Previously on Pretty Little Liars Spoof
It's true, I am Charles.
It makes so much sense.
I wanted us to celebrate.
Celebrate what? Your raccoon torturing us for years?
Does anyone remember anything?
Alison's missing.
You're all suspects in the murder of Charles Racoon DiLaurentis.
I think my mom's a witch.
No shit.
I killed Charles.
You shouldn't have stepped in front of that spell.
Spell? What spell?
Magic. Keep up bitch.
How did I even get here?
After you stepped in front of that spell I had to act fast.
So I knocked you out and brought you here.
You can't just do that.
I did.
There had to be witnesses who saw what you did.
They didn't care. This is Rosewood.
They see kidnappings every other day.
What spell did you do on me?
The spell I performed erases memory. It wasn't meant for you
I was aiming for Aria.
This is crazy. So you're saying that you're a...
That's right Alison. I'm a witch.
Ali..what do you mean you killed Charles?
You weren't even there when we woke up. Unless you have an evil twin.
Let's not get crazy, Aria.
Yeah, I'm already having a hard time keeping up with this story.
Ali, you couldn't have killed Charles.
Wow.
You guys really don't remember,
do you?
I don't even remember what I'm wearing.
What?
It happened that night at the hotel when you first got here.
When we got drunk?
Yeah, you guys could hardly control yourselves that night.
Why? What happened?
Well first there was you.
I am related to everyone up in this bitch!
Everybody has had a piece of my daddy's Rosewood!
Ahhoh!
Oh, God.
You weren't the only one.
Aria was pretty messed up, too.
I know he exists!
Yeah!
I've seen him with my own eyes!
Yeah!
So where the hell is my brother?
Eggs!
I demand to see my brother.
Amen sister.
You're related to Aria too?
Wow..
I know.
I have a brother?
Did I do anything crazy that night?
Yeah, but we'll talk about that later.
What about me? It doesn't sound like I did anything embarrassing.
That's what you think.
I just don't get Ali sometimes.
Uh-huh.
Like, what is she all aboot? Why is she like that?
Yeah.
I guess I'll never know.
Cool.
mmm..
I can explain.
So your spell went wrong, that doesn't mean you had to kidnap me.
Oh, but I had to my dear I needed to see how much damage the spell has caused.
Where are we? What is this place?
This? This is my torture room.
Oh shoot.
Phoebe?
Yeah?
How many times have I told you not to do your laundry while I'm holding someone captive?
She does this all the time. It's so unprofessional.
Did the dryer go off?
Yes.
It's not my fault you kidnapped someone and put them in my basement. And when I-
Don't start with me.
You started it.
Bitch, I will cast a spell on you so fast.
Wait.
Are you two sisters?
Yes, and she is a witch too. This is her house.
Do you feel woozy or light headed?
No.
Good.
We should test her memory now.
Test my memory?
Yes, you see, the spells
I use on Aria are very strong.
They're needed for heruh..
Sensitive brain. Sure let's go with sensitive. Okay Alison, what subject do you teach?
Teach? What are you talking about? you're a teacher at Rosewood high.
No I'm not. I'm a student at Rosewood high. What grade do you think you're in? I'm a freshman. Oh f*ck.
So how exactly did you kill Charles? It's kind of hard to talk about. You can tell us Ali. Okay,
It all happened when I came back from the bathroom.
Hey, do you guys want to watch a movie?
Chug-Chug-Chug-Chug. Guess it'll just be me and Charles then.
Charles!
You stepped on Charles? It was an accident, I swear. Ali you killed someone. Welcome to the club
What happened after you killed Charles? You guys helped me hide the body.
What? You guys were the ones who came up with the plan. I didn't touch him though, I just followed
I wanted to go to the police but you wouldn't let me. Sounds legit
Did we at least put on gloves? No. So we're all a part of Charles's death? Pretty much. This whole thing makes it look like we
killed Charles. I knew it.
I knew it all along
Oh no, I hope you didn't hear everything
we just said and that you won't charge them and put them away in prison. This whole time, I knew...
That these wireless Bluetooth earphones were gonna be a good choice.
Hello girls, talking about something interesting? How long have you been standing there? About three minutes. And you didn't hear anything
we just said? Not a thing. Damn it. Ali! I mean, yeah, that's good. Did you get those earphones on sale?
I just came to warn you girls. I'm on the case. I will take you all up. I think you mean down. Glue sticks.
I don't understand. None of us do. I've gotta go. Wait! Ali, Where are you...?
Yeah, it's me the plan didn't work. We'll have to think of something else
How are you gonna get yourself out of this? It's gonna be fine. This is not fine
She thinks that she's a freshman in high school
The spell will wear off. It's just gonna take a few hours,
maybe a day. And what if it doesn't? We kill her. Ella! I'm just kidding. Good. Mostly.
We have to look for a spell that can reverse this. I'll have to do some research.
Fine, you do that and I'll ask her some more questions.
I left the key on the table. You left the key on the table.
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