̈̊͆̊̀̚N̵̛̼͖̅̽̈́͂͒̋͝o̸͓̜̲̜̟̿̍̽͋̕!̵̨̨̛͈̳̠̮̹̌̈͂̅̆͊͊ ̸̠̺̜̭͌̀̚͠Ĩ̵̻͗̿̌̓̊͘͘'̵̢͓̪̺̠̜͚͐͒͗̃̃͝m̴̡̰̙͌̂͜͝ ̸̛͉͋̋͆̄b̶̰̠̺̍̈́͝E̵̬͉͉̰̙̓̈́̔̀͊̈͂̕c̶̰͎̬̔͝͠O̵̢̢̥̤̾̇̒̓̈́͊͘͜͝ḿ̶̧̢̟͍̹̙̞͘İ̷̟͕̘͓̦̱̇͋͛̆͘ņ̸̺̰͇̖̒̈́͝G̷̦̰͍̬̊̅͌̑̽̿͠ ̵̻͙̬̙͎̰͋̐̓s̸̢̤̩͇̞͝P̴̛͔̲̲̘̩̤͍͛̌͑͘̚î̶͕̦̭̊̾͝C̷͖͉͎̯͕̱̥̊̍͂̎͆̒̽̕y̸̧̼͉͕̞̓!̷̗̥̘͔̇̅̒͂̀̐͜͝
B̷̫̾̋̃o̶̢̺͖̬͇̩̬̽̒͗̍̽̆b̸̟͈͗͗̅̑̀͗̈́:̸̠͎̠̮̘͉̉̀̈́͆ ̸̟͖̄̄͋̓̀́̑S̶͇͋ͅm̶̡̡̢̰͔̲̫̔̇̇͜G̵̫̰̱͙̖͈͇͖̓̿̋͂͂̂̀4̶̛̠̺̜͉̖͆̎̑̂̀̇,̴̡͚͓͚̖̂͆̍̓̈́͘͝ ̶̟̗͊͌́͂̿̓P̸͙̘̐͠ḽ̸̨̲̙̆̑̐͗͂̓͜E̷̜̥̹̤̹͖̐́ͅa̷͙̳̼͎̖̝͑͗͒̌̎̐͘ͅS̷̭̯͖̯̹̠̾̒͜͝e̷͔͔͇͍̜̞͔̖̋͑̿̏̅͐͒̚ ̴̯̻̙̞̪̰̠̪͛͛̆̃̈́̅͝H̴̫͙̗̀e̴͚͌̌̋͌͋͒L̸̮̭̍p̴̛̬̽͛̀ ̴̹̰͝M̵̘̟̪̈́͋̀͋̇̾͊̊ę̴̨̰̲̙̄͌!̸̤̲̉͆̌͒̀̓̕ͅ ̵̦̐͆͗̕Į̷̼̣̮͉̦̩͈̃͒͆̐̔̀̆͆'̶̛̜͓̥͙̭̘̀̀͐̈́͘͜͜m̶̡̥͗͗ ̶̬̬͓̤̳̖͋̉͜Ť̶̩̻̠͚̞́̓̋͆̇̋o̵̯̊̉̎͊̂̇͠Ö̸̰́́̒̄ ̴̨̙̖̣̖̘͈̌̈́͘s̶̜̰͓͈͂͂͒̄͊͆͊͠P̶̙̺͎̖̋ȋ̶̡͉͉̳̾̄̈́͗͠ͅC̶͔͐̆̆̍́̏͘y̶̳͔͖̗̥͎͂͌̍́͜ ̴͇̕͠N̶̨̮̅̇̈̂̕͝o̴̻͑̅͘̚͝W̵̡͉̣̱̺̝̘̱̽͊̑̀̾̋̚!̵̣̣͈̼̟͘͜
Tari: AWW
SMG4: Tari, this is not a meme
Tari: Wohoo! Yay! Wow! WaaaAAAAAAHHH!
Tari: OH MY GOD! YEAS!
SMG4: Eh, let's give this a go
WOOO-
Rex: yo man watsup
SMG4: Roll over, Rex. Roll over!
SMG4: F*** you
SMG4: bruh, look at this dude
SMG4: Who's a good boi? DO A FLIP!
SMG4: Oh, no no no...
SMG4: Come on, come on! Do a meme!
Bear: WAAAAHHHHHH!
SMG4: God damn it
Bear Father: WHO TOUCHED MY SON?
SMG4: HOLY SHIT!
Mario: SMG4 go coo coo crazy!
SMG4: Maybe... maybe I can't do this anymore
[oh dear god is this another arc]
SMG4: Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
SMG4: WAAAAAAAHHHHH!
SMG4: Please don't hurt me
[Oh hey Yoda]
SMG4: VERY GOOD!
SMG4: YOU CAN DO IT
SMG4: YEAAAAAA WOO!
SMG4: Alright, let's DO THIS!
SMG4: YEAAAAAAAAAAHH
SMG4: I DID IT!!! I DID IT!!! I DID IT!!!
SMG4: YEAH DID IT!!! WOOHOO!!!!!
[ooooo]
Jon: OH!!!
(Credits to DeadlyBird and dh1 for subtitles)