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Don't take candy from a Stranger
Things like that could lead to danger
Dustin, Lucas, El, and Mike
Riding on a bike
To save their friend from the Upside Down
Those Stranger Things
You know we're living those Stranger Things
previously on Stranger Things
Everyone was so busy watching me freak out about the rock in my shoe
nobody noticed El had followed us
she did not look great
El?
Bucky... You stubborn donkey
Don't you remember who I am?
are you a building?
No, of course not!
Chicken pot pie?
No, I'm a person!
An armless magician?
You can literally see my arms!
Aw, come here, El...
Hey
Do you want some gum?
Well
I don't have any right now
Prolly should have said that before I asked you
Do you want a Twinkie?
Oh wait, I don't have that either
Hmm
Here's a muffin
Hey is that like a worm hatch up there?
Wait , does a little worm come up in here?
What'd you name him?
Chump?
Colton?
Bennett?
Pete Peppercorn?
No
Regenio?
Lil' Bobby Booper?
Disease
Oh! I musn't see you!
Bye!
Nancy had made up with her boyfriend,
Steve Hair, though she was feeling a little uneasy about a gift he'd given her
HAIR IS HERE!
Oh!
yay
Am I at the right locker?
Totally
It's just... Umm
I feel weird because of this amulet
You know that's why I gave it to you right?
That thing's trouble
You wanna cuddle?
With you?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no
I mean, your hair gets all on me, and I don't wanna -
No look, hey, I'll put a bow in it
You don't have to
I wasn't going to
Because you like this hair
mmm gag
It ought to be in the zoo
Pie? It is here?
Not yet
Does you think you not even hungry?
Not really, no
Oh, beautiful
Yeah, I guess
Okay, you know what? Tomorrow morning I'm gonna use paper butter
What is that?
It's paper they made into butter and it's cool
Well it doesn't sound like it'd be very cool
What?
You're not supposed to eat wood!
Well, if you want to you could bite anything
Yeah, seriously
Well, except a baby neck
I mean, that's so specific it's troubling
Lecollazoo
What's that word?
I don't know!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey
Wanna fight?
Yeah, I'll fight, let's go
Well that's awesome
Do we have to do this part every time?
Yes, that's how it goes. I require jazz
Fight jazz
So let's fight, fräulein
Okay... your face looks like... extra stuff that's in the sink
And your face definitely looks like one of those nasty accidents
where the doors come off a Camaro
I won this
Marm's persistence finally paid off one night
when Nancy needed a ride to the puppet show and
couldn't find anyone else to take her
Oh no. My car is so dead.
No, come on, just drive away
The car won't start
Yeah, and that seems pretty sketch
AH, you're so adorable, I'm gonna put on some music
Marm, come on!
Girl, we got no brakes
We have brakes, now go
I mean, the aura you got is so amazing
Oh, gag, chill out
I've had that line since like seventh grade
It's stupid
Girl, come on
No
My favorite mannequin, Randy, had gone missing a few nights earlier
And for a second, we thought maybe the cops had found him
It's not Randy... It's not a mannequin
It's just an actual kid
Where are you old friend?
You know, I'm a comedian!
And Randy always laughed at me, because sometimes friends make us laugh
Why can't you just laugh?
And why won't you eat tuna?
What's wrong with tuna?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH TUNA??
Egg?
What?
Egg?
Huh?
Egg
Say what??
What?
I don't know
Oh man, I just hurt my tooth on this rock
Why?
Hey, wait a second. Where'd you get this amulet?
It's evil
Definitely
So evil it will defeat you
Guess we'll see
Hey wait
I'm walking
You need dog spit
Okay, you need dog spit
Beware of the amulet!
The amulet is always watching
Yes it is
I'd devised a brilliant plan to dress El up like a mannequin
and then ride her around town on the back of my bike to try to lure out the mannequin thief
We stopped by school really fast to grab some rope, but we got interrupted
I smell a wooden leg
Oh! I mean, I smell a pencil
Look how I'm sick
Yeah, I gotta stop feeding him rocks
Uh-huh... hey pick a few vowels and say 'em
Kevin
I'll do it... B!
X!
K!
Ham
Yeah, what of ham?
Blood butter
Don't
Okay, yeah, you're right.
Ch-chirp!
Hey dog man
When was it that you dated Marm?
Who dat?
Marm... she's got angel hair?
Actually she doesn't have any real hair, she's totally bald
Still, you guys did go out
True... though she was not real lively
Mmm that's probably because she knew you had ebola
Brutal
I just couldn't think anyone that would have wanted to steal Randy
Before long though the puzzle pieces started falling into place
Hey
Idiot
I know you guys stole Randy
You're an aardvark skin flake
Wait, are you the kid we hit?
Uh, you got giant throat skin
I think you're an impression of my sewer
Yeah, well, you look like flowers
Good one, Labalti
You got beat son
Why is there all that urine?
This is so bad I must laugh!
Jonathan was waiting at the vet because -
I HEAR YOU
Wait what?
I can hear you
You can't talk to the narrator
Hey
Try jazz
No, you are so busted! No!
I saw you when you licked that lizard in there
Man, that's an automatic shun!
Don't you want your sticker?
NO!
Mommy?
Mommy!
Mommy... wait!
This is not how you get up to Cheesytown!
Cheesytown?
Yes, Mommy, they have the cheese there for you!
Holy Flugel!
Good, I was just thinking about dinner!
Oh great, let me take you to the tram
I want to. That's our spot, because that's the last ride to Cheesytown
And you can live there and stuff
I don't want to move there!
I know Cheesytown's greasy
GAH!
I got kinda queasy!
GAH!
Making out with a frat guy is too easy!
GAH!
Especially when I know that they are drinking!
GAH!
Hey, I just wrote a pretty good poem!
Yeah, well there's socks in their lakes!
There's socks, but not for you!
Okay?
I don't know her very
Today in PE I wore a cup on my eye and it was just black
And my coach says he wouldn't ever let me have a
lunchbox tournament since I'm writing a screenplay
About who?
A dentist
He'd better be cute
Who, t he dentist?
Mmmm... no
I gotta imagine he'd be kind of cute
And maybe have him play the mega flute all night
And I want his fingers to talk to me
Uhhhh
Is he really here?
The dentist?
Who else?
Mother why would you
Think the fictional dentist from my screenplay could be here?
I made him up
So you're telling me you slurped them
They were damp and slippery
Well, some are for sure
Hey, what's the island that Yoda's on?
Dagobah is a planet, are you a maniac like my son?
No, no, no, that guy is actually cool
Dagobah is a planet I'm afraid chief
Yeah, island is not the proper term
And Yoda is the little elf?
Lick a goat! You know that is low!
Is he the elf?
Will you please get that mannequin out now and fling it away?
Okay chief
That guy is so hairy!
What'd you just say?
I said you're a freak
Why don't you say it to my hair?
Because your hair is leaving
Say what?
You're a butt flug
A what?
You look like somebody's glutes
Glutes? What's glutes?
I'd squeeze your head but I'm tired
I slipped in the tub
I slipped, and then there was poop
The amulet!
I think, yeah
You wanna eat that? You wanna eat it?
No, what?
Nice!
It's 'cause of the broccoli
Yeah, broccoli's a blessing
I don't want to be here
Okay, my phone's about to ring anyway
Howdy friend
You need anything?
Yes, a vinaigrette
I'll have a sangwhich
'Kay, sounds good
Say, uh, what are we talking about?
Well I guess...
FOOD
Yeahhhhh
Can I get a glass of your water?
You drank it all
You don't have to get crazy, ok?
I don't KNOW how to get crazy
You're doing it right now!
I wish someone else would give me their number!
Oh dang
Okay I shouldn't have said that
Though honestly, you're hardly a piece of cake
But I mean -
Hey where's my amulet?
Ugh, whatever, that thing was haunted
Wait, so it's not here?
Where is it? Hey look, I need it
No you don't!
What do I smell?
What is that, okra?
Wait, is that pad thai?!
I have an allergy and I need to call Granny
Because I need to tell her a lot of stuff
Because she's Granny
GRANNY! GRANNY! GRANNY!
GRANNY!
No, no I don't like it!
Granny's a spy!
Oh, then... huh?
Okay, let's practice your words
All the new stuff
Get ready to sayyyyyy
Say "parrot legs"
Parrot legs
Hey neat. You did it!
Get ready to sayyyyy
Say "spider wrist"
Spider wrist
Great, now bonus round
"Heavy stool"
Heavy stool
"You're really my favorite"
You're really my favorite
"I love you"
I love you
Good job!