[Applause]
[Music]
you shouldn't have i didn't this was all
barney and betty's idea
aren't we as lucky to have friends like
them fred
there's my big handsome son-in-law
have you lost wayne
have we met
can i have everybody's attention please
i got a little something i'd like to say
i hope it's not another poem
[Laughter]
fred
betty bam bam and i could not be happier
even if it was me that got that job
[Music]
so we got you a little something just to
show you how proud of you we are
congratulations big guy
barney i can't accept this sure you can
no i can't take it back well we can't
fred we had your initials branded on it
yeah it's yours fred no it's not fred
what's wrong with you it's a lovely gift
and he is thrilled to receive it aren't
you friend no
don't you like the color it's not the
briefcase it's not the color i just
can't take anything from you but fred
take a hike shorty
my freddy doesn't want that turkey thing
how come fred
because you can't afford it barn
[Music]
sure i can pal
not anymore
you're fired fired
well
let's not let a little thing like this
spoil the party
conga line
[Music]
don't worry about me fred i've been
working in that quarry since it was only
eight feet deep attaboy there could be a
whole new world opening up for me
maybe i'll take in that franchise show
this weekend that's the spirit
thanks
hey fred there's just one thing i got to
know
after all these years how come they're
canning me
barn
you're a wonderful father
a loving husband
a hard worker
and one heck of a little bowler
but barn
none of that counts on an aptitude test
you got the lowest score pill
low score