Let's go!
Oh, my god!
[laughs]
KELLY HYLAND: We should go out.
Oh, yeah.
Cheers.
To dance!
To dance.
[laughter]
Do you want to get a drink?
I'm sorry.
[inaudible] don't run.
Wait.
Let's sit down and have a drink.
Nobody will know where we are.
We're missing in action.
If she screams at those kids one more time,
I'm going to lose it.
I know you need to get Maddie seen.
I understand.
That's the whole goal of all of us doing anything is for that.
Oh, my god.
I am not getting Chloe's headshot.
We spend $30 billion to dance for her
and then you get [bleep] all over.
Oh.
Cheers.
To dance!
To dance.
[laughs]
[sighs]
[laughter]
Wait.
Can I have another glass of wine real quick?
Excuse me.
[laughter]
I cannot believe it.
These moms are ridiculous.
They are in a bar drinking and their kid needs
to be onstage in 20 minutes.
Are you two good to go?
Yeah, we're going to leave in a minute.
All right.
Oh, OK.
We're double-fisted.
It's not good.
I don't double-fist when I'm with my kids.
I double-fist when I'm in college.
Oh, you guys, you're beautiful.
Deb, just, let's go.
Let's go. - All right.
Goodbye, you guys. Take care.
Let's go.
Oh, my god.
We're not even allowed to talk.
We walked into rehearsals this morning
and Kelly is nowhere to be found.
If Kelly doesn't come back, Abby can feel free to replace
me, too, because you know what?
We're a two for one.
No Kelly, no Christi, because I'm not putting
up with these people alone.
WOMAN: I hit a jackpot.
[whine]
[inaudible]
Look at Abby here.
Oh, god.
Too pure to be pink, Abby.
[laughs]
Kelly on probation for cursing in the studio, 1979.
Some things never change, huh?
WOMAN: God, Paige is going to get tortured.
No, she's in a good mood.
You were her servant today.
No!
You-- yeah, you hooked her up.
You only stole two things.
And--
[laughter]
Shut up, [inaudible]!
I think you're ahead of the game.
You know Abby's going to have something to say.
And you know, I'm trying to behave myself
and kiss her ass this week.
So--
[laughs]
KELLY HYLAND: --I'm going to sit here and bite my tongue.
That's so hard to do.
Kelly, this is where you called her a whore!
[laughter]
Oh!
ABBY LEE MILLER: Kelly, go get a job!
Oh, you are a whore.
I have to behave here this year.
You could be like, Whore, the Sequel.
I missed it last year.
I was working.
Oh, Holly, it wasn't good.
Whore, the Sequel.
We're off to a bad start if we don't even know
what direction the subway is.
Kelly and I decided that we were going
to go out and explore the city today, like real New Yorkers.
We wanted to walk, we wanted to take the subway,
and kind of find out what it's really
like to live in New York.
Good enough?
Woo!
We got the right train!
Kelly and I stumbled upon a cute little
bar that's kind of our speed.
So we went in and we made ourselves some friends.
[interposing voices]
I'm sitting here.
Get out of my seat.
What brings you to New York?
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Our children.
KELLY HYLAND: Oh, our children are dancers.
Our children are dancing.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Where are they dancing at?
Uh, at a competition in New Jersey.
BARTENDER: Yeah? - Well, no!
We were actually here-- - Oh!
- --to be on "The View." - Yeah, we were on "The View."
- Oh, yeah? - Yes!
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: [inaudible] - How'd that go?
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: --"The View." KELLY HYLAND: It was good!
Nice.
Whoever said New Yorkers were rude
never stumbled upon this bar Kelly and I found in Brooklyn.
Everyone there was so nice.
[laughter]
[greetings]
Hello!
How are you?
Hello.
Hurry up, let's order the Diet Cokes!
I think Kelly and Christi have been at the bar a long time.
They seem very happy.
Let me just say one thing.
How did you get here?
Taxi.
KELLY HYLAND: We took a subway.
Kelly and I took the subway.
Oh, my god.
That was ridiculous.
She's like, we have to do the New York experience--
We had to be like the New York--
--and take the subway.
We had no idea where we were going,
how we were getting here.
And we weren't really worried that we were going
to have to live down there.
I do want to remind you that a subway--
A rat would have little bitty legs.
--is not in a rainforest or a jungle.
It's in a urban environment.
It's not like--
WOMAN: Hello!
I brought your two favorite things!
Mineral water and [inaudible].
[laughs]
You know, this was my 41st birthday
and alls I wanted to do was have a good time.
WOMAN: That's called a Bitch Brew.
Everybody has a nice little dainty Lolita glass,
and I have, like, a jug.
[inaudible]
[laughter]
We're having so much fun at Kelly's house right now.
You know, we're just relaxing.
We're not bitching.
[laughter]
Ah!
WOMAN: The truth comes out.
It's just kind of a--
it's a nice evening.
In Chicago, we should go out.
Oh, yeah.
Like, what is that called, where all
the bars are on the one street?
Rehab?
[laughter]
No.
I'm going to take a leave of absence for next year.
MELISSA ZIEGLER: Yay!
HOLLY FRAZIER: Till next year.
So that next year, I'm--
KELLY HYLAND: I don't work, and I never
get time to go see my son's hockey
games because I'm always here.
Mmm.
Mm-hmm.
I know, but you weren't working
a full-time job and earning a doctorate,
and having three kids.
Yeah, so how come I can't seem to fit that in?
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: I'm not sure.
[laughter]
I'm not-- maybe you ought to give up some
of that afternoon drinking.
I want somebody to try this one on, with all the fluff.
That is a poofy, poofy dress.
(GASPS) Is that a wedding dress?
KELLY HYLAND: I'm assuming.
I want to wear one of those.
She's like, I want to wear that.
Look at the back!
Oh, my god.
You want to go in first?
Welcome to my world.
No panties.
You're a bride.
Oh!
KELLY HYLAND: A fat one!
[laughter]
MELISSA ZIEGLER: I can't believe you're
trying on a wedding dress.
Me neither!
I came here for head pieces.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: You look skinny.
You look really skinny in that.
It's because it hides your butt.
I'm just kidding.
KELLY HYLAND: I've never had any intention of getting
Botox until we met her.
CATHY NESBITT-STEIN: Yeah, but I can tell you right now,
you are going to be junkies with it.
So you're good.
I better keep getting Botox.
I don't want anybody to think I'm Chloe's grandma.
[laughter]
KELLY HYLAND: How about Jill?
Oh.
Being mad that Kendall's at the bottom of the pyramid?
I know.
Hello, you're brand new.
Oh, I'm a team player, but I can't worry about your girls.
Kelly and I are at lunch, and of course,
the main topic of conversation is the new girl.
[gasps] I forgot.
I brought something to show you.
I have a book from a competition from a few years ago.
Oh, you're kidding me.
Uh-uh.
Because I keep my books.
Chloe, Maddie, and Kendall all danced in the same age group
against one another's solos.
And Jill never remembered our girls beating her daughter.
I remember.
Chloe was actually 3.
Maddie was 1.
Kendall was 10.
Mm.
Are you going to take that and show her tonight?
I might.
KELLY HYLAND: Oh, I think you should.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: She doesn't know
what she's messing with because I got these books for years
back.
So if she wants to play that game, I'll pull them all out.
(WHISPERING) Anyone who talks like this all the time
just can't be trusted.
I have no idea how to make a martini.
Oh, just pour some in there.
[music playing]
Oh!
Ah!
So I'm still trying to figure out what exactly
happened with these dance bags?
I swear on my life, Maddie said to her, Mom,
do you have my dance bag?
I think we should steal their bags back.
[laughter]
Next time we'll steal their bags so they get in trouble.
[interposing voices]
I have never seen them get in trouble for anything.
HOLLY FRAZIER: Do have the Ziegler's dance bags?
Yeah.
Christi probably has it up in her room.
Christi probably has them.
Maybe.
ABBY LEE MILLER: Chloe is suspended.
So is her mother.
Oh, Christi's calling.
HOLLY FRAZIER: Is she?
KELLY HYLAND: I don't get how she returns your phone call,
but doesn't return mine.
When you had an argument with her,
you at least said something smart
back to her, like don't talk to me that way or something.
I sat there.
I keep reaching out to her and I get nothing, and it hurts.
MELISSA ZIEGLER: So Kelly, now that you
have had your phone on for a whole day,
have you tried to call Christi again?
KELLY HYLAND: I've called her three times.
She won't answer my phone calls.
I'm done.
Why are you guys so mad at each other?
She obviously doesn't want to talk to me.
I'm assuming because I said about Chloe losing her hat.
Are you guys going to be OK?
I have no idea.
I just thought our friendship was better than that.
[music playing]
Have you talked to Christi?
You know what?
I talked to her for a few moments yesterday.
Just for a little bit, not very long.
Did she mention my name at all?
She did not.
Like, I don't even know what to say to her.
You know, I wasn't here last week and, all of a sudden,
like, I haven't felt more like an outsider in my life here.
WOMAN: All around.
So why weren't you answering any of my phone calls
or my texts all week?
You called me once.
I missed it.
And I texted you a few times.
No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did.
Did I answer?
No.
Well, then I must not have gotten
it because I answer your texts.
KELLY HYLAND: So why didn't you call me?
All I wanted was a phone call from you.
That's all, Kelly.
When you were going through [bleep],,
I called you every day. KELLY HYLAND: I did call you.
On Friday.
You never called me.
No, I didn't.
I called you Sunday at the competition, the day you left.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Yeah, you called me and you said, oh,
are you OK? I miss my partner in crime.
That's all I wanted from you, Kelly.
That's all.
It's certainly not back to normal for Kelly and I.
We're barely talking.
I mean, we're not really even making eye contact.
JILL VERTES: What's going on with you and Kelly?
Have you had a chance to sit down and--
No.
--work it out?
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: My feelings are
hurt because when it was Kelly in my situation,
I was her biggest cheerleader.
JILL VERTES: So how-- where do you go from here?
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: I don't know. I'm a me--
I'm a mess.
I-- I wasn't myself.
I left.
I came back.
I felt more like myself.
But like, I'm the snarky, like, bitch of the group.
I'm not the crier.
I'm not the emotional one.
And I feel so out of sorts.
Whether I called 1 time or 10 times,
she should've called me back.
MELISSA ZIEGLER: She never answers my calls too.
I don't know what the problem is.
Well, I don't think you did anything wrong.
I don't either.
JILL VERTES: Christi, you're awfully quiet.
HOLLY FRAZIER: Where's that fire?
Where's that spunk?
All gone.
JILL VERTES: You're not a wallflower.
Maybe I've turned over a new leaf.
There is an elephant in the room,
and for once, it's not Abby.
Kelly and I have this huge feud going on,
and eventually, we're going to have to talk it out.
We can't keep going on like this.
KELLY HYLAND: Christi, if you want to talk, let's go outside.
If you don't want to talk, we don't have to.
You're rolling your eyes.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: I am a grown-up,
and if I want to roll my eyes, I'm entitled to.
KELLY HYLAND: OK.
JILL VERTES: Why can't we hear?
KELLY HYLAND: I called you. You didn't call me back.
You called me on Friday.
KELLY HYLAND: Christi, I called you.
What else do you want me to do?
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: No, you didn't.
KELLY HYLAND: Yes, I did.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: And if I didn't answer,
you should have called again.
When you were having a problem here,
I sat in a parking lot for you to get
you and your kids back here.
I know you did.
And when you weren't here, I was sticking up
for you in the pyramid and everything else.
But you should've called me.
But you don't know it because you
didn't answer my phone call.
I called you-- no, I shouldn't have had to call you, Christi.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Are you kidding me?
I did nothing wrong.
I was having a really bad week and a real friend
would've picked up a phone and called me.
OK.
But I'm wrong because I said that you talk to Melissa
more than you talk to me.
You didn't answer the phone.
You hurt my feelings.
I don't--
KELLY HYLAND: And you hurt mine.
I called you.
What else do you want me to do?
Get in the car and drive to my house.
No, I'm not driving to your house.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Why?
I called you.
If you can't answer my phone calls, then [bleep] you.
[bleep] you.
Like, seriously, Christi.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Thank you. KELLY HYLAND: You're welcome.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Yeah, thanks.
[music playing]
KELLY HYLAND: I hope Nia doesn't wear
that hat because I already lost one friendship
over a hat-- that hat.
I don't want to lose another one.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Uh, Kelly, you didn't
lose a friendship over a hat.
You lost a friendship because you
told me to go [bleep] myself.
KELLY HYLAND: You admitted I called you the one time.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: You called me once on Friday.
OK, well why didn't you call me back?
Why didn't you call me back?
Because you were on the bus with Abby.
So what if I'm on the bus with Abby.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: I was the one having a bad week.
When you have a bad week, my god!
I practically rock you.
Like, are you OK?
Just like I'm there for you guys all the time.
Yeah. KELLY HYLAND: Yeah.
Remember when I sat in the car for you?
Who was the biggest advocate to get you back on the team?
Me.
KELLY HYLAND: I know that.
That's why I was your biggest advocate when
we were in pyramid and stuff.
And you didn't even call me.
I've always thought Kelly was my best friend,
but I've seen her true colors.
You know, if she's in need, she's a great friend.
But if it's someone else, she could care less.
And I don't know if I can forgive her for that.
Whatever, Christi.
I'm not going to sit here and fight with you about it.
OK.
It's not worth it.
Clearly our friendship isn't worth it.
Clearly.
At least now I know where I stand with you.
I said you were clearly upset with Abby.
You didn't want to take it out on her,
so you took it out on Jill.
I was not upset with Abby.
Kelly, you were upset about something.
Why were you screaming at me?
If anyone, Christi should understand why I wouldn't want
to start a fight with Abby.
Why Christi doesn't have my back is beyond me.
You didn't stand up for her-- or yourself with Abby.
That's not the Kelly I know.
KELLY HYLAND: Well, maybe it's the new Kelly
that you don't know. - I know.
You know, you said yourself that you don't
even think of me as a friend anymore,
that I'm a horrible friend. - I never said that.
You're full of [bleep],, Kelly, and you know it.
KELLY HYLAND: Oh, well, maybe you should get fined.
What did she just say?
You're full of [inaudible].
(GASPS) Who just said that?
Christi.
You're taking it out on all of us.
I don't even want to hear it, Christi, because remember?
I'm a bad friend. - You know what?
You are.
KELLY HYLAND: When I sat here the entire week you were gone
and stuck up for you. Whatever.
You know what?
You didn't call me because you were pissed
off about something else. - Sitting there.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: That shows me that you're
really not a good friend.
KELLY HYLAND: Believe me, Christi.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: I know.
I won't be your friend.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: Because I kiss everyone's
ass to get my kid ahead.
You do. CHRISTI LUKASIAK: No, I don't.
KELLY HYLAND: You do.
[bleep] you, Kelly. KELLY HYLAND: Ask Abby.
- [bleep] you. - She's not a best friend.
[shouting]
WOMAN: Shut up, bitch, I'm grown.
Who you talking to?
MELISSA ZIEGLER: I really wish you guys
could have stuck up for me.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: I-- I--
MELISSA ZIEGLER: She's speechless.
This one's speechless.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: You know, Kelly,
I was actually looking at you and I'm going,
come on, come on.
But I-- but I couldn't fight because--
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: No.
But I was trying to get you because I
wasn't letting her go down. I'm like, come on.
Then you're not doing anything.
I'm like--
KELLY HYLAND: Maybe that's why we didn't join in.
We weren't our partners in crime.
Oh, my god, Kelly.
I need you.
I miss so many things with Kelly.
I just miss knowing that someone has my back.
And clearly Kelly and I need each other.
Because when we're separated, we don't
have the forces to fight evil.
But I need you to be my friend because we
can fight evil forces.
Like, I lost my mojo.
I got nothing.
I think Papi would be really happy with your performance
today.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: It's hard to see Kelly crying thinking about
the hard times she went through when
her father had prostate cancer.
And what really hit home to me is that people come
and go so quickly in your life.
And you know, I love Kelly.
She's like a sister.
And even if you don't always like your sister,
you always love your sister.
Mm.
I know.
We need to just get past this.
It might not be exactly the same as it was before,
but life's too short to lose friendships.
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: We're two for one.
No Kelly-- - Ah!
CHRISTI LUKASIAK: --no Christi.
Because I'm not putting up with these people alone.
Mm.