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is it off? i just wanna get out of these clothes
i'm sorry but these clothes scream lesbian
i don't even know what this means
have you seen coin heist? no i haven't
really? more like sex heist
why am i not surprised? yeah i haven't actually seen it
is she a prostitute? well i haven't actually seen it
but i'm just thinking, no offence how else are you gonna get that role?
you know
oh my god, did you see that video Emma Blackery made about us?
oh my god yeah, the one about losing friends.
no offence, i'm not lost. yeah exactly. yeah
i'm not lost. you're not lost
i'm very much found. you're very much found
like what's she talking about? yeah
you don't just tap demo with shade. if i wanted to tap demo with shade i'd be like
Alexis G Zall fucked my mum
yeah. truth.
not clickbait. absolute truth. not clickbait
you know Amy Ordman does those tiny car videos. tiny car videos
yeah uhm alot of those videos are getting flagged as offensive by the midget community
the one problem that i have with like the Amy Ordman clan is that like
sometimes i don't know which one she is out of those three girls
her stunt doubles. oh yeah yeah yeah. what was it Megan?
Jo, Jo Simonds, Symonds? they're really nice in real life.
like every time Amy has to do like a stunt in her videos they just chuck one of those girls in
cause you can't tell the difference. really? yeah.
Does Amy not do her own stunts? no. i'm surprised at that
because she's like where she's from
oh like Hugh Jackman's from there too and he doesn't his own stunts
they're all stuntmen.
that's where they come from, Australia. yeah
that's true.
You know Dodie Clark? That singer? yeah
Well she's bisexual now, tap that demo, tap that demo.
uhm and what i don't get about her right is
I actually think her music is good
yeah. but like why is she playing a children's guitar?
oh my god that guitar is so much too small for you
right i don't understand. like get your guitar fitted. right
she's so much bigger than her guitar and i just
i don't get why, like anyone on location or on set
any of the staff, haven't said right, okay, you know what this doesn't match
because your guitar's too small
all i know is that the prop designer or whatever fucked up
did you see the Cammie instagram, that i love you about 2017?
oh yeah but it wasn't really about 2017. dem tap, tap that dem
she is dem tapping. nice one. tapping that dem so hard.
i thought that. did you think that?
Jake, Jake. have you met Jake yet? no.
oh my god he's actually hilarious.
oh my god, you wanna know the best storyline this year? who?
Shannon Beveridge. like it's a bit predictable
like but i think that for the audience they're gonna really eat that shit up
what is it?
basically she does another challenge with Vanessa
right and everyone's like "oh is something going on between you whatever, whatever
and they basically have a romance
right yeah predictable, whatever.
both two fuckboys uhm but yeah
they totally make it work
and then so Phil was coming actually
so basically Shannon moves to Canada
to be with Vanessa because i don't know if you've noticed
but long distance, overseas relationships at the moment are really in. yeah so good. so in
i mean i know Canada isn't technically overseas.
you remember when we had to pretend that we didn't know where Canada was in that last video?
god so embarrassing.
uhm so yeah so apparently long distance is really fucking in at the moment.
like tap that dem
she goes to live in canada but plot twist
boarder force are like uh uh
no Hollister bikini models allowed
oh my god who is writing this shit for the LA youtubers?
it's amazing. fucking gold. oh my god they have the best writers
yeah i know they're amazing, they're actually amazing.
so, i was like oh my god i was reading the script
and i was like i'm so invested in that story
that's amazing.
she should be like nominated for an award if she pulls this off
she'll pull it off. that's excellent work
talking about awards. did you notice that magazine?
what's it called? Dover, Dover! yeah yeah yeah
what is it?i know the one you mean. whatever
oh Diver! Diver. yeah yeah yeah Diver! right
we are up for another award in that Diver magazine. oh my god
actually insane.
you know what happened the other day?
that Diver account, verified account tweeted me like
"oh we hope that tour doesn't conflict with these rewards" wahetver
and i was like oh sorry can't go cause we've got our wedding anniversary
haha wedding anniversary
no offence, i'm not going to another award ceremony.
because there's like lesbians everywhere
it's like, they stink
fucking stink
so where are you actually gonna be when we're saying that we're on our anniversary together?
I don't know. i was thinking about going to like a Heteros bar
yeah! you know? that sounds fun
Heteros only.
i might actually join you
we see a lot of each other already no offence
I know but that way we can get like instagram pictures.
and like people will think. the instagram pictures
last year when we did Penny Hill park, whatever it was
uhm for our wedding anniversary, instagram boom
thankyou Phil. yeah
Hetero privilege isn't a thing
that's just something the gays talk about
exactly. like make a fuss. make us feel bad.
yeah exactly. the only thing. sorry i'm being me!
oh isn't that everything you stand for
talking about haircuts did you see how much uhm
Amanda McKenna tapped that demo the other day
rainbow. genius.
did she do rainbow? yeah. oh i just saw green
ah. oh that's clever.
honestly i saw and i was like ahh. Now that is clever
oh so clever.
how much can i not be fucked to go on that tour?
i don't mind being like on stage and having the crowd
screaming my name and applauding me
what i mind is touching all the lesbians afterwards.
did you know Caspar Lee isn't even South African
where's he from? he's from Hull
is it true you fucked Jake Mitchell?
Jake and Saffron broke up and as soon as i heard
i was like you're responsible
bet you're responsible. can i, let me tell you something
he told me they were split up
he told me they were already over when we got together
isn't he like 16 years old? your type
your type.
look, okay, it's been blamed on some girl named Claudia now
who the fuck is Claudia? i think that's her name
how's that nutritionist storyline going down for you?
oh i haven't done it yet but what i think i'm gonna do
is do a huge video on my channel next about my mental health
because you know, get those hits. oh my god
that's such a good idea. yeah know
what you gonna come out as?
uhm i think i'm gonna say i have OCD
that's my storyline
you can't do that. we're saving that sshh.
why did you think i've never made a proper OCD video on my channel?
i thought we'd made one together.
oh yeah that was like a teaser
everyone's like make more
i won't do it. exactly
no no no i'm gonna pull out the big guns. tap it(?). nah. well that's the big guns.
the big guns? hello, our big break up storyline
if all else fails i run away with a baby
and you're like custody battle
and it's like oh my god
but no before that i'm just gonna whip out OCD if i need to
everyone does it
it's like declining views - mental health storyline
you know what really sucks? what?
condoms. hate them. and me. don't like using them
they give me thrush. they give me thrush
oh my god the other and we had to go to SHE bar in London with Cammie and Zara
Bleugh
i'm actually kinda hungry, corned beef? ooh yeah please!