- DREW, COME FORWARD.
- YES, CHEF.
THIS IS A CHICKEN QUICHE WITH CREMINI MUSHROOMS,
BABY SPINACH, AND FETA CHEESE.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
WELL, DREW, I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THIS DISH.
[dramatic thud]
IT'S THAT YOU HAVEN'T MADE IT FOR ME SOONER.
[upbeat music] - THANK YOU, CHEF.
- BECAUSE IF YOU HAD, DREW, THEN I WOULD KNOW
HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT COOKING FOOD THAT'S BAD.
[dramatic thud, suspenseful music]
- I'M SORRY, CHEF.
- AND WHEN I SAY, "BAD," I MEAN, MICHAEL JACKSON
[upbeat music] - THANK YOU, CHEF.
- YOU KNOW HOW HE LOOKED REALLY, REALLY BAD
AT THE END OF HIS LIFE? [dramatic thud]
- CHEF, I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU LIKE THE DISH OR NOT.
- YOU DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE THE DISH OR NOT?
WELL, LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
PACK YOUR [bleep] KNIVES, GET OUT, YOU'RE OFF THE SHOW.
- SORRY, CHEF.
- BECAUSE YOU SHOULD BE WORKING
IN THE FINEST RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD.
[upbeat music] - THANK YOU, CHEF.
- JUST NOT ANY WORLD THAT I LIVE IN.
[dramatic thud] - SORRY, CHEF.
- BECAUSE, FRANKLY DREW, I'M JEALOUS OF YOU.
- THANK YOU, CHEF.
- AND YOUR ABILITY TO NOT GIVE A [bleep]
ABOUT WHAT YOU COOK.
THIS IS NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
NO, THIS SHOULD BE EATEN BY A HIGHER LIFE-FORM
WITH A MORE COMPLEX PALATE, BUT ALSO AN ALTRUISTIC DRIVE
TO SAVE HUMANITY FROM DISHES LIKE THIS.
JOKING. NOT! YOU DESERVE TO DIE!
AAH!
SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO ENDURE A LIFE IN WHICH YOU WILL
NEVER EXCEED WHAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED HERE TODAY.
[upbeat music]
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- THANK YOU, CHEF.
- IN CONCLUSION...EH.