One day if I'm born of the opposite sex right,
I'll run up to my ex-girlfriend and say,
You want me now?
Hi guys! Welcome to another episode of AskTSL.
This time we are answering TMI questions.
Lee Dong Wook.
- Lee dong Wook? - That's yours?
Oh my god.
You know these days I've been watching-
If you look at my YouTube history right,
I have just been searching videos of him in Return of Superman.
Because he's such a daddy.
Maybe not so much of guilty pleasure,
Just pleasure is Axel.
Not guilty at all.
So this is TMI.
I occasionally go 2-3 days without showering.
It happens.
Sew like to pick her nose then stick (her boogers) on the wall.
No! That one was when I was a child!
When I was a child!
Y'all never did this before when you were a child?
- Y'all never did this before when you were a child? - Child? I'm still doing it.
Okay mine is picking my nose, but when I'm half asleep.
The shorts that I always wear at home has pockets.
Then you collect inside?
Then just put inside.
After I wake up then go and wash already, my shorts.
So your whole washing machine right, the dryer-
Not like that!
The boogers are like-
So her shorts the insides of her pockets are like hardened, all the boogers.
Like centrifugal force then the thing-
Then the thing collect.
Don't ever reach into Jes' pockets.
Behind.
I clean two ways.
- Huh like this? - You clean your butt two ways?
- No like one time- - Or you take the towel then you like-
No, no.
Okay sometimes also like that, but it's always back to front.
Huh cannot. Not allowed.
- Not allowed. - Shit.
- You, y'all- - High risk of infection.
Y'all better check your down there.
But then-
Looks 6 out of 10,
Personality is 8 out of 10.
No, Jes.
- Your current- - I think the looks not bad.
Your current look, I'll rate you an 8-9 out of 10.
Your long hair look?
Then maybe a 6 out of 10.
I'll rate you a 9 if you still got the long nails.
I swear. When I saw I was like-
- Jes, your hands. - Wow 9 out of 10.
In my team members' eyes.
- You are answering for us? - Yes.
I would say they'll rate me an 8.5 out of 10.
What's lacking in that 1.5?
Your voice.
No y'all just like to irritate me,
So y'all will purposely minus 1.5.
Otherwise they'll actually rate me a 10.
- Wow the confidence is skyrocketing. - Seriously, your confidence is off the charts.
There are a lot of people that I want to unfollow,
That I'm sure we want to unfollow.
But it's not that we are scared that they will unfollow us.
Just that later they'll realise then it'll be too obvious
Then later they think this and that then ugh.
Then they get offended.
- Yeah. - Just mute.
Not because we don't like that person or anything,
As for me personally.
It's more like I don't like to see their content.
Yeah, same.
Never.
Hey why did you give me that face?
I never mute Jes because there was one time I saw her dancing the WAP.
Look at what's down there.
Play with my balls.
Play with my boobs.
- So adventurous. - But who knows maybe you'll end up having small boobs like me.
That is true, that is true.
Got choice to change to girls with big boobs?
- As in like I want to change to big boobs. - You think this is Sims?
I want to get somebody to kick me in the balls,
To see if it really hurts that much.
Come, I try.
One day if I'm born of the opposite sex right,
I'll run up to my ex-girlfriend and say,
You want me now?
Oh my god.
1, 2, 3.
Wait I need to think.
I think is 3.
If you have to think then it probably wasn't an ex.
I'm not sure whether it is counted as an ex or not because it was underground.
You know why it was underground?
- Like basement? - 'Cause this fella-
- This fella didn't want people to know. - B2.
I thought B1 B2.
Your school so high-class got basement.
B2.
I will never date Bolin.
Same. I never date Bolin.
- I will never date Bolin. -So sad.
He's too much of a flight risk.
He can fly away?
Or sit aeroplane got risk?
Bolin's personality and his lifestyle is too unpredictable for me.
I just feel like Bolin will make me very irritated all the time if I spend too much time with him.
'Cause he's too loud.
He's too loud and too intense.
I'm not a very quiet person,
So can you imagine two very noisy people together.
I don't have anybody that I won't date.
But I would date Renae.
Can you give us a surprise?
Yeah exactly. Where's the plot twist that we are looking for?
No.
That's why I'm still single.
But my EC (Eye Candy) are all girls.
She is on your team!
I knew it! I knew it you like girls.
No!
No...
Everybody?
Okay it was not really a stranger because it was a colleague.
And then I was an intern then,
And I was doing this thing called Signature Hunt.
When you had your long hair!
Yeah. Is it me?
"Where's the plot twist"
Then you bumped into Jes and her long hair flipped.
Oh am I blocking something?
Then after that I say: "Who ask you sit here one?"
Yeah but the moment she like-
Because I tapped the chair right,
Then I like
Then she- Yes?
Then she really like
Then I was like
Then she keep talking right, it was just
She was like: "Are you okay?"
And I was like: "Huh?"
Legit. I was really starstruck.
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
I have a lot of friends whom I am very direct with.
If I see them together and I know that she is clearly happy for the wrong reason,
I will tell her straight up that if this is going to be it right,
And you are willing to settle down with him,
Then this is the repercussion.
But at the end of the day I'll still be here for you.
It's just that I don't know how much I can take before (our friendship) falls apart.
Why every time when I give my answer everyone becomes so solemn?!
It's great answers.
- Good answers. - Answers of wisdom.
- Wisdom answers. - It's very deep.
Wise answers.
Am I so boring?
I am so boring is it?
Mine is I...
Like the person so much,
That I want them to break up.
Oh.
That took a turn.
The urinal is very high.
It's not universal. It's not-
It's not international.
It's so high! I have to tip-toe you know.
I know I am short but-
I bought these slippers so that I can reach the urinal.
- See, it's so thick. - Might as well wear high heels.
Wah really TMI.
But now I stand straight okay.
Just saying.
- Congratulations. - But then your-
But then your ding dong will touch the...
No never touch, never touch.
I will maneuver.
My Premiere Pro always lag.
The Premiere Pro always gets logged out.
Yes.
Sometimes when you edit then suddenly when you playback right,
Hafeez's face is like
Then it refuses to move then you know there's something wrong.
Then after that you'll see "Not Responding".
No.
None!
I'm quite sure that if you want to be an influencer,
This is not really the place you should go.
With that in mind.
The influencer- In fact for Fauzi they all right,
It all just comes along with the job that is not an influencer.
And there's no such job here that is called Influencer.
We do have our day jobs.
The influencers that you think-
The people that you think are influencers in TSL,
They do it on the side.
Mine is Hired or Fired.
Mine is also Hired or Fired.
Mine is also.
It's the most complex.
Yes.
In terms of filming, producing, the scripting, and also editing.
On the other side of the-
- Fence. -Fence.
I love Hired or Fired.
- I like the shoots. - Oh yes, yes.
I like the shoots.
The content is great.
I would say that as a producer and editor of Hired or Fired,
You get to learn new things all the time about the job.
Which I find very very insightful.
Wow you guys are so deep.
I just like Hired or Fired because of the host.
The TSL's Golden Boy.
1, 2, 3.
Fauzi!
I think it's because he makes our job so much easier.
As a producer right, he knows what are the things to talk about.
And like for example if he fumbles with his words,
He will re- He will say it again.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
He makes editing so much easier.
He's such a great talent right, he himself is a producer actually.
Actually he was the head of our YouTube team before.
Yes.
Wow, in what? Year 2016?
- Wow, in what? Year 2016? - 5-6 years ago.
Oh my god.
I used to love casting Chris.
Because he will always look like he's about to die.
I want to be Rainier.
And then I'll sing the entire day.
Then after that I'll record a lot of OSTs for future short films.
One day is Rainier then the next day is Adria.
Then I sing duet.
Jes?
- Can I? - Hint hint.
- SJ? - How about no.
Your OST stands for Offkey Sound Track.
If Jes got long nails then I got crush a bit.
So oddly specific.
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