(low whoosh)
- Come one, come all, welcome my socially distant friends.
I'm Imari.
- And I'm Ashly.
- And today we're here to put a smile on your face
as we look back on the nine most laugh out loud moments
from MTV No Filter's seasons one and two.
- We heard that tea can be a little immune boosting
so let's get to sipping.
(upbeat techno music)
- Tana and I have been friends since middle school
and as you will see in this scene from season one,
we share literally everything.
Even baths.
- Why?
(upbeat music)
I'm scared what if I have to pee? (laughs)
I'm not gonna pee in the bath with you.
- Oh my god you're not gonna pee in my bath with her!
You guys forgot to mention that this is my bath.
(Imari laughs)
- Obviously. - [Tana] You would pee
in the bath- - No I wouldn't.
I think that's disgusting.
I don't even pee in pools.
For the most part.
- Most, what do you mean for the most part?
- Sometimes you just have to pee in a pool.
- I have never peed in a pool.
- Liar!
Liar, that's a (beep) lie.
No. - I feel like
she is the first to pee in a pool.
Every time we're in the ocean, she's always like.
I'm peeing next to you. (Imari laughs)
I'm like bitch.
- The mask is like dripping down my face.
- It is like so gross.
- You've got worse things dripping down your face.
(Imari laughs)
- You act like no one has ever (beep) on your face.
- I've never let anyone do that to me.
At that point in my life, I was kinda
having like having a (beep)
- He said at that point. (Imari snorts)
- Back in season one.
- Wow, okay.
- Damn you're so boring.
- No I'm not.
I have this scare. - You have a scar.
- Mm hmm.
- What-- - You wanna see it?
Okay, look at the scar.
- Ew no please, get your (mumbles) and think
about this - Yeah but
you're on your knees in the same bath water as me.
(Imari laughs)
(Tana laughs)
- Where is the scar? - [Imari] Do you see it?
Do you see it?
(water splashes)
- Ew stop Imari!
Please put your ass away, I'm so angry.
- I'm putting it away, I was showing you the scar.
(Imari laughs)
- Wiping your ass off.
- I was getting the soap, the like bubbles
off so you can see the scar. (laughs)
- Since it's so blurred it literally
looks like you are like wiping your ass.
- I'm like (gurgles)
- Okay, but your ass is still, your ass (beep) is out.
Imari - I'm trying to like--
- You and I are close, but not that close.
- Right there.
Do you see it.
- [Tana] Yeah, yeah.
- But I do feel bad for your bath tub
because that was like my first time
wearing those shorts and the pink ink
just like came out of them.
- Oh, that's what that was.
(Imari chuckles) I remember seeing like a ring
around it, and I was like, I'm.
Our whole friend groups loves a little healthy competition.
In this next clip, you'll see that not every one
is making varisty. (Imari laughs)
(ball bounces)
- Tana, you ready?
- Oh Jordan.
- Lets go.
- Not like an NBA player, gamer, like a,
- Okay I get what you are saying.
Like a twidstreamer type?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I don't really know how to play basketball.
So I need like ground roles like imagine
you're teaching basketball to like a fifth grader.
- First I want you to just get used to holding the ball.
- No, ball is life.
I got you on that.
- Well ball is not life until you know
what the ball is-- - Balls are life.
- Right here, that's it.
- You want me to do that?
- Yeah, its real easy.
(hoop creaks)
(loud thud)
(Imari laughs)
- Its my ball.
- Okay, okay, man ball is life.
Lets go!
You wanna ball me out hey. - All right,
try to guard me - What?
- Try to guard me.
- What is guarding?
- Like don't let me score.
- Why did that kinda look sexual for a second?
(Imari laughs)
- Oh so you take the ball?
- Yeah.
I would like to consider myself an athlete.
Yeah, I try.
I would like to consider Tana an athlete as well.
I would like to.
- Oh damn.
(Tana screams)
- Did you do that?
You gotta hit the (screams)
- And I would, discontinue to like to.
- Jordan's confessionals are so witty.
- I feel like he like plans these out
before hand though.
Like it sounds like he like took out
his notepad and was like, I got this,
I'm ready for it. (Imari laughs)
- He's like composing it.
(Ashly laughs)
- Yeah, it's a little embarrassing.
(Imari laughs)
- If you know us, you know we love
a good photo shoot moment but usually our outfits
are a little more lounge wear.
- Or even like, Insta-hoeish.
- But in this scene from our holiday special#
we pulled off our Disneyest look yet.
Reindeer chic.
(both laugh)
(Christmas music)
- [Imari] I'm really excited about this Christmas card.
- It's gonna be fucking insane.
- [All] Ho, ho, ho.
(hip hop christmas music)
- This is a little dehumanizing I feel (chuckles).
I don't feel great about this.
- Okay can we rap.
(all chuckles)
- I was not putting that carrot anywhere near my mouth.
I hate carrots.
I'm like, but my butt.
(Ashly laughs)
- [Trevor] You like that (beep)
(all laugh)
- Imagine Jordan doing this with any other
talent - Yeah, it would never happen
in a billion years.
- Only if, even if we asked him,
he would be like (beep) no.
- Yeah. - For like Tana,
like that was actually really nice that he did do this.
- Who needs Tana Claus to use a chimney?
The reindeer aren't even supposed to go into the house.
This is so unrealistic.
(Imari laughs) (Ashly swoons)
That day was so fun, that day was so fun.
I still have that reindeer costume.
It's in my trunk.
- I think I do too, it's like next
to like my boyfriend's bed.
(both laugh)
When Tana and Jake ended things,
we wanted to get her a little something to cheer her up.
And you know, the best way to cheer
someone up, is with cards.
- Duh!
- So, we found one of the maybe
most ridiculous gifts that we could find.
Just roll the tape, you will have to see it.
- I feel like we should decide what angle we're going for.
Like celebratory or like funny, or like funny,
or just like, hey, like cheer up.
- We could get her a pound cake
because she's probably gonna get pounded
a lot now that she's single.
(Imari laughs) - I was right.
I was right.
It took a little bit but I was right.
(Imari laughs)
- Holly (beep).
- Have you ever seen like those penis shaped cakes?
We could write like (beep) get money on it.
Congrats.
- How are you?
- Good how are you.
- How are you guys at, - [Female Baker] Shapes.
- Shapes.
- Oh great we can do anything.
- Could you do two shapes?
Like together? - Sure.
Yeah. - Yeah like, two circles,
a half circle and like a rectangle.
- Basically we want a penis shaped cake.
- Oh, we don't do that.
(both laugh)
- I'm not gonna say, if Trevor didn't say it
I don't think it would have been said.
- Yeah.
She's like oh, no, no, no, no.
- We didnt do that.
- You don't?
Eggplant emoji?
- Honestly feel like the only reason we got Tana a cake
was so we could draw some sort of sexual thing on it.
- So you wanted an eggplant emoji?
- Water droplets on it? - Yes!
Water droplets on the eggplant.
- (beep) Get money with a money sign.
Okay, yeah.
- That baker was definitely picking up
what we were putting down. (laughs)
(Both laugh)
- That's one of the - What the (beep)
- best clips ever.
Yeah that is yeah, I think that is my favorite confessional
from like (chuckles) season one and two.
So this next thing cracked me up because we took
it upon ourselves to throw the world's
most ratchet yard sale ever.
To the point where we ran out of merchandise
and Trevor decides to sell something else.
(upbeat music)
- This is a good shop.
- Although Jake Palmer is out there
but like, they hadn't broken up yet.
Not foreshadowing. (Ashly swoons)
- I hope it's all gone now.
- Whose underwear?
Underwear?
- It's mine, it's mine.
- Actually? - Yeah.
- You brought your under wear?
- Yeah I didn't want it anymore so I thought it would sell.
- I feel like Jordan did not do his (beep) part.
He brought his (beep) underwear.
You can't just sell underwear.
I think.
- Wait, weren't you literally selling a bra?
- I feel like the bra is different
because like no bodily fluids are coming
out of my titties, yet you know.
There's no (beep) (beep),
(Imari laughs)
on my so.
(Imari laughs)
- Ew.
Oh my god guys we have customers.
Welcome to my yard sale!
(upbeat oriental beat)
It's 2.10.
- Okay.
- $10.
- Yeah!
(Imari laughs) - God.
- We're the worst.
- I still can't believe like the way that the yard sale
actually turned out.
Like we had such high expectations.
I've been trying to get rid of this giant (beep) love sack
that I've had for like, almost a year now,
but then the day came and we just got lazy.
- Welcome to my yard sale.
You can actually buy this lap dance. (laughs)
- I've got $15.
- That's more than enough.
- I don't think there is any amount of money
that you could like make me, give someone a lap dance,
on camera.
- Wait, so what about off camera,
like would you like take some tips?
- I'm mean off camera, whose to say
that doesn't happen all the time.
(Imari chuckles)
(sexy beat)
- Throw it back.
(Imari laughs)
- Trevor could absolutely be a fire high class stripper
in another life, okay.
He is slaying this lap dance.
- [Trevor] Oh yeah,
put it in my-- - Oh my god!
- [All] Yeah!
- Look I may be sober ass bitray now.
But the party never stops.
- He just gave her, he just gave her the time of her life.
- Thank you so much, she's like bye I'm suing.
(all laugh)
- I can imagine actually going to a yard sale
and having some random person dance on me.
Like I could never pay for that.
And it lasted a lot longer than it showed
like, it was like a pretty l
long lapdance. - Yeah, yeah.
(Imari laughs) - Like oh my,
he's still going.
(Imari laughs)
- So this next scene is definitely one
that I'm sad that I missed because you and Trevor
working out together, is comedy gold.
One for the books!
- Are you saying my like training is like laughable?
- (chuckles) Not at all, (chuckles) just watch.
- I'm gonna have you warm up first on the elliptical.
- This thing looks expensive.
I do enjoy working out.
- We're gonna have you try to do a five minute moment.
- Five minutes, no!
Its definitely not like a routine thing for me.
I feel it in my booty (beep).
- Hell yeah!
- So this is just the perfect day to do this.
(smacks booty) - oh my god,
you almost hit me. (Trevor cheers)
- You guys working out with like, make up on
like it's glam. (chuckles)
- I do, I always do.
You gotta look good, you know, when you're
like on your like poses and stuff.
You never know. (Imari laughs)
- Ashly is an incredible trainer.
(Ashly and trevor buzz) (Imari and Ashly laughs)
She is motivational.
I have to stop for a second.
- No you don't!
(Imari and Ashly laugh) She's fun
she's bubbly and she's free. (chuckles)
What did you contour your (beep) on today?
- Everyday.
I always contour my abs a little bit.
(Imari laughs)
- Isn't there like snakes up here.
- I don't know, I feel like the racons
must have like, eaten them by now.
- [Trevor] Could you imagine?
- Yes! (Trevor cheers)
- Oh wow. - Oh yeah.
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
(Imari laughs)
- You're eyes are like ew.
- I hate when people sing around me.
It doesn't matter if it's like my favorite singer.
If they sang like to me, I'd be freaked out.
Come on pick up the speed a little bit.
- Okay!
(loud thud)
(Trevor and Ashly exclaim)
- Did you break my elliptical?
I just got this.
(Trevor screams)
Whose gonna fix it (beep)?
(Imari chuckles)
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- I'm sorry.
(Imari laughs) - Okay, lets stretch.
- We really didn't even keep that gym
for very long afterwards because we had
someone else moving in, which kinda sucks
because, now we're in quarantine
and I would love to work out on that elliptical.(laughs)
- What are you gonna do?
- All right Ashly so in this next clip
you are getting ready for Wild n Out with Tana
and you decide to shock the world (chuckles)
with one of the funniest comments I think
you've ever made in your entire life. (laughs)
- Oh my go, no!
- Just know that I'm not laughing
at you, I'm laughing with you.(laughs)
- Okay.
I'm a little nauseous I don't know if
it's from the coffee or the new baby.
- Oh my god yeah, you needed a new baby.
- Yeah but - A new baby
- If I get (beep) on Monday.
- What's today?
- Friday.
(Imari laughs)
- I mean I definitely should have
taken plan B a little bit sooner because I,
it had already been like three days
and that's like as long as it should be.
- You are (beep)
- Nah, I mean like-- - How are you
guys this irresponsible?
How do you think it works?
- I just feel like there's different levels
of like getting (beep) inside it.
And I still fully stand by that.
Like as a woman, (Imari laughs)
you can literally, like sometimes, you can feel like
the implantation where like something inside of you
grabs in and says come with me,
we're getting this bitch pregnant.
I swear to god it's a thing.
No, no, no, no.
I feel like it can definitely go in like different areas
or like levels of (beep) or like how much (beep)
there is that day.
Sometimes you feel it more than others.
You feel--
(Imari and Ashly laugh)
- Is it not weird for you to talk about something
like that in front of Jordan?
- No.
I think I could literally talk about
pretty much everything.
- Yeah I talk about - I think everything
- I talk about anything in front of him.
- Like?
- Like I wanna see this person's nudes?
(Imari laughs) - Yeah definitely, yeah.
- Wanna see my nudes?
(both laugh)
- Wait not literally, no.
- In season two Tana decided to set Jordan up
on a date with Adult film start, Riley Reed.
- They way Jordan acted should literally
be printed on a manual of how not to date.
- It was cringe worthy, to say the least.
- Yeah.
(sultry jazz music)
- The music! - Hey.
(Riley giggles)
- [Riley] Hello.
- When I see Riley, my first thought is,
- I'm (beep).
(both laugh)
- I was trying to think of who it was
for like the past like, three days.
- Yeah, I know.
Who did you think I was?
- I made list of like 20 people and
you were not. - Okay well was I,
I wasn't? - You were not on it.
Tana led by saying you were really smart.
So,
- What a (beep) dick!
- If I were Riley I probably would have ended up
just leaving right then and there.
Are you gonna question my intelligence on our first date?
- You'll probably get a slap.
(Imari laughs)
- Is this like the cocktail menu.
- Yeah maybe.
- I would want a (beep) cocktail too
if I was Riley Reed on a (beep) on a date with Jordan.
- I would want seven,
- Dude I think Jordan had already had like one or two drinks
and he's still being this way.
(Imari laughs)
- How old are you?
- 20, no, I was thinking about you,
oh my god, I'm 32, sorry.
(Ashly and Imari laughs)
- What?
- Hold it you're, - I'm 28, yeah.
How tall are you?
How big is your (beep)?
- Wow! (Ashly laughs)
Six feet tall.
I don't think I've ever measured my (beep) but, it's good.
It's good to go.
- Imagine calling your (beep) size, good to go.
- It would be like go where?
(Ashly laughs)
- (chuckles) Where is it going?
No where after this date.
- Like I'm getting a wrinkle from cringing`so much.
- Dude so am I, my Botox is like
fizzling out of my face because of this.
I feel like, you know, it's like a car accident.
Like we want to look away but we can't.
- I feel like Jordan doesn't really have
a love life to this day.
But I don't think it's because like,
well I mean, he needs to work on his game, obviously.
(Ashly laughs) But,
I think it's because he's so wrapped up in business
and like focused on his career.
There've been multiple occasions for,
we take Jordan out to bars with us,
or clubs and we have friends that are throwing themselves
at him, we're like what the (beep).
- How, why?
Like have you even seen this scene?
(Imari laughs)
- Clearly they haven't. - No.
- You guys remember when I got this little guy.
Shout out Body Electric Tattoo (blows kiss)
(Imari chuckles)
But anyways the same day, Tana got her nipple pierced
and she gave Jordan and the rest of us
a full on show in the process.
- This is our number one, most laugh out loud moment.
Let's see if you guys agree.
- I'm freaking out.
- Don't, remember. - No one understand.
- I understand, I've pierced each one of my nipples
four times.
I completely understand - But
you're unable to like sense anything.
- Actually men's nipples are about 12 times more sensitive.
Yours are for function, for feeding a human being.
- Yeah.
- I'm like really rough with my boyfriend's nipples.
- My nipples are pretty sensitive.
I don't like when people touch them.
My nipples are tiny, I call them chocolate chips.
(Ashly laughs)
- Bust it out.
- Okay, Jordan you wanna look away.
- [Jordan] Oh my god!
It's here.
- Lean back - What!
It just looks me directly in the eye,
I swear to god I made eye contact with it.
- It didn't look at you, you looked at it.
(Imari laughs)
- I wasn't looking, you were looking.
He was like ready for it.
- And they wonder where this speculation comes from.
- Exactly.
- I'm literally so scared right now!
(screams) This real, I'm freaking out, I'm like freaking out
(Tana screams)
(Imari and Ashly laugh)
- It still like what the (mumbles).
- Tana - its (beep) for the uh,
(all chuckle)
- All right so I need you to lean all the way back.
- But what we just did with that wipe
has my whole body right now (sniffs)
- Right while you're um - [Tana] Oh my god.
- What I need you to do is just be calm.
All right here we go.
- Oh my (beep) god.
- Big, deep breathes.
All in.
All the way out.
(Tana screams)
- Oh my god, oh my (beep) god.
Oh my (beep) god. (screams)
Oh my god! (all laugh)
- I like how right here, she literally has both her tits out
- Yeah,
- Like no one asked for that.
(Imari laughs)
It's been like , oh guess what?
- It's like--
- Full topless. - Yeah.
- All right, we're gonna put a little pressure here.
You have some bleeding.
Not enough to call 911.
So, - Oh my gosh. (cries)
- I feel like the only people that will ever understand
how sensitive my nipples are are people that (beep) me.
(Imari laughs)
- You look mad.
- No, you did a great job thank you so much.
- Yeah I'm sure it's beautiful.
- You haven't even seen it yet.
- I don't wanna right now - You don't wanna see it.
(all laugh)
- Thank you so much dude.
And when we wanna get her second one done, we'll come back.
- Yeah. - If you're into it.
If it's at all - I may not be here that day.
I'm not sure, it could be the day I'm off.
(Imari laughs)
- He's like traumatize.
He's like never again.
I don't know why it's so funny to watch like
one of your close friends, like dying in pain.
(Ashly giggles)
Something about it just really gets me going.
- Cause like when you know that they're gonna be okay,
you can like laugh at it. - Yeah exactly.
When you're as overdramatic as Tana is,
you know in reality she's like putting on this show
for all of us and we're like (beep).
- You have to laugh.
- How else are we supposed to react.
We hope you guys laughed as hard as we did
counting down these No Filter classics.
- What are your favorite laugh out
loud moments from the series?
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