We are here
because all of you
are failures.
This is bull (bleep). Good luck.
(laughs) Wh...
Does someone want to voluntarily volunteer?
You do?
[clapping]
why are you here today?
I've got some confidence issues.
So I feel...
That I can see.
Has something happened to make you feel
like you can't be great at anything?
I think...
just the fact that I didn't succeed
as a singer
has really hurt my confidence
Can you sing on the spot?
No, never-mind
I'm not even asking
You're going to sing.
Oh, okay. Alright.
Uh.
Ama-
-zing Grace
Give it to us.
How sweet
Um, not the best voice.
Alright.
I'm going to put you under hypnosis
close your eyes please.
Breathe deeply
Now I'm going to bring you
fully into a state of
hypnotic suggestion.
one.
Two.
Three.
[clapping, snapping]
And you're relaxed.
You, are a beautiful
singer!
sing
Amazing Grace.
AMA -
-ZING GRACE
HOW SWEET
THE SOUND
THAT SAVED
A WRETCH
LIKE ME
[clapping]
three.
two.
one.
[clapping, snapping]
What happened?
Amazing Grace.
[Laughs]
how very sweet that sound.
Seriously?
You just sold your first 20 albums
She did it...
by getting out
out of her mind.
[clapping]
What's your name?
Rick. Travis.
Travis. Nice to meet you.
Come over this way.
Can we step back a couple inches?
For the fan.
All right, now we're good.
What are you afraid of?
Well, I think I'm probably most afraid of heights
and more specifically flying.
I'm unable to travel the same way
that everybody else travels,
so it takes me a little bit longer,
and so I miss out on a lot of opportunities
to learn how to sell better.
So oddly enough, your fear of heights
is actually impacting your ability to do your job.
It doesn't allow me to fly.
You two seem to have a connection,
I think you should take him into his suggestive state.
Are you sure?
Yes. Very sure.
So let's begin.
I'm gonna have you go ahead and close your eyes.
Inhale courage, exhale fear.
All right, now we're gonna have you count down
from ten down to one in your mind,
rapidly increasing the speed.
One, two, three!
Okay, Travis.
You, Rick, are able
to take your feet off the ground.
The sky is literally the limit for you.
But not even there do you stop.
You have plenty of success waiting for you.
Rick, you can fly.
You have the ability to fly.
Fly.
You can fly.
I can't fly.
Rick can fly.
Rick can't fly.
Rick loves flying.
I can't fly.
I can't fly. I can't fly.
I can't fly, I can't fly, I can't fly...
(indistinct muttering)
We should get him out of the trance.
Do you agree with that?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
(man) Can somebody tell me what we do now?
The only voice that should be heard
from here on out is Travis'.
I don't know what the hell they doing around here.
What's going through your head right now?
I can't fly.
Why can't you fly?
Afraid.
Rick.
You can fly.
I can't fly.
Rick, you love flying.
You can go anywhere, because you can fly.
I'm going to fly.
I can fly. I can fly.
See what happened?
I can fly!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, my God!
Oh!
What is this! Oh, my God!
What-- What did-- That was Rick!
That was Rick.
What does this got to do with sales?
I'm just the protégé.
He needs us, he needs Travis.
Is his neck broken?
He needs us, he needs Travis.
No, you can't. We just--
We actually just discussed that.
I know where I want to fly to.
Well, you can't fly, so we can't go there.
I want to fly to "Fameless."
What?
Do you even know where that is?
No.
It's the prank show you're on right now.
What?
(laughter)