(upbeat music)
(metal music)
- Katie.
Welcome to my home.
I'm sorry, boys,
but we'll have to our pinochle game on hold.
Come on in.
- Why'd we even start the game?
We knew Katie was coming over.
- I don't know. - Might I remind you
that it's rude to talk behind people's backs.
- Oh, yeah.
That was, I didn't even say a word.
- Katie, please, come on in.
- You have a lovely home, Scream and Eddie.
- I said, like, two words.
- Here's some biscuits.
- Oh, thank you, these will go great with dinner.
We're having mac and cheese, mashed potatoes,
turkey meatloaf, and cherry pie for dessert.
I hope you're hungry.
- Yeah, sounds delicious.
- Say, why don't you help me finish up in the kitchen?
- Yeah, definitely.
- Right this way.
(he laughs sinisterly) (knife scrapes)
So Katie, as Joey mentioned,
we're all so pleased with your success.
You've quickly become my best seller.
- Hell yeah, she is, yes!
- Wow, well, that means a lot, coming from you.
- And it's amazing that you've been able to do that
all by yourself.
I wish I knew your secret.
- Yeah, no secrets.
I'm just, I think, a natural sales woman.
- Katie, we all have secrets.
I've got a really big one, actually.
- Katie, it's his knife.
Oh, I should have put something in her ear, God!
- My cherry pie recipe, it's a family secret.
- Mm-hmm.
It smells really good in here.
- You do like pie, don't you?
- It's not my favorite.
More of a cookie girl.
But I'll eat it if it's there.
- Do you know what the most important part
about making a cherry pie is?
- The cherries?
- Following the recipe.
- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, you have to follow it to the tee,
otherwise the pie won't come out right.
Now, some people, they think they don't
have to follow the recipe.
They'll add their own ingredients,
ingredients that simply don't belong in the pie.
Now, we spent a long time perfecting this pie recipe
and we simply cannot tolerate outside ingredients,
do you understand that?
- Oh, man, this guy really loves pie.
I get it.
- Yeah, I get it.
- If I found out that my pie contained outside ingredients,
do you know what I would do?
I would throw it into the dumpster.
And that would be the end of that pie.
Do you understand?
- Yes.
I mean, I'm clean, no extra ingredients on me.
Bathroom, where is your bathroom?
I have to pee.
- Straight through the dining room.
- I like clean fish.
Where, what is she doing?
- What, does she think we're gonna shoot her?
- They're waterboarding her.
Oh, my God, I can't believe I did this to her.
- Cheryl, are you trying to get me killed?
- Oh, my God.
Oh, she's alive!
Yes, yes, holy, holy, holy.
- Is-a camera on my phone.
Guess it's normal.
- God (laughs).
(man knocks on door)
- [Man] Everything all right in there?
Dinner's ready. - Shit!
Yeah, one sec.
I'll be right out.
(suspenseful music)
- No, no, no, no, no,
I need to return those to work, I can't ...
Oh, Katie, don't.
I didn't give her an earpiece.
God, that was my biggest mistake.
(she gasps)
- Did I surprise you?
- A little bit, yeah.
- My apologies.
Let's get going.
- After you.
- No, you first.
- I don't know the way, I'd prefer to follow you.
- I insist.
- You know what, let's go at the same time.
- Fine, let's go together.
- Could you just give me a little more space, it's just ...
It's fine.
Come on, la-bo-her.
I go, you go, I go ...
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that was inappropriate,
shouldn't have done that.
It's just interesting that I got
a different type of wine than everybody else.
- Just one little sip.