♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (Finebros) In this episode, we are going to be
putting you through a "don't smile or laugh" challenge.
- Why me?
- Ooh, okay!
- Oh, I was dreaming of doing one of these!
- I'm gonna fail. (laughs)
- I'm already laughing now at the concept of it.
- (Finebros) How do you think you're gonna do?
- Terrible.
- I think I'm gonna lose horrifically.
- Serious business. - I don't want to--
Wait, can I get my smiles out first?
- I've been doing a lot of yoga, so I think I'm gonna be fine.
- No, you have not.
- Sad thoughts. Sad thoughts. FNAF. FNAF, FNAF.
- Dead puppies, dead puppies. (Finebros snicker)
Don't laugh; that's not funny.
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (solemn voice) Because I know
somewhere deep down in my heart... - (chortling) I can't do this.
I can't. I've seen this video! (buzzer)
- (man) Because I know... - I've seen this one before.
- Not this one. - (man) ...deep down in my heart...
- I mean, this is just sad.
- (man) I still love you.
(in video: loud, bleating cry)
- (snickers)
(buzzer)
(in video: bleating cry)
- That was unexpected.
(in video: croaking sobs)
(buzzer)
(in video: bleating cry)
- I can't help it. I can't help it. (laughing)
(buzzer)
(in video: bleating cry) - Biting my tongue.
- (sputters, laughs)
I forgot the noise. Oh, that beautiful sound.
(buzzer)
(in video: bleating cry) - (takes deep breath)
- (man) It's okay. (croaking sobs)
- (sighs deeply) I survived.
- (stylist) Now watch when I flipped her hair back.
Did you see the difference of this hair? - Oh, I know this one.
Oh, you show-- ha, you're screwed.
- (caller) It's beautiful.
- (stylist) Now let me-- look at the back.
I am telling you, this hairspray is amazing.
Now, do you love my plump and thick?
- (caller) I absolu-- I keep, like, eight cans at a time
together. - (stylist) Oh, girl,
let me give you a kiss! That is good! Mwah!
That one's got it-- whoa!
- I lost. I lost.
(laughing) I wasn't expecting it!
(buzzer)
- (stylist) That is good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa!
- (cracks up) - (stylist) I fell on my booty!
Good! Mwah! (buzzer)
Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa!
(laughter) I fell on my booty!
- I feel like it's not fair when I'm in a group of two,
because he's, like, ramping me up and getting me.
He's like, "Oh, you're gonna laugh!"
(buzzer)
- (stylist) Good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa!
Good! Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa!
- Cease the repetition, damn it! It's the repetition!
(buzzer)
- (stylist) Good! Mwah!
That one's got it-- whoa! - Whoa.
- (stylist) ...got it-- whoa! - Guys, this isn't safe.
- (stylist) Mwah! That one's got it-- whoa!
- I thought the hairspray itself
was funnier than the actual fall.
♪ (suspenseful music) ♪ - Don't laugh.
- (distorted) ♪ Young man, there's no need to feel down ♪
♪ I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground ♪
♪ I said, young man ♪
- Why's his head going down to his crotch?
- ♪ Need to be unhappy ♪ - What computer game is this?
- That is the strangest twerk I have ever seen.
I agree the Scout, actually. He looks terrified.
- ♪ Many ways to have a good time ♪
- Was that Shrek in the background there at the end of that one?
- (girl) I smell like beef.
I smell like beef. I smell like beef.
I smell like beef. (adult chuckles)
I smell like beeeef!
(slow-mo) I smell like beeeeef!
- God damn it! (laughing uncontrollably)
It was the slow-motion that killed me!
(buzzer)
- (slow-mo) I smell like beeeeef!
- Kids are great.
- (Finebros) You did it. - I won?
I wonder whether that reflects that I've got a bad--
like, I've got not much of a sense of humor.
- What do I receive again?
- (Finebros) Satisfaction. - Okay.
How do you send that?
♪ (dramatic chord) ♪
- (Finebros) So you lost the challenge. - Yeah.
- I lost immediately.
- Shut up. (laughs)
- I'm so mad. I'm mad at myself!
- Second year in a row.
- We suck. - We have failed.
- I would have made it if I had gotten through that
just last couple moments of "beeeef."
- Laughing is just too fun to let that ruin the feeling.
- Yeah, I kinda just was like, "I want to laugh."
- (Finebros) What was your strategy for winning?
- I imagine to make a French kiss with my dad and mom.
And that is not a fun time.
- It's just not letting your guard down.
It's tough. It was tough.
- (Finebros) How difficult was this challenge?
- Was impossible.
- I failed the second one, so kinda hard.
- It was very difficult.
The guy that fell on his "booty" was, uh-- it got me.
- That was so hard.
That first one, that noise--
I knew the noise was coming 'cause I've seen it before.
But I just couldn't-- I couldn't hold it in.
- The beef one.
Just repeating "I smell like beef" over and over again,
like, blew my mind.
- (Finebros) What would you like to say to those who lost?
- You need to up your game. It's all about mental control.
- Dear losers, I'm so sorry about you
and that you must look inside your mirror every morning
and laugh and be happy.
- (Finebros) So look in the camera.
What do you want to say to the YouTubers that also lost?
- I hope you didn't make it any further than I did.
- We get you.
- We're only humans.
- Congratulations for having a soul as well.
- We need to stand up together
and one day get through one of these where we don't laugh.
- We laughed. We had fun. We had a sense of humor.
Instead let's take a moment to mourn those people who did "win."
- (Finebros) And what do you want to say to your fellow winners?
- Congratulations. We won together.
- Dear winners, hey, let us hang out soon at a restaurant,
not make the eye contact, and be very serious.
- (Finebros) What would you say to the people who did win?
- Tip of the cap to you.
- You're a better human being. Congratulations.
- You really lose. In life, you really lose.
- You're dead inside. - Yeah, you are soulless.
- I hate you. I hope you've lost now.
- Congratulations. - Do you think you're cool?
It's like the people that may upload a video of them
passing the Cinnamon Challenge.
It's like, great. That wasn't entertaining.
- I hate you.
Because you are the gods that I am to be in this,
and I failed miserably.
I'm gonna get you next time.
I'm gonna beat your ass down.
- Thanks for watching us try not to smile or laugh,
which I failed at, on YouTubers React.
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Chances are you'll find something you like.
- Bye! - See you later!
- Bye from Dan and Phil.
- (robotic voice) I smell like beef.
- (sniffs) Go to the shower, mate. - (chuckles)
♪ (end music) ♪